2018-12-14 at 6:14 AM UTC
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Marriage
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I've never seen incestual trauma written so poetically. Good job.
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2018-10-12 at 5:36 AM UTC
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Fucking dog owners...
Originally posted by Zanick
Good, children are horrible creatures. Somehow I'm comforted knowing that your kid's dad posts here. Maybe it'll grow up to be a terrorist and make the neurotypicals feel less safe in their homes.
Yeah, so are old people. I think that was my favorite rescue mission. I freed that decrepit old widow's dog down the block, and she overdosed afew days later having nothing left to live for.
My son will certainly be a terrorist. He will terrorize handsome and well tanned individuals and niggers alike in the war to reclaim Europe and halt white genocide.
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2018-10-12 at 5:20 AM UTC
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Fucking dog owners...
Originally posted by Zanick
pets are prisoners
Thank you for opening my eyes. I just went out and liberated my neighbor's poor pooch from his backyard. He was so happy to be free he ran right out into the road and got flattened by a car.
As I watched my neighbor's little girl sink down next to his mangled, twitching body, I chastised her for keeping Spot prisoner all these years. When she hugged his corpse and wailed harder, I simply said, "See? Even now you refuse to let him go. You should thank me." Then I turned away in disgust.
You're right, Zanick. That souless kid needs to find another way of managing her fucking seizures than enslaving an innocent canine.
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2018-10-10 at 9:06 PM UTC
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Fuck it it is what it is
A.) a tard who doesn't know how to embed videos
or
B.) a malicious link
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning
Look at the antifa bike lock professor who was released with just probation after hitting several people with one of those solid "D" bike locks.
they probably wanted the D
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2018-10-10 at 6:56 AM UTC
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I'm a Bad Parent
Ok, not really, but I had a moment today.
When I came home from work, I walked in on Tommy eating pizza instead of one of the many other (healthier) snacks available. In fact, he wasn't eating just any pizza, but the one I specially made and stuck in the freezer to have at night with beer. He was happy as ever, and all I could think about was how he was eating MY WHOLE FUCKING PIZZA. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH. Little shit. Fuck you, Tommy. FUCK. YOU.
Anyway, no, I didn't strangle him, I just sent him upstairs to do homework after admonishing him for spoiling dinner. He doesn't know how weirdly pissed I got. I suppose it's a little childish, but I miss my pizza, dammit.
Parenting is weird.
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2018-10-10 at 7:05 AM UTC
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Fucking dog owners...
I hate those fuckers who haven't trained their dogs well and therefore have to use leashes ALL. THE. TIME. Especially the faggots who own little dogs.
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2018-10-10 at 8:21 AM UTC
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I'm a Bad Parent
lol. ok, mmq. just the shirt. no kid.
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2018-10-10 at 7:28 AM UTC
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I'm a Bad Parent
Originally posted by mmQ
*posts that picture of that kid with his eyes blacked out* its on my other computer :(
https://i.imgur.com/t4JuVpX.jpghaha I should do an updated one. He's a lot bigger now.
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2018-10-10 at 7:15 AM UTC
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I'm a Bad Parent
lol. Not trolling. I'm won't abuse him, he just gets on my nerves from time to time. I'm sure other parents can relate.
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2018-09-24 at 6:50 AM UTC
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THE PLOT THICKENS
You look like Ralph from the Simpsons.
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2018-09-19 at 5:22 AM UTC
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Fat Shaming
Fat people are hideous, lazy, unhealthy, and a burden on taxpayers. Body positivity / acceptance is bullshit. The answer to this lard epidemic? Fat shaming, baby. It's for their own good.
That said, what is the best / most effective method of fat shaming? Obviously blatant insults and demeaning nicknames are effective, but they can easily draw too much scorn from the public and cause reputational issues. So, what say you, niggas? How can you discreetly fat shame landwhales into losing weight, or at least feel some guilt about stuffing their faces with carbs every night?
Personally, I like to give cold stares and drop sublte hints. Example: *passing an elephant in the store* "Oops, hi. Sorry. Hey, Tommy, come here. Don't want you to get squished."
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2018-09-10 at 11:20 PM UTC
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Kavanaugh to be Impeached
I like how even the artist was like, 'Nah, that bitch too fat.'
He shaved off a solid inch or two in some areas.
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2018-09-08 at 11:28 PM UTC
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Best of Bill Krozby
I was searching for something and came across a funny Bill Krozbypost, so I took a minute to cobble together the Best of Bill Krozby.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I was molested when I was 5 years old
i have 2 felonies
I dated this lady that was 10 years older than me last year
I was yelling "what the fuck!" and this asian bitch nurse came up and was like "you're handcuffed because you tried to fight the cops"
I actually did a jock strap basket ball shoot for a guy once and came
i have the others herpes
I quit paying child support, partially because i didn't have much attachment to my kid
So now I'm trying to normalize my drinking because I'm obviously an alcoholic
I was arrested for sexual assault.
he tells me to take off my clothes or else he's not going to give me the money, I go ahead and undress
I was molested
luckily i never cared about my daughters mom
several times when I was 19 I had guys comeover and pay me to watch me fuck my girlfriend, ,one guy even touched my balls while i was doing it… One time I made 300 to let a guy take pictures of me nude while he smoked crack.
I WAS MOLESTED!
Post your favorite Bill Krozbyposts.
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So, the slampig you were banging already screwed your handicapped boss, and kept a picture of his dick as a momento. Nice.
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2018-09-07 at 10:50 PM UTC
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Being z totse legend
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
there are thousands of guys like you in germany so whats your point?
if only. sieg heil.
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>shitpost
>shitpost
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>shitpost
>Lanny taking it seriously
>shitpost
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Originally posted by Into Sanctuary
We offer a huge sense of community and "togetherness". It's harder to care or even notice someone when they're just a generic usertag in a long sea of generic usertags with some text attached. On a forum like ours though, there's more personality and ease of personal connections.
lol. sounds like a gay dating site.
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Oh, but don't do it.
Knew I forgot someting.
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