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  1. Easy to hide drug slang terminology. Literally everyone does blow on Xmas. If you don't know about this it's because you aren't part of the rich snob crowd that hides their cocaine abuse from the fiends that can't keep it to one day a year

    They look down on anyone that doesn't secretly do cocaine in bathrooms and then go interact with the family and drink lots of alcohol because you're high as Fuck on cocaine.

    There's always that one weird creepy family member with lots of energy and they drink a lot but aren't drunk and you think they are just mentally ill and that's why the alcohol is making them crazy but it's just the cocaine

    Also they like to surround themselves with sober people so they can do a bunch of coke and pretend to be a normal loving mother that loves her family and dogs but secretly she gets off on the idea of hiding drug abuse and the thrill of not getting caught

    They do not like to share
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  2. Altruism is against my beliefs as a follower of Ayn Rands philosophy of Objectivism
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  3. My parents can't afford to have me living there lol
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  4. If I quit smoking weed I can be drunk 24/7

    I have never been a hardcore alcoholic before I think it's time for a new journey. The bigger bottles don't even last that long I did like 10 shots today

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  5. Originally posted by WellHung Sounds intense.

    yeah, I love my anxiety which is why I don't take meds.

    It does fuck with trying to have a normal life. Sometimes I get anxious around my own girlfriend even though we are so close, it has a way of completely taking over my mind and I have to do a lot to keep it at bay

    But I embrace it for the most part. When I get a panic attack at work I just try to focus on the job and when I calm down I look around and realize i've been working twice as fast as anyone else

    Sometimes I get a bit manic and I become talkative and full of energy. It's a wild ride, i can't imagine living a life with normal balanced emotions it seems so alien and weird to me.
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  6. nigger
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  7. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny patently phalse.

    even if half of china have internet it that means there are 50% more internet traffic in china there are in the US.

    and i havemt even started yet on sinosphere.

    they aren't allowed to use normal human internet
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  8. No the problem can't be me

    I'm not retarded. Everyone else is though
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  9. Sick cunt
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  10. Some niggers tried to do something similar to me while I was walking to work. They were hiding behind a fence and when I walked by one of them went "ooogaboogabooga" or some shit waving his hands.

    And the other nigger was like "DID THAT STARTLE YOU WHITE BOY" they had a whole song and dance prepared and expected me to stop and look at them and be like "whooaaa man" and then they hold me down and take my shoes

    But I was running late, listening to some fast paced music smoking a cig and I just smoked a bowl of meth so I was ZOOMING. By the time that nigger could finish trying to spook me I was 15 meters away.

    I didn't even glance in their direction because I know you shouldn't lock eyes with a nigger.

    They were astonished that I was voidwalking so quickly and I was too high to accept that they were real so one of them ran into the middle of the road and shouted

    "YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY MADMAN!"

    Which in Polish means Wariat.
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  11. I will replace my windows with mirrors and put FREE FOOD signs all over so when people walk up they realize THEY ARE THE FOOD and get shot with a crossbow from a dude hiding in a tree
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  12. People in 1980 - my lawn is bigger and greener than yours!

    People in 2019- I pay less rent than you!
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  13. Originally posted by Rrr I love you so much. I want to cut a hole in your stomach and kiss your intestines because youre such a beautiful vivacious woman and I love you with all my heart. Licking the undigested food inside your short intestine would make me cum immediately. You are just the most gorgeous woman ive ever seen and your guts make me feel things ive never felt before. Your blood is my opium you sexy babe

    I'm qt
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  14. I would be an immigrant if I got deported. If I was an immigrant I would do typical immigrant things like rape women and commit violent crimes
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  15. but they commit most of the rapes against white women and get lower sentences because they are immigrants

    sounds like paradise to me. I'm gonna rape a bunch of school girls in Sweden and Greta Thunberg. Then I can chill in a comfy prison with internet access for a year
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  16. I would do meth and miss all my classes because I am paranoid about my pupils
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  17. ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L dislikes croz and Sudo for being absentee dad's because he personally knows the pain and emasculation that you get growing up without a male roll model
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  18. If you put wariats avatar into tineye his home address comes up
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  19. You are like a cheap dollar store knock off of Roshambo. At least was funny, made music and unique

    You're like a $1 box of expired cookies. Roshambo is like a bag of Takis on a buy one get one free deal

    You're the cheap scentless hand soap with a broken pump. Shamby is the cucumber mint jumbo size on sale
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  20. Electricity is a luxury you don't need.

    Humans aren't meant to have bright lights in their faces all night every night for their entire lives. When the sun goes down you prepare for the darkness

    Fire is amazing. You don't need electricity if you have fire but modern homes aren't designed for constant open flames

    Batteries are a trap. I've known people with no power that get hooked up shoplifting batteries because buying them becomes unaffordable.

    Barbeque your food, learn to store things without a fridge and get lots of females and animals to steal body heat from at night.

    Electricity is not needed to live a normal life. The belief that it is is why the earth is dying
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