Dark humor is like Bill Krozby's daughter, it never gets old.
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Key their cars and wait for them. Then when they see it and freak out walk up to them swinging your keys on one finger and acid bomb their faces with a cup full of bleach.
Step up your game.
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2018-12-08 at 9:18 AM UTC
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My daughter just died
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
yeah well, if this one turns out to be a LOL TROLL I'll just flood the next with truly awful shit
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2018-11-29 at 3:55 PM UTC
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NIS Statistics
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Here's the actual generated word cloud...
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African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Originally posted by RisiR †
Another classic.
It's a decent thread, a good 7 out of 10. I like how dargo just doubled down on his preposterous "i really do care bro, just kill ur self it 4 the best"
And the op, the link from sisyphean to crack was good.
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2018-10-11 at 5:57 PM UTC
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Fisting
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
why not sinkhole man ?
I was being generous when I used 'human'
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2018-10-10 at 7:13 AM UTC
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I'm a Bad Parent
I wonder how many people say that- warmed it up
HEY HONEY CAN YOU WARM UP THAT FROZEN PIZZA FOR ME"?
HEY HONEY CAN YOU COOK THAT FROZEN PIZZA FOR ME?
HEY HONEY CAN YOU GET THAT FROZEN PIE OUT OF THE FREEZER AND COOK IT FOR ME BECAUSE IM HUNGRY?
HEY DUMB BITCH MAKE THAT PIZZA AND SUCK MY DICK
HEY FAGGOT, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PIZZA
that'd be funny if you got home and tommy was locked in the oven cuz he was so proud of making the pizza he got inside with it to make sure it was perfect like he was rearraging the pepperonis and cheese strands on it diligently and meticulously liek soo happy that his daddy was gonna be proud of him when he got home and then you get home and of course he's charred and dead inside the oven and you just scream and scream and scream and scream
If I ever have a son
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2018-10-09 at 2:30 AM UTC
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All bible thumpers should die
I'll take Christians over kikes and sand niggers any day.
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2018-09-26 at 5:22 PM UTC
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Hang Out with Mal Mal
A history of American Women's movements?
Is that about shitting?
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2018-09-23 at 1:45 AM UTC
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Killing myself tonight
Originally posted by RisiR †
You had more estrogen in the foreskin you lost at your briss than I have produced in my entire life. I'm 6"2 250lbs and could literally break your neck with a slap.
Lmao 250lbs.
You're a fucking whale.
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2018-09-20 at 8:18 AM UTC
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Fat Shaming
Originally posted by RisiR †
Most of you would be considered fat in Germany.
'mirin.
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psychology is a fake science for retards and therapists are the absolute bottom rung of it. theyll tell you common sense things over and over and think they know more than you because of their nigger-tier degree. next time you go there you should just tell her how much her job is actually complete bullshit
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That's how she looked at me.
She asked me what this site is about and I told her that it's basically about free speech and that we argue a lot about politics. Lots of antisemitism and that we make fun of Autism and suicide. She wasn't very fond of that. Saying it out loud to a normie felt kinda weird. Not gonna lie.
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I recently got happily engaged to the LOVE OF MY LIFE, and I cannot stop talking about how amazing it makes ME feel. MEEEEE. If anyone wants to talk about anything else I have to remind them that what they're talking about isn't important right now. I'm engaged; that's what's important.
In fact I've learned over 9000 ways to change the topic back to my engagement.
If people are talking about dogs, I love saying things like "my fiancee has a dog" then change the topic back to my fiancee and my engagement.
Or if I'm out at lunch and people are being inconsiderate talking about something else, I might say something like "I better not eat too much, I already bought my wedding dress and want to make sure I still fit it when we get married! lololol"
If someone comments on the weather, I will say something like "It can rain all it wants now.. so long as it doesn't rain on the [insert wedding date]" Then I pause so they ask about the date and tell them all about my planned wedding!
If I'm around strangers and nobody is talking (like on a bus or train) I might play with my engagement ring, laugh at text messages my fiance sent me a week ago or sigh loudly just to start a conversation about my engagement. If those fail I just put on my veil (I always carry it with me) and hum the wedding theme tune loudly while examining my ring in front of them.
Another good way to start talking about my engagement is ask people their opinion on wedding related things, like cakes, venues, dresses or asking people what they love most about being engaged.
My plan is to continue directing all conversation to my engagement for 6mths or so, then to my wedding for another 6mths.. then I'm not sure.. I will probably spend 6mths of finding ways to insert "my hubby" into every second sentence.
Once all of those topics have been used up I'll probably get pregnant..
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2018-09-10 at 9:41 PM UTC
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Kavanaugh to be Impeached
Hey schlomo, the USA is a constitutional republic. Not a democracy. Get rekt with your "hurp durp didn't win the popular vote".
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2018-09-07 at 4:15 PM UTC
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Being z totse legend
LOLOLOLOLOLO...
The thread is titled "being a bad father"
https://niggasin.space/thread/27605
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2018-09-06 at 12:47 PM UTC
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L_A_N_K_Y, question, please?
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
does this site attract schizophrenics or does it actually inflict schizophrenia upon people?
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>experts say
>associate professor of sociology at UoW
>expert
kek
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