Humans aren't meant to have bright lights in their faces all night every night for their entire lives. When the sun goes down you prepare for the darkness
Fire is amazing. You don't need electricity if you have fire but modern homes aren't designed for constant open flames
Batteries are a trap. I've known people with no power that get hooked up shoplifting batteries because buying them becomes unaffordable.
Barbeque your food, learn to store things without a fridge and get lots of females and animals to steal body heat from at night.
Electricity is not needed to live a normal life. The belief that it is is why the earth is dying
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
They do come and physically ready the meter and then i go outside and yell the numbers at the lady on the phone and she says i owe them money.
Chell called today and the electric jedis said that it is right. Then they said last years January bill was $400 and to expect it next.
Thankfully she set it up so we only pay $90 a month until march and then after that we have to start paying off all the remaining outrageous bills.
I fucking hate jedis. I want them to die.
Just rip off the meter and connect it yourself. the meter is a diagonal piece of metal on the back that connects the four terminals. You need to bridge it in an X
Bottom left to top right, top left to bottom right and that should restore your power
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I got a windows 98 and drew pictures in Microsoft paint and had a CD for Windows 3D movie maker
And then I started typing lewd search terms into AOL and I remember some really janky early 2000s porn. Only pictures, there was no video except QuickTime
Also this
Originally posted by Ghost
It came with software to make lego movies and a webcam but I pretty much only used the webcam to take naked pictures of myself when I was 8 years old and send them to people on AOL chatrooms
also it had a pteradactyl which was dope as fuck because it's back legs could hold guns.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
Oh shit… maybe it's the test preventing them. They virtually went away when I started using it but I forgot to take it last week. I got botox at the same time I started though, so I wasn't sure which was doing it, probably half dozen of each.
Kill yourself
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How about you join my project to make a niggas in.space ss13 codebase and server. It's the ultimate space game. It's spaghetti coded in c# using an engine from the late 80s
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Originally posted by mmQ
Long term health is funny. Yes I say that and I'll probably be dead within 5 years but hey, I've abused the fuck out of my body pretty much non stop for the last 20 years and I made it this far , still alive and kicking, so whatever. There are too many old-timers in the bars I kick it in who've been drinking and smoking for 50 years straight to frighten me into giving a shit about my body.
Haha. I'm half kidding obviously I realize the importance of HEALTH. I just also know our bodies are resilient and generally pretty good at staying alive.
Thank you, body. I love you too. Aww me too. AWWWW!!! ๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก
I dunno my dad drank and smoked for most of his life. He wakes up and gets drunk to watch price is right and sometimes has to pull over while driving because he needs to throw up
And he isn't even the oldest person I've met that lives that way. My old neighbor Matt was in his 70s and drank and smoked every night plus he couldn't tell his benzos, anti psychotics and anti viral meds apart so he just took handfuls of all of them
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