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Posts by the man who put it in my hood

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I do it a lot but that was like a perfect storm. Alone at Christmas, drunk guy knocking on my door threatened me, I was working holiday overtime at work so my co workers and boss could spend time with their family and friends instead of watch the store.

    Also my Christmas bonus and paycheck got frozen because I used my bank account to buy bitcoins. I had no money to buy food so I just did more meth

    The only thing that kept me sane was my cats and I started hallucinating that they ate poison and called poison control who called the police on me lol
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    So it was Christmas time 2014 I had just tried meth for the first time a few months prior. My dad was in jail and I was all alone.

    So I bought a bunch of meth and trashed my house. I kept thinking my boss was going to come into my house because he knew my landlords.

    Then I started hallucinating that my landlords were doing a bunch of work on the house, putting up for sale signs so i had to not do drugs near windows.
    Then they started putting up ladders against all the windows and climbing on the roof to string up a fucking Santa Claus banner. They had a fake frost you spray on glass to make it look festive and while the guy on the ladder was spraying it on my bathroom window I was hiding under the sink terrified and then he used his fingers to write messages in the frost

    I C U

    he even wrote it backwards so it would look normal to me. I was being assaulted by fucking Christmas decorations and then they started knocking on my door trying to decorate the inside but I boarded up the door the night before because a drunk native person knocked on my door and threatened me (that part was actually real)

    I think the drunk guy that came to my door triggered a psychotic break with the meth because after that I was balls to the wall insane and hallucinated non stop for a week.

    I ended up in the mental hospital at new years and my boss had to come pick me up and the next day I went into work spun and late and he just told me to sit down and said im clearly not well and should take a few months off

    NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What's the address I can come clean out the cobwebs from her gutters at least ;)

    Is Amazon the only types of "packages" she hoarders because I have a quite large one here
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World I think he meant can he have your body afterwards. he collects unwanted bodies

    He's gonna have to pick me up himself. I can't transport myself if I am not alive
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The problem is that priests are not allowed to masturbate so they get someone to do it for them. they don't ask the adults because they know it's wrong and it would ruin his reputation.

    Catholics are retarded though they OWN EVERY NUN so they could have just made some sacred practice where the nun jacks off the priest and it's all ceremonial and stuff.

    Idiots.
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Technologist Do a back flip off the balcony!😁

    I'm gonna slice my wrists open with a sharpened candy cane

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Will there be any arrangement afterward?

    No ill be dead
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't think any of them are pedophiles I think thats just what happens when you deny yourself all sexual urges.

    It's not natural and goes against what God wants
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    So you
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    At 420pm
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    A private investigator
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm going to kill myself on Christmas
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What's a keenan
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Hey do you know where to get some
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Get them on an episode of hoarders but before the camera crew shows up buy a worksafe domain name that forwards to moccasinsin.space and put the URL on a banner of every wall in the house so people watching the episode will come to the forum
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Give that retarded dude some meth he will clean it all up
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Damn that's the laziest Susan I've ever seen
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Maybe u can make me smaller! Huuurrrrrrdurrrr

    I could cut off your legs
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm That lady was very nice. I would have beat the shit out of u & broke ur phone.

    That phone will come out your hand

    I don't think it will HUAHUHUAHUAHUAHUA
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That toilet looks like a portal to heck
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