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2024-07-16 at 2:49 PM UTC in To be honest

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Originally posted by Warcry One thing you also dont seem to understand is I fuck bitches for sport.

Don't listen to fox, he's just salty that his grooming victim is so obsessed with you and has you as a profile pic.

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Warcry

2024-07-15 at 5:01 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

I think he did it because he was mad that he was born with a potato head and that explains the psychology of why he shot at Trumps head. IF I CAn"T HAVE A NORMAL SHAPED HEAD, NOBODY CAN!!! snowflake potato head ME ME ME mentality (the type of mentality you get when your head is shaped like a spud)

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Number13

2024-07-16 at 5:30 AM UTC in Jesus Christ

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these are very popular items for some households

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NARCassist

2024-07-15 at 8:44 PM UTC in Jesus Christ

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Key Discussion Points

Incident with a Dog: The discussion opens with users venting frustration about a dog and its owners, suggesting responses that range from playing inaudible sounds to create a distraction to more harmful suggestions.
Shaving Products: Users Bradley and Lanny Lanny transition the conversation to shaving products, specifically razors and shaving cream. Bradley shares his bad experience with Temu razors and recommends Harry's brand to Lanny Lanny.
Running Joke: The phrase "Yeah nigga he said fuck you" appears repeatedly, serving as a running joke or commentary throughout the discussion.
Indoor Dogs: User Dirtbag introduces a new topic about keeping dogs indoors for the sake of peace, to which Lanny Lanny responds humorously and flirtatiously.
Humorous Interactions: NARCassist engages with Kafka, questioning their sense of humor, while users Broseph Stalin and ner vegas make brief, unrelated posts.

Questions to enhance potential further discussion and remain tropical:

What are some effective, non-harmful ways to address issues with a neighbor's pet?
Have any users experienced similar situations, and how did they resolve them?
What are the legal implications of taking matters into your own hands when dealing with a neighbor's disruptive pet?
What are the benefits of keeping dogs indoors?
What challenges might arise from having indoor pets?
How do you keep your pets entertained and exercised if they are primarily indoors?
Have you noticed any behavioral differences between indoor and outdoor pets?
How do you typically respond to humorous or sarcastic comments in online discussions?
What role does humor play in fostering community bonds on this forum?
Have you ever been misunderstood or offended by a humorous comment online? How did you handle it?
Can humor sometimes hinder serious discussions? How do you balance the two?

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Lanny,
NARCassist

2024-07-12 at 4:26 PM UTC in Jesus Christ

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Originally posted by Kinkou someone tell me what happened to the cat, I'm not gonna read all this shit

A forum user named "Dirtbag African Astronaut" is embroiled in a conflict with neighbors over their cat, Akira. The tension began when the neighbors, who own a dog, started calling Akira's name, seemingly to antagonize Dirtbag. In response, Dirtbag considered practicing archery toward the neighbors' house, escalating the conflict. Dirtbag plans to install CCTV due to the frequent barking of the neighbors' dog at night. There are suspicions that Dirtbag might have stolen Akira from the neighbors or another house with many cats.

Other forum members have weighed in on the situation. "Donald Trump Black Hole" references the "Prime Directive" from Star Trek, suggesting non-interference, while "CandyRein Black Hole" advises Dirtbag to calm down. Supportive users like "Warcry" and "Lanny Lanny" offer understanding and help. The conversation contains strong language and heated exchanges, with some users proposing violent solutions and others urging caution. Concerns about the escalating tension and potential for violence are shared by many participants.

**TL;DR:** A forum user named Dirtbag African Astronaut is in a heated conflict with neighbors over their cat, Akira, leading to escalating tensions, CCTV plans, and divided advice from other forum members ranging from violence to caution.

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2024-07-15 at 4:34 PM UTC in Messaging strangers on Facebook to ask them if they're okay with me posting their nude photos. LOL

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by Bradley I wonder how many kids get introuble for shit that (back in the early 2000s) was common place.

Take a picture of your 15 year old dick and send it to a 16 year old and nowadays that's like manufacturing CP and spreading CP to another juvenile and when I was in my early teens I sent pictures of my dick to pretty much everybody.

LIke I've been a big dick pic sender since like 13 when I found out mine was abnormally large.

Yeah but did you do that with a facebook account with your legal name on your IP address? Go ahead and try that today and see what happens. Even 10 years ago sploo was getting police knock knocks for threat ending girls and saying he would eat their eyes and cum on their dead bodies

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ner vegas

2024-07-15 at 2:15 PM UTC in Where do you cum?

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I go PssPssPsssCOMEHERE and just wipe it on the cat

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Crispy

2024-07-14 at 7:42 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot

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TRY CLOSING ONE EYE NEXT TIME!! 🎯
😂🙏 #MURDERING A TRAITOR IS HEROIC
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Donald Trump shooting leaves Trudeau ‘sickened’ as leaders condemn violence

By Aaron D'Andrea Global News
Posted July 14, 2024 12:19 pm

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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says a failed assassination attempt on former U.S. president Donald Trump has left him “sickened.”

Trump was injured after a shooting unfolded during a rally in Butler, Pa., on Saturday that left two people dead, including the shooter. Law officials say it was a failed assassination attempt.

“I’m sickened by the shooting at former President Trump. It cannot be overstated — political violence is never acceptable,” Trudeau said in a post on X (formerly known as Twitter).

“My thoughts are with former President Trump, those at the event, and all Americans.”

'Democracy must prevail': Poilievre
Trump called Sunday for unity and resilience as shocked leaders across the political divide reacted to the shooting.

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The Secret Service said it killed the suspected shooter, 20-year-old Thomas Matthew Crooks, who attacked from an elevated position outside the rally venue.

Two law enforcement officials told The Associated Press investigators believe the weapon was bought by Crooks’ father at least six months ago.

The officials said federal agents were still working to understand when and how Crooks, a registered Republican voter in Pennsylvania according to state records, obtained the gun and gather additional information about him as they worked to try to identify a possible motive.

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A barrage of gunfire set off panic Saturday, and a bloodied Trump, who said he was shot in the right ear, was surrounded by Secret Service and hurried to his SUV as he pumped his fist in a show of defiance.

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Trump’s campaign said the presumptive GOP nominee was doing “fine” after the shooting, which he said pierced the upper part of his right ear.

“I knew immediately that something was wrong in that I heard a whizzing sound, shots, and immediately felt the bullet ripping through the skin. Much bleeding took place,” he wrote on his social media site.

One attendee was killed and two spectators were critically injured, authorities said. All were identified as men.

Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre was among the Canadian politicians who reacted to the news late Saturday.

“I condemn in the strongest of terms the attempted murder of former President Trump today. I am relieved he is safe,” Poilievre said in a post on X.

“My prayers are with other innocent people harmed or killed by this heinous act. I am also happy that the suspected shooter is dead. Democracy must prevail.”

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NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh called for unity in a post on X Saturday night.

“There is no room for violence at any political event. We must all stand united against political violence wherever it happens,” he said.

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Donald Trump shooter identified as Thomas Matthew Crooks
“My thoughts are with former President Trump and his family, as well as with the other victims of this shooting. And my gratitude to the law enforcement members and first responders who prevented further deaths.”

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‘It’s sick. It’s sick’: Biden
The attack was the most serious attempt to assassinate a president or presidential candidate since Ronald Reagan was shot in 1981.

It drew new attention to concerns about political violence in a deeply polarized U.S. less than four months before the presidential election. And it could alter the tenor and security posture at the Republican National Convention, which will begin Monday in Milwaukee.

Organizers said the convention would proceed as planned.

Trump flew to New Jersey after visiting a local Pennsylvania hospital, landing shortly after midnight at Newark Liberty International Airport.

Video posted by an aide showed the former president deplaning his private jet flanked by U.S. Secret Service agents and heavily armed members of the agency’s counter assault team, an unusually visible show of force by his protective detail.

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President Joe Biden, who is running against Trump, was briefed on the incident and spoke to Trump several hours after the shooting, the White House said.

“There’s no place in America for this type of violence,” the president said in public remarks.

“It’s sick. It’s sick.”

— With files from The Associated Press

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NARCassist

2024-07-15 at 12:09 AM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

yo fuck Donald Trump my bro just got fucked up in Lodz polane

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2024-07-15 at 12:14 AM UTC in As I said again

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

How do they find the women on Oldje.com?
Step 1: Understand Legal and Ethical Requirements

Consent: Ensure the conversation is consensual and the person is comfortable discussing this topic.
~~Age Verification: Confirm the individual is over 18 years old.~~
Legal Compliance: Familiarize yourself with the laws and regulations governing adult entertainment in your region.

Step 2: Preparation

Business Cards: Have professional business cards ready with your contact information.
Portfolio: Prepare a portfolio or website showing your previous work, if any, to establish credibility.
Contracts: Have sample contracts ready to show transparency and professionalism.

Step 3: Initial Approach

Polite Introduction: Start with a polite introduction. "Hi, my name is [Your Name]. I work in the adult film industry, specifically for a website called Oldje.com."
Clear Intent: Clearly state your intent. "I'm looking for models who might be interested in working with us."

Step 4: Provide Information

Explain the Role: Describe what the job entails. "The role involves acting in adult films. It's important that you're comfortable with this type of work."
Benefits and Payment: Outline the benefits and payment. "We offer competitive pay, a professional work environment, and full confidentiality."

Step 5: Respect and Professionalism

Listen and Respect Boundaries: Listen to their response and respect their boundaries. If they seem uninterested, thank them for their time and do not press further.
Offer Contact Information: Give them your business card. "If you're interested or want to know more, please feel free to contact me anytime."

Example Conversation

Introduction:
You: "Hi, my name is [Your Name]. I work in the adult film industry with a company called Oldje.com."
Them: "Oh, okay."
Clear Intent:
You: "I'm looking for models who might be interested in participating in our productions."
Provide Information:
You: "The job involves acting in adult films. We offer competitive pay and a professional, safe working environment."
Them: "Can you tell me more about the job?"
You: "Sure. It involves scripted scenes, and we ensure a comfortable setting for all our models. We also have contracts to protect your rights and privacy."
Respect and Professionalism:
You: "If you're interested or have any questions, here's my business card. Feel free to contact me anytime."

Final Tips

Be Honest: Always be honest about the nature of the work.
Be Respectful: Respect their decision, whether they are interested or not.
Follow Up: If they show interest, arrange a follow-up meeting to discuss details further in a professional setting.

Remember, it’s crucial to approach this with sensitivity and professionalism, considering the nature of the work and the personal boundaries of the individuals you're speaking to.

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Bradley

2024-07-14 at 10:07 PM UTC in I fuck bitches for sport

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by Bradley when was the last time you got some pussy?

2017. I spent most of the time playing with the girls ass and was too fucked up on meth and being awake for a week to maintain an erection.

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Bradley

2024-07-14 at 9:56 PM UTC in I fuck bitches for sport

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I fuck rare-spotted femboys for sport, People don’t seem to be understanding the meaning of that.

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood if you're wondering what a rare-spotted femboy is, it's like this but with a penis

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Warcry

2024-07-14 at 7:34 PM UTC in Why they have to do this to me

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just swallow the lump in your throat like GULP and do it mane . You have to expect it will always go bad at least that's how my luck goes trying to bang ass but I have no regrets even thuogh I've had my heart broken and kicked across the pavement and experienced much hardship I think it was worth it all in the end

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It ain't easy when women crush your heart. They turn us into shells of our former selfs

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Warcry

2024-07-14 at 7:17 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot

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Originally posted by Elbow

real. All the evidence I need to prove God exists (I already believed in God but still, this confirms it)

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The Self Taught Man

2024-07-14 at 7:15 PM UTC in He like to call me peaches when I get this nasty

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

thanks for ruining my secret search term you PIECE OF SHIT

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Hydro dies next year find this post with the code word PEACH COBBLER

Originally posted by Doyle Sauce PEACH COBBLER FOR FUTURE REFERENCE I didnt remember this

Originally posted by Ghost calling it now, codework PEACH COBBLER facebook doesn't actually release anything it was a marketing ploy ALL ALONG!

https://niggasin.space/search?q=peach+cobbler&search_type=posts&p=2

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The Self Taught Man

2024-07-14 at 4:57 PM UTC in I found out

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femboys of lodz

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Warcry

2024-07-14 at 5:05 PM UTC in Make my subway order

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

I had a funny idea to combine whatever Trumps favorite sub is and add a bunch of hot sauce and get it toasted on one side to represent his shot and bleeding ear

and extra onions to represent the tears of America

but there is no info about what kind of subs Trump orders except this sketchy article

To: Team@Trump.org
From: PR@Trump.org
Subj: [URGENT] Subway Talking Points

Team,
“It’s not just that I trust Sam Sax’s imagination. My sincere belief is that Sam’s creative freedom unlocks the potential for our liberation.”
—Saeed Jones

Quick reminder: Under no circumstances can Mr. Trump be seen holding a Subway sandwich. As you may recall from our briefing in July, the standard size of six-inch and footlong Subway sandwiches are damning sources of scale. A photo of our candidate holding one of these sandwiches would provide concrete evidence to the claim his hands resemble those of an eleven year-old boy’s.

So far we’ve done a great job of avoiding photo ops involving Subway. We can all recall times Mr. Trump has sent us to order his beloved Italian BMT on Italian Herbs & Cheese Subway sandwich. I don’t need to remind you that photographic proof of our next president holding this sandwich would not only highlight his petite, non-presidential hands, but also his love for “ethnic” sandwiches, which wouldn’t sit well with our base.

Let’s not rest on our laurels — surely, the media will soon connect the dots. Whether they find Trump eating Subway or not, I’m sure they’ll ask for comment. In case Trump’s explicit avoidance of Subway is dredged up by the media, I’ve compiled talking points to deflect any possible questions or critiques we may encounter.
1. Subway is just as unhealthy as McDonald’s.

In preparation for Trump’s eight-year stay in the White House, he’s been following a healthy diet. One of the best diets. If needed, his doctor will provide a note proving this. This is the reason you won’t find Trump eating Subway. It has nothing to do with the sandwich providing scale and highlighting his less-than-average hand size.
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If the media suggests this is an invalid claim, as Trump has been photographed eating food even more unhealthy than Subway, refer to Talking Point 2.
2. Subway’s bread contains Azodicarbonamide, the same chemical used to make yoga mats.

Donald Trump will not eat anything that is also used to make yoga mats. Trump has never practiced yoga, an Indian ritual, ever in his life. If they want to see a politician get into a pretzel-shape, ask Hillary Clinton about her email! Absolutely no reason that Trump would be scared to hold a Subway sandwich because his hands would look diminutive in comparison.

If the media points out Subway’s bread no longer contains Azodicarbonamide, refer to Talking Point 3.
3. Mr. Trump prefers to support local businesses.

A salt-of-the-Earth man like Trump does not eat at huge corporations like Subway. He eats at the same places Joe Everyman eats. Use this opportunity to plug a local business, claim that Donald loves to eat there. (Note: Cheryl, PLEASE check that the restaurant you plug is not a chain. How have you not heard of Bertucci’s?) This is a more than sufficient reason to avoid Subway — it has nothing to do with Trump’s hands looking small while holding a Subway sandwich, and claiming otherwise is simply absurd.
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If the media identify photos of Donald consuming large corporate fast-food products such as McDonald’s and KFC, refer to Talking Point 4.
4. Mr. Trump will not associate with losers like Jared Fogle.

Our next president will not be associated with convicted sex offender and former Subway spokesman, Jared Fogle, in any way. Donald Trump is our only presidential candidate of character, and values — values that do not align with Jared Fogle. (Do not mention the fact Jared Fogle has endorsed Trump, as this is not a sought-after endorsement.) Trump will not compromise his character for a sandwich — a sandwich that may very well be delicious — we have no idea. Trump would gladly hold a Subway sandwich in his hands, if he had a good reason to. But he doesn’t. So he won’t. End of story.

If the media points out this defense is invalid, and frankly unfair, since Jared Fogle is in no way associated with Subway anymore, refer to Talking Point 5.
5. Subway is losing money.

By this time, I hope this point is self-explanatory. Follow the game plan. Get on the offensive: Subway has been making very bad deals. Claim you’ve seen their numbers, and they are very bad. Not losing-916-million-dollars-in-one-year bad (by the by, NEVER use the number 916 million — no matter what the context) but bad all the same. Do not explain which numbers, or why they’re bad. But confirm, they’re the worst numbers you’ve ever seen. It’s very sad, actually. You think a winner, co-author of The Art of the Deal, would actually eat at Subway? This has nothing to do with hand size. It never did. Trump’s hands are completely normal-sized, and we’ll bring anyone to court who says otherwise.
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If you’ve exhausted all of these points to no avail, make a remark about Trump’s daughter. Make it unclear if she is an object of Trump’s fatherly affection or something else. While the press look at each other quizzically, tersely conclude the meeting and exit the room. It’s much better to end on these puzzling terms than to expose the truth.

Make America Great Again,
Steve

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2024-07-11 at 5:02 AM UTC in The lamestream media paparazzi

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