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  1. Originally posted by CandyRein

    is it time for my prostate exam
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  2. Originally posted by Fonaplats They do come and physically ready the meter and then i go outside and yell the numbers at the lady on the phone and she says i owe them money.

    Chell called today and the electric jedis said that it is right.
    Then they said last years January bill was $400 and to expect it next.

    Thankfully she set it up so we only pay $90 a month until march and then after that we have to start paying off all the remaining outrageous bills.

    I fucking hate jedis.
    I want them to die.

    Just rip off the meter and connect it yourself. the meter is a diagonal piece of metal on the back that connects the four terminals. You need to bridge it in an X

    Bottom left to top right, top left to bottom right and that should restore your power
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  3. What are you a faggot or something
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  4. U mean a boy
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  5. Can i play?

    Broken leg - $10k
    Athsma medication - $1000/mo
    Anti psychotics - $400/mo
    Ambulance ride - $15,000
    Checkup - $250
    Sick note -$100
    Methadone - FREE IF YOU DO HEROIN!!!
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  6. I used to get it for free because they were really desperate for any patients that weren't opiate seeking homeless people.

    I already had opiates though xD

    That's why I needed the sick note I kept missing work from overdosing on fentanyl
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  7. Viper rapped to the entire frosty the snowman cartoon

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  8. I got a windows 98 and drew pictures in Microsoft paint and had a CD for Windows 3D movie maker



    And then I started typing lewd search terms into AOL and I remember some really janky early 2000s porn. Only pictures, there was no video except QuickTime

    Also this

    Originally posted by Ghost It came with software to make lego movies and a webcam but I pretty much only used the webcam to take naked pictures of myself when I was 8 years old and send them to people on AOL chatrooms



    also it had a pteradactyl which was dope as fuck because it's back legs could hold guns.

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  9. Originally posted by DietPiano Oh shit… maybe it's the test preventing them. They virtually went away when I started using it but I forgot to take it last week. I got botox at the same time I started though, so I wasn't sure which was doing it, probably half dozen of each.

    Kill yourself
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  10. Can't really blame her.

    I wouldn't call your average African male a model citizen.



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  12. Hey it's winter time

    You know what that means. Europe is now Russia's bitch because if you piss them off they simply cut off the gas to Europe or charge more

    That's why Germany didn't say shit after Malaysia Airlines because they rely on Russian gas pipelines
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  13. How about you join my project to make a niggas in.space ss13 codebase and server. It's the ultimate space game. It's spaghetti coded in c# using an engine from the late 80s

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  14. I was raped by a black girl but I didn't put up much resistance
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  15. Originally posted by mmQ Long term health is funny. Yes I say that and I'll probably be dead within 5 years but hey, I've abused the fuck out of my body pretty much non stop for the last 20 years and I made it this far , still alive and kicking, so whatever. There are too many old-timers in the bars I kick it in who've been drinking and smoking for 50 years straight to frighten me into giving a shit about my body.

    Haha. I'm half kidding obviously I realize the importance of HEALTH. I just also know our bodies are resilient and generally pretty good at staying alive.

    Thank you, body. I love you too. Aww me too. AWWWW!!! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก

    I dunno my dad drank and smoked for most of his life. He wakes up and gets drunk to watch price is right and sometimes has to pull over while driving because he needs to throw up

    And he isn't even the oldest person I've met that lives that way. My old neighbor Matt was in his 70s and drank and smoked every night plus he couldn't tell his benzos, anti psychotics and anti viral meds apart so he just took handfuls of all of them
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  16. She got a fucked up nose famelot
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  17. Young adults in previous generations had 30% of the wealth.

    We have 3%

    Entitled millenials. All I want is to see some blood
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  18. I eat ass and drink from a Shrek cup
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  19. Originally posted by G Child please, men keyword here, have been making boiler makers w/ 151 rum,high test whiskies etc. for decades. Don't rationalize since your drink of choice is included in the "Fisher Price : My 1st Drinking Experience" package.

    I'm drinking two shots of jager in cider which is more volume and alcohol content than any of your rums or whiskeys. You can't deny scientific facts here. Jager and beer is the ultimate combo and the strongest drink which means it fucks you up the fastest

    You seem to have some aversion to getting completely trashed. Well let me tell you sir I do not have that same aversion and I got so drunk my girlfriend probably considered leaving me a few times.

    I never get like that, I have discovered the secret to destroying myself. You might scoff at the jager but I respect it because it has the power and potential to make any night LITTY but when you do too much you can end up like onlylosemelegs and shit and piss yourself every night and get robot legs from diabetes

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  20. Originally posted by Misguided Russian clear is tek/meth/whatever your local slang is.

    I haven't done it in a few months. I found a dealer but I haven't bought any mostly because I hate interacting with drug dealers more than I want to get high

    Originally posted by WellHung Why didnt the weed cure the hangover?

    I ran out, I have been smoking floor weed. I hate drug dealers i like buying from a store instead because it's more impersonal and robotic. Like buying alcohol or large quantities of cold medicine
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