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2017-12-10 at 5:36 AM UTC in When the new dark age begins, huwites willl be the only ones to survive
Originally posted by Lanny I have been told black people don't camp. I'm kinda curious what the demography of campers is. Like what makes it a thing white people do? Hard to imagine it being some practical cultural vestige, hasn't been a broadly useful skill in like over a hundred years.
What do you think all those niggers in Africa are doing right now. The difference is white people call it camping black people call it their life -
2017-12-01 at 7:08 PM UTC in A Bowel OrdealI was at my aunt and uncle's for Thanksgiving and got rocked with a spell of diarrhea. I believe it had something to do with a Chile Rellano burrito I had ate a day prior. In the middle of the night, I woke up abruptly, realizing that now was the time. I rushed to the bathroom, with my excrement starting to seep out of my anus and staining my underwear.
"Finally!", I had thought. I plopped my rear on the cold toilet seat. It came in one continuous fart that seemed to last 30 seconds. It was painful and relieving. After my stool, I looked all around for toilet paper and I had realized that there was no toilet paper.
I stood up from the toilet seat, thinking I had gone ham. But I soon realized that I was naive to the situation. I couldn't wear my underwear or sweatpants anymore because there was cockadoodie on them. Whilst almost completely naked, with excrement seeping down my leg, I started to calculate my next plan of action. I contemplated rushing down the hallway to grab something to wipe my ass but I couldn't bring myself to do it.
And then my eyes pivoted;
The Decorative Bathroom Towel
I realized that it was my only option. So I grabbed the towel with haste, and started to wipe up the mess.
I think it was possibly spaghetti sauce that was making my excrement look red like blood.
That's not even the worst part. I thought I had known ultimate shame by this point in my life, but I found my next actions to be a complete face palm.
After wiping up the mess, I flossed that white towel ass nigga right between my burgers. It was stained with a red and green streak.
I had to put my sweats back on, in order to reach my suitcase down the hall way. I was a victim of my own digestive system.
The worst part is that I scrunched up the towel and threw it in the laundry room. A seemingly innocent towel, holding the secret of my fecal accident. I was going to put it in the washer but there were already clothes in there.
So I left a wadded up shit towel for my relatives to deal with.
I feel horrible about it but I had no other alternative, past walking around the house, naked and smelling of shit.
I had a scare the next day, when my aunt called my cousin to pick up toilet paper, I thought they had found the towel and I was going to get a talking to.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-06 at 5:32 PM UTC in Besides benzos, how can I cure anxiety?sounds like OP needs the GRAY PILL.
this is a gray pill :
gray pills come in protective bronze capsules like these :
you put the bronze capsule into a pill dispenser cartridge that looks like this :
you then shove the pill dispenser cartridge into a pill dispenser that looks like this :
you then administer the gray pill by putting the pill dispensing end of the pill dispenser into your mouth and pull the ''dispense lever'', like this :
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2017-09-26 at 4:12 AM UTC in Therophythe only way to cure your molestation-induced PTSD is to molest someone else and pass it on to them
it's kind of like werewolves -
2017-07-22 at 4:47 PM UTC in Weird shit on amazon threadPost weird shit that you find here.
Infant Circumcision Trainer, White (also there's a black one)
https://www.amazon.com/Nasco-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer-White/dp/B0083Y0W26/ref=pd_sbs_121_6?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0083Y0W26&pd_rd_r=DY0B6PGF8K7VAWAATXRD&pd_rd_w=Kwd92&pd_rd_wg=X4Hb3&psc=1&refRID=DY0B6PGF8K7VAWAATXRDHelped me become a master swordsman- Probably the best circumcision trainer out there. I've noticed that my sword skills have definitely improved after training with this product.
We are expecting our first born next month, do I need a medical license? or can I go pro like Abraham?
55 gallon drum of lube
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MR3IVO/_encoding=UTF8?coliid=I2JQNVFG8SBHEL&colid=3R0DJJK6OY3H5Does TSA make you provide your own cause I fly a lot?
Answer:
Unfortunately the TSA doesn't provide it for you. On the plus side, with a restriction of 3.4 ounces for a carry-on amount you'll have enough for 2074 flights. And a little to spare to share with the stewardesses!As UPS discretely unloaded my 55 gallon drum, the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage.
How long can i use this product. how many days does it last?
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enough that you can leave in you will for your children -
2016-11-07 at 4:53 AM UTC in American Herstory XDear Americans,
Hi, tonite, on this hurricane molested night, I would like to talk to you all a something about history. Hiss, Story. The story of hizz.
Although the things I'm about to tell you now will most likely not be a something new, a something that you don't already knew, and that they're most likely to be the things that you've forgotten and/or dis-remembered, it is more important now than ever for you to re-remember and un-forget them. The future of you all depends on it.
History; Five. Five thousand years ago in the middle of the desert there was this empire of great magnificence and size. This empire had great mastery and knowledge of mathematics, and architectures, and sciences, and had built great, great triangular stone structures and giant cat-man statues. This long, hard, errect and throbbing empire regressed and recessed itself into the depst of history and human memory in the reign of Cleopatra. A woman.
History; Five. Also five thousand years ago, in the middle of the map there begun an another empire. This empire had built great, great walls and had withstood war, drought, famine, all the locusts and all the plagues and all the trumpets and all the woes mentioned in the bible and yet, yet it withstood. But it all came, it all came crashing down to an end, and out of history not so long ago in 1911 with Tzu Xi at the wheel. Tzu Xi, an empress.
Not too long ago too, we, both you and I, were under bondage and sodomy on a daily basis. We've been made bitches and been came upon and unto by an empire so great, so long, so hard and so throbbing that it overshadowed 75% of the world. 75% !!!!!!!
But great as that empire was, it deflated and fell limp into a chode of a cuntry not so long into the reign of Beth, Eli-ze-beth, before shrinking further and recessing itself into the lower abdomen of history under another female, elected female ; Marge. Thatcher. It's not even a cuntry anymore by then and it was under her very (female) eyes that 9 year old Falkland was raped and savagely penetrated.
Today the UK is the epitome of a monumental joke, a place that insists on calling itself a kingdom with not a king, but a queen at the cockpit, despite the fact that she herself is a cock-pit. A pit for cock(s). Its royal institution is more of an entertainment and ornament that holds no sway in public or private. Its parliament is ghay like its weather and men that couldnt decide if it wants to be a sovereign country with actual borders or an open whorehouse.
If I have an army, I'd invade it and rename it TRANSGENDERIA.
And let me also remind you all about our good and hated friend, the patriarchy Juden Staten of Israel that it suffered its greatest regression and military disaster during the time of Herstory, the story of Golda Mier.
And now, today, you only have to look west and on a good, clear day, see into the once great and mighty Germany that has now been turned into not only a fenceless, but also door-less whore-haus that would happily embrace any and every immigrants that would ever came inbetween her open, and ever spreading leggs. Had Adolf "Sieg-Heil" Hitler's ashes been interned in an urn, there'd be tornados there in Germany, that's how much he'd spin.
And look at Korea South and look what happened to Samsung. Sure I could go on and on but I think the pattern is clear. Empires and greatness end sometimes but they all ended with absolute certainty in the hands of female.
Sure, with candidates like Hilary and Trump Aemericccca is fucked. It is fucked in its mouth down to its throat and fucked in its ass up to its bowel, but if you think this is bad, I assure you that it can be worse, a hell of a lot worse.
IT CANN BE FUCKED IN ITS MOUTH AND UP IN ITS ASS AND IN THAT GAPPING, GASHING AND BLEEDING HOLE WHERE ITS PENIS AND BALLS ONCE WERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CAN BE THAT FUCK FUCKED.
While I dont have children of my own, I shudder to think for all the children that I've touched that they might one day wake up to a day without Aemericca.
So if you are a mother with a son (who hasnt been realigned), a daughter with a father (who wasnt mollested), a sister with a brother, an aunt with a nephew, a niece with uncles ...... in-laws of father and brothers .... with males for friends and families and loved ones ...... it is now your sacred duty to go out and put penises back into the box and Trump in thy Ballot.
Let not them erase the memories of your founding father and replace them with founding mother, thy fatherland into thy mother land .......
Let not they change thy history into herstory.
Go out. Vote Trump. And let Aemericca grope again.
Amen.
