Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
Had the best idea ever, HUFFTEA. Ether, xylene, chloroform, heptane, amyl nitrate in the same bottle sold at 7-11.
While huffing out of an iced tea bottle I noticed the tea was stuck under the solvent and I could smell it every time I huffed. Its like huffing iced tea and getting drunk.
Best idea ever "i thohgjt one tiNe wouldnt hurt"
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hydromorphone is a typical female. Homeless opiate user that makes hundreds of dollars a day
The only skill you need to survive as a woman in this society is the ability to open your legs... thats it. Women have figured out how to game the system and contribute nothing to society.
Why have kids or a career when you can just find a sugar daddy and be an internet whore
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Yeah bro, HTS and I have renamed this place from the 'lovers nest' to the BRO PAD
We wake up early and juice, smoothies with a raw egg,kale, blueberry for anti oxidants and some Gfuel
Then we hit the gym in our building and spot each other for an hour. then situps, then legs. Then we juice More carbs Then usually I hit the dumbbells for another hour Shower More carbs
Then at night we hit up the bars and clubs and wingman each other and try to bring drunk sluts home to fuck. Bro house rules, bed goes to whoever gets a girl first. If both bros have a girl to bring home then one of them has to rent a motel across the street
Bro house rule #2; there is a copy of Neil Strauss "The Game" and "The Bro Code" by Barney Stinson on the living room table. If you remove these from the table you will be removed from the apartment forever
These are our Bible's
Also we will take oats and supplements as a security deposit
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