I have been drinking a lot and am at a crossroads. Was gonna write this in a notepad but i drink shit has been hec tic hec tic check it even my unkey ripped me off and then he trashed my name? shit fucking pissed me off
-Get SHOES and WEAR THEM -APPLY FOR ID and birth certificate spend the money APPLY FOR ID!!!!!*!*!*!**!*!*! do this ASAP -figure out how to quit job and HODL the RSU eat healthy and actually grocery stop at the grocery store play resident evil and get twitter -get clothes and learn how to cut own hair instead of getting drunk and doing it blacked out drunk and looking like a retard mental patient DCA into link make the bit bucks Apply for part time/temp buy meth keep apartment clean take out recycling EVERY WEEK instead of shoving it in the closet take girlfriend on dates
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Originally posted by Wariat
hes more lucky than this forum combined bra. the small dog.
i've gotten my ass eaten more times than I can count and had a girl sucking my asshole out like her mouth was a vacuum cleaner and I haven't been able to shit right ever since. Explain how that dog is luckier than me
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i got 8 balls for you from 4 transgender women I MUTILATED
Originally posted by AngryOnion
ARE YOU PROUD?? If so please tell me why.
I am proud to rape trannies. I think chicks that look like chicks are HAWT and if I had a dollar for every time I woke up hung over and some WHORE telling me I knocked her up after she slipped the condom off and stole my cum while I passed owt I would have enough dollars to rent a transgender hooker and FUCK HER IN THE ASS
I think there is nothing hotter than holding down some tranny whore and grabbing her by the dick and then you put your legs up in a v and say "you know what this is now right? like you know what this is?" and cut off her balls with a razor blade to complete the transformation into womanhood and FUCK any conservatives and muslims that disagree with me!
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when I was a kid all the kids with "good" parents and normal families with helicopter parents smoked weed, had sex and did gay
but all the kids from the mud were just normal kids that didn't feel the need to ack out because they have to come home to their mom smoking crack with a big black dude that invites his friends over and one of them steals your television and rapes her and when you try to stop them they put a gun to your head
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I grew up in a youth bike gang that roamed around the swamps beating up immigrant eastern european bricks with kids and stealing their school fundraiser candy and throwing their toys in the mud pits
also that one time little billy got stuck in the mud all the way up to his neck and we all ran away scared and then lied to his parents and said he got into a strangers van. the police showed up and we told them the van picked him up near the mud pits, they looked around but never found him so we never got in trouble for it.
it sucked because he was borrowing my legos and I didn't have it in my heart to go and ask for them back
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Originally posted by Kafka
Monzo wonβt accept my identity documents. Iβm not sure what other UK banking app to try or if thereβs other non-UK ones. I canβt use American ones.
defi banking is the future
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