Originally posted by Lodger Free
I invented a John for a vehicle once. It was basically a large mouth gatoraide bottle to pee in
one time I saw a trucker black out drunk just whipe his dick out and start pissing all over the carpet of his own house as he stumbled around trying to find a bottle and by the time he did get one he already pissed everywhere and was basically just pissing all over the bottle/ his hand and then he went and passed back out
truckers are fucked
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I quit my job today, my career even. when my co workers asked why, I looked them right in the eyes and said i refuse to contribute to society unless it starts providing me with unlimited, convenient access to 18 year old pussy.
I am never working another day in my life until I wake up one morning and there is a white, busty (natural) blonde (also natural) 18 year old on my doorstep with blue eyes and an intact hymen that has never had tiktok or instagram and wants to have my children. She must also have no tattoos, has never been out of the state, and has a good relationship with both her parents, who are themselves still married and very much in love with no history of infidelity on the mothers side. Until then I will spend my time mining as much proof of work crypto as humanly possible, making deep fake porn of leftwing women, reading NIS, and refusing to pay any taxes. every time someone criticises my decision, I will donate $50 to an anti LGBT organisation, I will also from here onwards spend an inordinate amount of time harrassing women who have decided to murder their children on social media, as well as people who call themselves polygamous or wittingly enter into open relationships. Furthermore, I will be cutting all sex-havers out of my life until said demands are met. this is the future the democrats chose, get out of my way you fat tranny
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Originally posted by Kafka
It will all be better in the morning
i think it will be worse
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2022-05-13 at 4:27 PM UTC
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Dead Dad's Club
dead dads club sandwich
using the flesh of ur da
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2022-05-13 at 4:50 PM UTC
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Dead Dad's Club
My father desired to be served with pickles and mustard when deceased and I am more than happy to oblige
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2022-05-13 at 4:52 PM UTC
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Metal still rusts
Originally posted by Pillpopper
That's not true. My dad is a painter and he told me recently of a 3 year old charger that was rusted out badly and the owner admitted to not washing it. I have seen newer trucks and cars with massive rust. Cars are not built to last any more. Ask anyone with a gm or Chrysler with a 3.6 V6. Most caddy's these days spend more time being repaired vs being on the road.
My Dad's 2 year old Benz has rust all over and Mercedes won't fix it and killed his warranty after he complained. Automakers fucking suck.
Is any of your dads paintings for sale? I am intertested in purchasing a works for my foyer
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2022-05-13 at 4:45 PM UTC
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NIS rape escape island
I would bring a bunch of nubile hot and ready young teenagers with promises of debauchery and lust but then when they stepped off the plane just drive away and leave them to fend for themselves like lord of the flies
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2022-05-12 at 9:49 AM UTC
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dogecoin closed out 400%
I'm never going to financially recover from this .
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I hit a curb got some wicked air time and landed like this
xd
never forget coc chemicals
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What are you John suicide invention of the suicide xDddd
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i'll show you something long
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Rape at the golden corral
and a side of large fries please
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2022-05-11 at 2:59 PM UTC
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How to save money
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Pedocord where grooming children is the norm
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modern dating in a nutshell
"so what do you do"
"WHOA CALM DOWN STALKER ALERT EEEERT EERRTTT"
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Originally posted by Wariat
i got my ass licked last night
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folx nowadays millenials instead prefer to spend all of that money on starbucks and avocado toast and they don't even have a coffee machine at home
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
LOL I took this photo like 12 years back. when I still had a neck and a chin with a dimple. 0_-
you look like a fruity bitch
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2022-05-09 at 12:10 AM UTC
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A little over a month to Go..
Gonna own up and admit the cheese slid off your cracker long ago
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