Originally posted by lantiqua87
I LUV DA BEACH DOE LOL DIS ME ON DA BEACH
When did morbid obesity of the lower half suddenly become attractive?
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Originally posted by NARCassist
and them christian's go on about accusing the koran and islam of being barbaric. glass houses much.
Don't be stupid. The Bible doesn't condone child sacrifice. God reigned hold fury down on the people who did that if I recall correctly. Or at the very least, it says in Leviticus anyone who sacrifices thier child to Moloch shall be put to death.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
THIS IS IMPORTANT GODAMMIT. i really need to know
If I learned anything from my environmental class, it's that any amount of plastic in the water will immediately kill all wildlife within 10 square miles. So #2. Duh.
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2018-01-27 at 12:22 PM UTC
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Bill KrozbyDog Recipie
Bill Krozby Doggs
A Recipie for Success
Add:
1 Tsp Heroin
2 Tbsp of Felonies
1/2 Cup Butter
2 Cups Unemployment
3 Cups Dependency
4 Cups Child Abandonment
Then stir in 10 cups rape and bake at 375 for 30 pitiful minutes.
Once cool, garnish and serve with extra salty tears.
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2018-01-26 at 11:57 AM UTC
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Have you had a hard life?
Originally posted by NARCassist
i had two years of my life taken away for something i didn't do. to be honest, society owes me way more than just a living. what they're currently giving me in compensation doesn't even begin to cover it to be fair.
That only makes sense if they recounted your sentence and wiped your record for an unjust conviction. Either way tho, drop the victim mentality. No one owes you jack shit.
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Don't be retarded, we need women. Just marry your daughter off to the right man score yourself another son (and any connections he might have).
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2018-01-25 at 11:32 PM UTC
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People Don't Like Me
i think it's funny. don't have to be so triggered.
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2018-01-25 at 10:02 PM UTC
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Do rainbows exist objectively?
Originally posted by Open Your Mind
This thread wasn't really about rainbows.
I will kill you if you try to continue it with a meta-bullshit.
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2018-01-24 at 7:41 PM UTC
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How do you flirt with women?
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文
I told this bitch no when I started this job. pls help
Yell, "NO MEANS
NO, KAREN! STOP MOLESTING ME." Then break down in tears and mutter about #metoo.
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I clicked on the latest replies only to be greeted with whining about free will again. Do you have ruin even gore? Just shut up and enjoy it, Obbe.
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It's partially justifiable, but you can't hold women to higher standards than you hold yourself. Try again when you've gotten into shape, found a personality, and have a good job.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
You look like you raped a buffet.
My new favorite fat insult.
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2018-01-18 at 12:49 AM UTC
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Describe what you look like
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Originally posted by benny vader
Strong cheerleader effect going on here. When examined individually, few of the girls are somewhat pretty, and most are downright ugly.
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2018-01-17 at 7:32 AM UTC
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Regarding my son
Originally posted by Malice
Hey, I had just gone through a prolonged period that culminated in drinking up to 5L of wine and 1.75L of brandy every 2 days, then checking myself into an ER and telling them I was having thoughts of suicide.
I never told anyone this before, but Lanny attempted to take advantage of my emotionally vulnerable state and was planning to molest me.
#metoo
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Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
You can pay with Monopoly money
mmQ will be thrilled.
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2018-01-17 at 7:18 AM UTC
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Regarding my son
LOL that made me think of this:
Originally posted by Malice
The cost of the amount of etizolam you gave me was insignificant compared to your income, like throwing a few bucks to a bum, and you clearly didn't care enough to do anything more, it was obvious you only did so reluctantly. You are a horrible person, thanks for nothing. I'll never ask for your help again. Although I do regret not accepting that beanie because my head's cold and I've been using a balaclava as a makeshift hat, like in the movie heat where they were wearing those rolled up ski masks.
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2018-01-17 at 3:21 AM UTC
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Regarding my son
don't make me adopt ur kids, hydro
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