i have been living under a rock jesus fucking christ I follow the COMMODORE GODDESS OF THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE on twitter but this is the first i'm hearing of this
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
wtf is chris chan ?
Originally posted by aldra
lol milk bone
he gave borb a milk bone alright
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he was def an east coast nigga he ran off like an east coast nigga and you know I aint got no love in my heart for not one east coast nigga. I Am west till I die and he saw that in my eyes when I barked I saw the fear I SMELLED THE FEAR he was gone so fast didn't even hang back to talk more shit like wut
where i'm from mane when a nigga talks shit he TALKS IT he plants dat whip on da corner and calls up his friends to talk shit too and they hold down the block and point and laugh at you until a beef breaks out and someone gets stabbed thats how I play WHO THE FUCK RUNS??? I guess he was too busy to talk shit, so was I.
try to mind my fucking business these east coast bitches like to talk shit in a hurry they are important and can only devote a few minutes a day to shit talking smh IM FREE ALL DAY LETS GO
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Greasy spoon cafes don't do background checks, lie like everyone else does.
Yeah that's the plan I am just gonna lie about having dishwashing experience which is a new low in my life. Remember to vote for me in the biggest loser thread folx
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Originally posted by Cowboy2013
Most black women are when it suits them. I think they probably spend more time in court filing against people for various things than doing anything else.
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Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga
Your personality is too weak to pressure candyrein into anything.
SHut up bitch YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE and lets admit you aren't gonna find any good quality stuff round here so this is your only chance to have a clean ride.
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Congtats, the man who put it in my hood.
You buy it! You own it!
OTOH it's not like there was anyone in kyiv to tell you "OK, you own such".
There is no one in moscow to yell you "OK, you own such".
How do you respect someone who stands behind you?
Shut up bitch you only live once. Doesn't matter if you are a russian dirt farmer or a chinese bush meat hunter because this is the Molecules of the holy creator a blessing onto humanity and a gift, do not take a drug to get high but take it to appreciate the experience of being alive in a universe where your brain can even process the chemicals and make you feel that way. There is bad with every good but if you trust in God you can get through anything namaste
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I don't see why that is so special in everyone's heart when it doesn't even make the top 20 list of retarded things that have happened to me.
DIS IS NOW A SCRONNY FRED
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
One time I lived with a bunch of retarded people and got them all hooked on weed.
They were all retarded and because of my weed they started eating like crazy and the girls would get horny and not know what being aroused is so they would freak out and be like "IT TINGLES! MY FLOWERS TINGLES!" and some retarded guy would take them into a room and they would have retard sex (which lasts like 10 hours and makes a huge mess btw)
They would fuck in the bathroom for hours. They would use entire boxes of condoms in one session and destroy any bedroom is was fucked up animalistic drug fueled retard hedonism.
One time after a long afternoon sex session that started around 11am and ended in the late afternoon in the bedroom of a friend of mine, he went in and there was shit all over the bed. He put a bunch of newspaper and garbage bags over it and we dragged it into the alley and left it there.
The tard girls also would get violent and pretty much only existed to get high and fuck. I was the one who supplied all the weed and made my living off trying to get as much of the tards disability money as possible. None of them ever bought weed before so I sold eighths for $30, grams were solid $10, quarters were $60 an ounces $200. I paid like 400 a QP for indoor and mostly sold them outdoor because they would flip out and act crazy on the good stuff.
I gave a girl dabs once and she kept trying to dial an ambulance or police, she didn't know what one and she was fine just freaking out and really wanted to dial 911.
One of the girls, Amanda (see above pic) would wake up, walk into the living room and yell "I WANT WEED NOW!" and punch her boyfriend Jessie (See above pic, 40 year old jedi guy that didn't know she was retarded) as hard as she can in the arm and he would not even be mad or upset even though it was a really good punch and look like it hurt he just goes "OW! AMANDA!" in his nasally jedi voice, then he gets some money from his wallet, gives it to me and I give him some weed.
One time she punched him so hard she broke his glasses and cut his face, another time knocked a plate of food out of his hand and he just smiled and cleaned it up.
He also got her pregnant when I was there (they had been together a few months, i was there less than a month)
They have a retard baby together now.
My best friend (spacepantz) and I both endured this for 3-4 weeks one Spring while we were selling weed and working, made LOTS of money but at the cost of our sanity. Spacepantz is now in a mental hospital, and I'm a recovering meth addict.
I like to think we were good kids and that the evils of society and lack of eugenics is why our lives are so fucked.
That is the story of the Retard Rodeo.
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