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  1. GREENPHARMHOUSE Yung Blood (banned)
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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22 Just who the hell do you think you are you think you have friends you have no friends you can't make friends because you're just a really bad person with bad breath and you're ugly and nobody wants to be friends with an ugly bad breath person so shut your stupid fat face up stupid man

    When is the last time you entertained company in your home?

    Me: Just last weekend my woman, both her adult sons, their wives and children, and the gentleman and his lovely wife who started the charitable music school which I released a $50,000 donation to from a trust I manage all came over and hung out on my 920 sq ft front porch for a cookout.


    When is the last time you had cookout/jam sessions with more than guests that people talk about for months after?

    Me: On August 20th to celebrate my son's 30th birthday.


    When is the last time you facilitated a $50,000 donation from a charitable trust fund you manage to help start a 501c3 dedicated to teaching music to children?

    Me: Just last month.


    When is the last time you barted with neighbors to do land clearing in exchange for automotive repair, body work, and help remodeling your porch?

    Me: It's what I've been doing for the last 3 days.


    When is the last time someone offered to help you load, transport, and unload 3800 lbs of flagstone and pavers just because they knew you could use a hand?

    Me: The end of August in 110 degree heat in Laughlin, Nevada. Yeah that's right the guy with no friends had someone offer to help with that in that heat with no expectation of anything in return. I did slip him a Franklin at the bar when we were done. Something which I had to argue with him about before he would accept.


    When is the last time that you bought a gun you really didn't want and a pool table that you probably won't use much just to help a friend in hard times?

    Me: Just 2 weeks ago.



    When is the last time a younger friend called you from out of state to seek your advice on an issue involving their 15 year old son?

    Me: About 3 weeks ago.


    When was the last time someone let you borrow their 3/4 ton truck to haul a tractor 400 plus miles?

    Me: Just yesterday.

    When was the last time woman who cared about you bought you a surprise just to show she was thinking about you?

    Me: Justmlast night my woman met me at the bat for karaoke. She knows I like the tropical Jolly Ranchers. So she stopped at The Dollar Store and picked me up a 13ozmbag of them just to show me I'm important to her in a small but thoughtful way.


    When was the last time a neice, nephew, or grandchild gave you a hug and said they loved you?

    Me: Everytime I see one of them which is jot often enough.


    When was the last time one of your children told you they loved you or bought you something?

    Me: My son is always getting me some little thing he finds at some of the cool little shops on Rt 66 in the old section of Kingman. Especially the bad ass little military memorabilia store stuffed with antique uniforms, hats, medals, and the sort. He tells me he loves me and thanks me for the way i5raised him on a regular basis, at least once a month.


    When was the last time you walked into a bar and over 20 people greeted you by your first name within the 1st half hour you were there?

    Me: Every time I walk into the local bar i visi5 twice per week or anyone of small bars in Kingman or Bullhead City that I visit maybe once a month.


    When was the last time someone not related to you traveled from out of state or even out of town just to visit you?

    Me: I've been out hear now 30 months. I've had to friends from Ohio, one from Florida, and one from West Virigina fly out. Next month another buddy from Ohio is flying out for Thanksgiving.


    When was the last time someone sought your advice on anything in the real world face to face?

    Me: People in our little often seek my advice on firearms, motorcycles, technical issues with electronic devices, and even personal problems theyvare going through.


    These are regular occurrences in my life. I've helped many people in this small town over the last few years. My reputation here is solid. People know I have a good heart They also know if there is trouble with strangers or random assholes I've got there back and there damned glad to have me in their corner.

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    You paint me with the the same brush you see stroked upon yourself. I promise I am nothing like you or like what you grossly misperceive me to be.

    I know you will not answer the questions which I have asked you. The honest answers would be too difficult or even painful for you to admit even to yourself.
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  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker



    You don't belong anywhere and nobody ever visits you.

    Just who the hell do you think you are you think you have friends you have no friends you can't make friends because you're just a really bad person with bad breath and you're ugly and nobody wants to be friends with an ugly bad breath person so shut your stupid fat face up stupid man
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  5. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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    First off I'm sure some of you have done this before...if
    you are TRUE visitors of Else. Basically, this is a simple enhancement Flask
    bong. [BASICALLY?? Shit...I put a LOT of work into this!!! ;)]
    If not....that's ok. There's still hope for you, yet.

    Special thanks to: Pressed Rat, RatSnatcher, & Sir Death for
    mind melds. And Space Ace for the BEST Christmas gift
    you could get from someone you've never met. Shroom On!






    Ingredients
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    1] A 2 Liter enhancement Flask (note: A enhancement Flask is different from a regular
    Flask. If you buy this, specify enhancement
    Flask. The easiest way to get this flask
    is by calling up your local Chemical
    warehouse. But brand new these fuckers
    cost about $66.00! But hey....small price
    to pay for a Green Glacier, right?
    If you live in the Bay Area, this is where
    I got mine:

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    1101 Fifth Street
    Berkeley, Ca 94710
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    2] About 2 feet of 1/2 clear hose (You can easily find this at your local
    hardware store.)

    3] A cork that fits the top of the Flask (Go get the flask first and THEN
    go to the hardware store. )

    4] A Bowl and Piping (Now go to your nearest Head Shop and pick up a Bowl
    and some bong piping. About 10" of piping. Sometimes
    they only sell the piping in about 4" sizes at the
    largest. Such was the case with me....so I super
    glued two together. Or, you can find a better Head
    Shop or make due with what ya got.... RoR, man...


    5] Some Green Food Coloring

    6] Some water, ice, and the killer weed!





    Construction
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    Now...take the cork plug and drill a hole through the center, wide
    enough so that the piping fits through it, tightly. Now place the Bowl on the
    piping and then stick the other end of the piping through the hole in the
    cork. Make it a fairly tight fit.

    Connect the hose.


    Drop about 6 or 7 cubes of ice into the flask and fill it with water to
    about 1800ml. My flask only marks measurements up to 1600, such may be the
    case with yours, so here again...make due. Now put about 4 or 5 drops of
    the green coloring fluid into the water in the flask. This gives it that eery
    Green Glacier Look!! And when your stoned you should read the letters:


    "ROR - ALUCARD"


    floating amoungst the green liquid. As you are reading these letters you will
    have a momentary flash of Ultimate Wisdom in your mind. This is not
    coincidental! But unfortunatly, we are still a very primitive race and can not
    yet have or even see Ultimate Wisdom. That's MY theory anyway. Nevertheless..
    you WILL see Ultimate Wisdom....go for it....do it man....check it out!
    And if you see Alice on your journeys....tell Her I said Hi, would ya?




    Put the piping and cork plug through the top of the flask and press down
    until the cork seals the flask off. Airtight, eh?


    Now, Burn, baby, BURN!




    Theory
    ------


    Now, in case you can't figure out the purpose of this little device...
    don't fear because I am here to explain. Now...you put some of the killer
    weed in the bowl (did I forget to mention to get screens? No...I assumed your
    not THAT lame...), and light up. Inhale from the end of the hose and the
    smoke will go down through the piping and into the water in bubbles.
    (Important Part here) It will then travel up to the surface in Ice Cold water
    therefor cooling the smoke and when it gets to the surface it's fairly cool.
    Then it goes through the enhancement on the side of the flask and enters your
    system, and then soaks into your brain cells and registers a One-Way Ticket to
    The Land of Else! Which no mortal man can deny! Anyway, the main purpose of
    this baby is to get the smoke cooler so that it goes down easy and takes the
    rasp out of it. So you can hold the smoke in longer and send your brain a
    nice surprise. Also, another important thing about the Ice Water Bong is that
    if you simply cap the end of the hose after inhaling (You don't even really
    need to cap it...just for best results) any smoke still in the flask will be
    locked in there between the water and the end of the hose. So it's saved for
    a bit later! Bitchen, huh? Oh, and the Green Food Coloring does things that
    I am not at liberty to give out. Top Secret. Sorry....



    Notes from Sir Death: It's best to use a wooden bowl, because metal
    bowl tend to burn hotter and scorch the precious
    buds. And a wooden bowl just burns with it.
    Sortuv like Harmony, eh?




    Diagram
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    _____
    \ / <---------- Bowl
    | | <---------------- Piping
    ---------
    \ / <----------------- Cork
    (----------)
    | ----- |
    enhancement Flask -----------> | | | | ______________
    | | | |-----\ ''`'''' <-- Hose
    | | | |-----/______________ '
    | | | | ^ `'' '
    | | | | \ ' '
    | | | | \ ' '
    / | | \ Nozzle ' '
    / | | \ ' '
    / | | \ '''``'
    / | | \
    / | | \
    / | | \
    / | | \
    / \
    / Water, Ice \
    / & \
    / Green Food Coloring \
    / \
    /__________________________________\




    <POOF!> You've just made a Green Glacier! Happy Fuckin highs and remember..

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  7. I miss Cup calling me a cunt and then posting a glitter gif telling me to have a happy Monday
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  8. Ghost Black Hole
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  9. Kafka sweaty
    That made me think, if we could make everyone disappear in an instant and be the only one left, or travel outer space freely, what kind of weight would lift from our shoulders if we had that freedom? Maybe something similar to getting out of the city away from people.
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  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    UH OH, better tighten up that shitpussy

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  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Sure looks to me like the kidiots ensured the demise of NIS figure-head k r o z, and now they are thirsty for the blood of another innocent.

    I think most posters realize OP is a psychopath homosexual but if anyone actually was buying into this, they should know that.. 'Quick Mix Ready' doesn't really look much like Paul Wozny and also that Paul Wozny is still in prison


    Seems sus to me, was OP on the same yard as Paul Wozny? What is his infatuation with Paul Wozny? What would Wes Watson say about this
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  12. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
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  14. Originally posted by Wariat its like i cant stop doing this or spending half my days masturbating naked around my place walking around.

    Dude just kill a hooker and get it over with...you're clearly a serial killer in the making...you just need to break that seal to get started.
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood isn't that more of a going out type deal? I'm looking for something more home

    yeah I missed that

    you can do Korean bbq at home though, just need a cheap gas cook top and you can buy the seasoned meat cuts from Asian butchers if you have one nearby
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Damn all my life and I never even looked up the actual video.

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  17. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
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  18. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]




    I hope you enjoy the new episode.
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    The misses is super pleased with the result.
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    imagine coming to a forum to complain about how the forum isn't up to par with your content requirements while providing no content except complaints

    be the poster you want to read the posts of, that's what i do
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  20. Kafka sweaty
    You need to reevaluate your life.
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