Posts by the man who put it in my hood

1. 2019-08-24 at 7:30 PM UTC in Your favorite games of the decade? (2010s retrospective)
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I really enjoy the STALKER series. Playing Shadow of Chernobyl right now high as fuck on meth, the game engine is glitching the fuck out and i'm afraid it's gonna crash sometimes, it really feels like you are playing something made in Communist Ukraine.
   
   The first game doesn't have as much depth as Call Of Pripyat because a lot of the content was cut, but in my opinion it has the best map in all of the games. It's lots of fun just walking around chilling with stalkers in the different areas and shooting stuff, exploring.
   
   Clear Sky is even buggier and prone to crashing which sucks but adds a certain amount of charm. It's like an unstable experimental game that has so much random insane cool shit that it can barely handle the cool.
   
   
   
   Call of Pripyat is just an amazing game in every aspect, I dislike the map and locations in the game but thats what mods are for. Stalker has an awesome mod community that has mods for all the games and even mods that connect all the game maps from all 3 games.
   
   
2. 2019-08-24 at 7:24 PM UTC in If you could have $100million dollars.....
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   okay lets say the 100 years you basically stay the same age but don't get more old and decrepit you just stay as a 70 year old for another 100 years
   
   but you can still die from accidents and stuff
3. 2019-08-24 at 7:23 PM UTC in Can I keep a (pygmy) goat in my apartment?
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Goat Gang
4. 2019-08-24 at 7:22 PM UTC in Stimulant Achievements
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i don't know the formulation but I would guess some kind of acid base
5. 2019-08-24 at 7:21 PM UTC in Mohamed Salah is on fire
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I don't like guys though, at all. I'm not even remotely bisexual, HTS is, she has dated girls, i'm the first guy she has ever been in a long term relationship with.
   
   We would both prefer if she didn't have the dick, It's not like I know what to do with it and I have no desire to learn. I think cum is gross and I like girls that swallow or want it on their body or inside them so I don't have to clean it up
   
   I used to think traps were weird as fuck for years but I saw the light and realize they are the most pure waifu maidens that exist and they just want a husbando to snuggle and love that treats them like a proper lady
6. 2019-08-24 at 7:10 PM UTC in How to get a stray kitten to shit in the litter box?
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thebacon
   
   Thebacon (INN;[1] pronounced /ˈθiːbəkɒn/), or dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, is a semisynthetic opioid that is similar to hydrocodone and is most commonly synthesised from thebaine. Thebacon is a derivative of acetyldihydrocodeine, where only the 6–7 double bond is saturated. Thebacon is marketed as its hydrochloride salt under the trade name Acedicon, and as its bitartrate under Diacodin and other trade names. The hydrochloride salt has a free base conversion ratio of 0.846. Other salts used in research and other settings include thebacon's phosphate, hydrobromide, citrate, hydroiodide, and sulfate. The US DEA Administrative Controlled Substance Control Number assigned by the Controlled Substances Act 1970 for thebacon and all of its salts is 9737.
7. 2019-08-24 at 7:09 PM UTC in Can I keep a (pygmy) goat in my apartment?
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Goats are important in the Trianglist faith because they are sacred animals. Their ghastly weird human-like shrieks are perfect for ritualistic purposes. I am against Goat sacrifices but they are quite beautiful in an evil way
   
   
8. 2019-08-24 at 7:06 PM UTC in Mohamed Salah is on fire
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Yes but she's a transgender woman that likes men which is technically a queer relationship, not homosexual in any way. If she wasn't a tranny it would be homosexual.
   
   Homosexuals and mtf transgenders don't like each other because Trans women don't like using their penis and gay men like penises and getting fucked.
   
   I think homosexuals are cool for the most part but there is a vocal minority that hates transgenders and tries to shove their sexuality in everyones face and it's lame as fuck because all that does it make people think all LGBTQ people are like that
   
   
9. 2019-08-24 at 7:01 PM UTC in What Are You Smoking on Right Now SPACE NIGGA!
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   White rhino is the only thing making it so I can eat.
   
   Since tuesday I have eaten;
   
   1L of yogurt
   6 slices of pizza
   a sausage roll
   some cheese and bread
   
   I need grapes badly
10. 2019-08-24 at 6:59 PM UTC in So how much money did you make today?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    God damn meth is a cheap drug but it costs so much to buy all the vitamins and health care stuff like adult diapers. I have spent more keeping myself from dying than I have on the drugs
11. 2019-08-24 at 6:57 PM UTC in Stimulant Achievements
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ==== Situation Achievements ====
    *(10) '''BRB''' - Snort stimulant of choice in a bathroom other than your own.
    *(10) '''Why, Yes, I HAVE Grown Taller!''' - Attend a family function while on a stimulant, and be complimented on being so engaging and pleasant.
    *(10) '''Stimmocracy''' - Solve a group dispute before it turns to violence.
    *(10) '''Dancin The Night Away''' - Go to a rave while stimmed
    *(15) '''Apeshit''' - Go to a metal show while stimmed
    *(15) '''Cool Stoge, bro''' - Get bummed over 10 cigarettes in a night while stimmed from complete strangers.
    *(20) '''Plastic fantastic''' - Get a free line (or more) for providing someone with a card/razor to cut their lines.
    *(25) '''Don't Look!''' - Get to class only to discover you have a test, then rail a line on your desk without anybody noticing.
    *(30) '''What's the Problem, Officer?''' - Charm a policeman from finding your stimulants, while on stimulants.
    *(30) '''Dopeman, Dopeman''' - Use stimulants to coerce sexual favors.
    *(50) '''/Stim/ulus Package''' - Do cocaine with a stock broker.
    *(50) '''Suspect: Young Black Male''' - Freebase in public.
    *(75) '''Piss Poor''' - Drink your own piss in order to salvage unmetabolized amphetamines
12. 2019-08-24 at 6:56 PM UTC in If you could have $100million dollars.....
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Or Another 100 years on your lifespan which would you take?
13. 2019-08-24 at 6:28 PM UTC in Mohamed Salah is on fire
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am down with the LGBTQ pride but homosexuals like you and §m£ÂgØL that always talk about gay shit just piss off normal people with your degeneracy and make average person think all LGBTQ people are annoying degenerates
14. 2019-08-24 at 6:15 PM UTC in Mohamed Salah is on fire
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Are you gay or bi
15. 2019-08-24 at 6:13 PM UTC in IF World news Confirmed by NASA that-
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    We will be organic robots by then
16. 2019-08-24 at 6:07 PM UTC in This laptop looks so old
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Being in a relationship shouldn't change how you live your life man you gotta stay true to yourself always
17. 2019-08-24 at 6:04 PM UTC in This laptop looks so old
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yo is that an XP
    
    what a boss I also look at my girlfriends butt while using my laptop
18. 2019-08-24 at 6:02 PM UTC in IF World news Confirmed by NASA that-
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm not saying we should go to other planets because this one got destroyed. Our sun will only last a few billion more years and eventually it will grow so large it will engulf everything in the solar system.
    
    Hopefully we didn't nuke ourselves into the stone age by the time that happens or our entire existence becomes vapor and space dust
19. 2019-08-24 at 6 PM UTC in If it feels so good to be racist then why is it "considered" wrong?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm proud of being a white native american. I'm native american because I was born in North America.
    
    I think Europeans are a bunch of faggots they aren't true whites
20. 2019-08-24 at 5:59 PM UTC in Mohamed Salah is on fire
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    but why