Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Who want's to talk to a partner???
When I was stupidly into having a partner I just want them to shut up, do the dishes and have a beer ready for me when I got home…oh and be sexual available on demand.
It's a reeeeeal mystery why you're single now in old age...
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And then after stl1 loudly cums all over the wax sculpture as a crowd of museum patrons stares at him in horror he looks at them and smiles and says "fucking Republicans, am I right?"
And as he leaves he shouts "YOU DIDNT WIN BY THE WAY AHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Stl1 would cut a hole in the mouth and fuck it while yelling YEAH MR PRESIDENT YOU DIRTY SLUT KEEP SUCKING IM BUILDING A WALL OF CUM AND ITS GONNA ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER ALL OVER YOUR FACE OH YEAH MR PRESIDENT ARE YOU CATCH AND RELEASE NOW OR YOU GONNA SWALLOW IT ALL COME ON DONNY BOY JUST PRETEND ITS A BIG MAC
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Republicans be like OL KISSING KATE BARLOW HAD THE ENTIRE BALLOT BOX OF TRUMP VOTES AND WAS BEING CHASED ACROSS DA DETROIT GRASSLANDS BY AN ANGRY RED CHEETO MOB, SHE SAID I CANTS KEEP GOING AND BURIED THAT SUCKER AND NOW EVERY NOVEMVER WHEN THE SOIL IS HARD FROM FROST, REPUBLICAN FAMILIES WITH THEIR LITTLE REPUBLICAN BOYS AND GIRLS GO DOWN AND DIG DIG DIG
COME ON KEEP DIGGING I KNOW TRUMP WON. JUST ANOTHER HOLE! IT BUILDS CHARACTER. STOP THE STEEL! STOP THE STEEL!
SHUT UP, STOP CRYING THIS IS FOR AMERICA!
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