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Posts by the man who put it in my hood

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    nah that was a different plural
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't see why that is so special in everyone's heart when it doesn't even make the top 20 list of retarded things that have happened to me.

    DIS IS NOW A SCRONNY FRED

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man One time I lived with a bunch of retarded people and got them all hooked on weed.

    They were all retarded and because of my weed they started eating like crazy and the girls would get horny and not know what being aroused is so they would freak out and be like "IT TINGLES! MY FLOWERS TINGLES!" and some retarded guy would take them into a room and they would have retard sex (which lasts like 10 hours and makes a huge mess btw)

    They would fuck in the bathroom for hours. They would use entire boxes of condoms in one session and destroy any bedroom is was fucked up animalistic drug fueled retard hedonism.

    One time after a long afternoon sex session that started around 11am and ended in the late afternoon in the bedroom of a friend of mine, he went in and there was shit all over the bed. He put a bunch of newspaper and garbage bags over it and we dragged it into the alley and left it there.

    The tard girls also would get violent and pretty much only existed to get high and fuck. I was the one who supplied all the weed and made my living off trying to get as much of the tards disability money as possible. None of them ever bought weed before so I sold eighths for $30, grams were solid $10, quarters were $60 an ounces $200. I paid like 400 a QP for indoor and mostly sold them outdoor because they would flip out and act crazy on the good stuff.

    I gave a girl dabs once and she kept trying to dial an ambulance or police, she didn't know what one and she was fine just freaking out and really wanted to dial 911.





    One of the girls, Amanda (see above pic) would wake up, walk into the living room and yell "I WANT WEED NOW!" and punch her boyfriend Jessie (See above pic, 40 year old jedi guy that didn't know she was retarded) as hard as she can in the arm and he would not even be mad or upset even though it was a really good punch and look like it hurt he just goes "OW! AMANDA!" in his nasally jedi voice, then he gets some money from his wallet, gives it to me and I give him some weed.

    One time she punched him so hard she broke his glasses and cut his face, another time knocked a plate of food out of his hand and he just smiled and cleaned it up.

    He also got her pregnant when I was there (they had been together a few months, i was there less than a month)

    They have a retard baby together now.

    My best friend (spacepantz) and I both endured this for 3-4 weeks one Spring while we were selling weed and working, made LOTS of money but at the cost of our sanity. Spacepantz is now in a mental hospital, and I'm a recovering meth addict.

    I like to think we were good kids and that the evils of society and lack of eugenics is why our lives are so fucked.

    That is the story of the Retard Rodeo.
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I want to go to polish prison and kick Lucianos ass (pronounced Lou-Chaw-No)
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Went and had Penn Station for lunch …pizza sub fries and lemonade

    ive seen that rapper before

    Originally posted by Volcano Vaporizer set to maximum with a bowl full of abv
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    a freezer pete
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Sudo You're talking about something else here

    I said you would tell on your bredgin if you were caught doing crime and you didn't refute this

    because you're a fucking retard, go digging


    Originally posted by Sudo I'm sure if I cared I could find quotes of you advocating LE interaction.

    hurr durr sudo SEZ better shape up go ahead faggot lets see what you can find because that's all you can do is go digging. I don't dig and I live like JUDGE JUDY where I don't need to ever look back or remember shit

    You faggots always say REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID THIS REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID THAT

    No, I don't remember. I live my life and I don't need to remember anything I say because some faggot no life niggers look up posts I made 5 years ago and take them out of context to try and paint a certain picture of me because they are retards that think they are smart.

    You are not the first and you won't be the last. Post THANKED BY "THE FALCON" yeah because you are both retarded faggots that are blind to the real truth of God.

    Originally posted by Sudo I guess you are saying you would implicate others for your own benefit but would not proactively appeal to law enforcement initially. Souper solid man wanna do crime together?

    your fantasy world is gay and stupid like you. Only losers go to jail you jailbird that gets caught selling 1 gram of cocaine to a stripper and goes to prison for a year I KEPT MY MOUFFF SHUT DOE IM A REAL STREET CRED DAWG
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by stl1 May I suggest arsenic?

    Sorry but I have enough of that.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood All you need is hydrochloric acid, arsenic and diphenylamine.

    https://www.prepchem.com/synthesis-of-adamsite/



    It's surprisingly easy to obtain those two items. diphenylamine is used as a treatment to prevent apple rot, banned in Europe but still available in North America from two companies. I checked a bunch of SDS and it's just DPA mixed with a solvent and stabilizer.



    Aresnic is a bit more tricky and I don't really know of any ways to easily get arsenious oxide. I did however find quite a few arsenic ores and minerals for sale on ebay. Making the oxide is easy you just have to combust arsenic.

  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    About to make it 8.

    Older people like parent age always say they get sick of pizza because they ate it too much when they were young so they cook chicken and beans every night instead

    I just don't know what to eat anymore like yeah home cooked meals is good like a chicken with fried chick peas and lentils or something nice cheap dinner but you gotta clean all the shit and I just don't fucking care what I eat I don't get sick of anything because I grew up eating pumpkin pie filling from a can so I am happy just to be alive and afford poverty food most days

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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this is the biggest one in africa

    Originally posted by Ghost I wanna smoke weed here

  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Literally nothing it has one poster talking to himself and if you make him upset he will post your IP address on 4chan and call the police on you because he's a faggot
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kev i heard canada has private clinics, its just single payer.

    yes, it's a very weird system. Sometimes they try to make extra money by selling things like diphendydramine shots but they refused to give me a psychoactive dose no matter how much I offered them

    I read a story about a person that got a big IV dose of DPH and the needle turned into a mosquito and flew off their arm
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    A giant statue?



    OKAY THIS IS EPIC
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat he is the username donald trump now.

    Whatt????? no way I don't believe that i'm pretty sure thats gollem
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    First it was Fuys (fall guys) then it was AMOGUS I wonder what the next big chungus game will be

  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I can see the trends. I saw Skype eat MSN. I saw Discord eat Skype and now it's Guildeds turn to eat Discord

    https://www.guilded.gg/

    Discord has been copying features of Guilded trying to keep up because Discord is run by a bunch of gay furries that are out of touch with real gamers



    here is what the voice of the people has to say about discord

  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat in poland the system or beuracrasy is so shitty to even get a covid vaccine or test you stare at a eall for 30 minutes.

    In my experience that's usually the case with public healthcare systems. They don't give a shit how long you wait they make the same money at the end of the day and can do the bare minimum because the money comes from the government.

    In private healthcare people doctor shop and get better rates and if you fuck up they will take their business elsewhere. In public healthcare they will just laugh at you if you threaten to leave and say "okay enjoy being sick then lol"
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    people that get there 30 minutes early are dumb and like to waste 30 minutes of their life staring at the wall

    If you get there 1 minute early you will still end up waiting 30 minutes

    if you show up 10 minutes late they will rush to get you in and you will be rushing the entire time and not wait 1 minute. Only stupid people wait and job interviews are a test to see how stupid you are and if you are willing to stare at a wall for 30 minutes while they laugh at you in the office and make fun of your tie for half an hour.
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    whats a sexual edit
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kev ratboy trying to use his retardation as plausible deniability

    he cant figure out how to dial 3 digits, fucking LOL

    no wonder you couldnt figure out how to falsely accuse me of uploading CP

    DUMBASS

    doesnt change the fact that you are a snitch, even if you are too stupid to carry out your threats

    hurrr durrrr shut the fuck up post some more tongue emojis you fucking sperg retard HURR RDUHJRURRRRPREE EPW PEW PEW DA FREE LOLER AMRY COMING TO DOMIB ASORNALDO PEW PEW

    I have spent my entire life avoiding cops, people that call the cops and people that TALK about calling cops.

    At a party a person shows up DRUNK AND ANGRY starts smashing up the place and someone says HEY MAN LEAVE OR I WILL CALL THE COPS I say "YEAH MAN" and then leave, block that persons number, block them on social media and forget they ever existed.

    Hanging out at a friends house smoking weed and his mom comes home and says DONT SMOKE THAT HERE OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE
    "SORRRY MOM"

    No NOT FUCKING SORRY MOM . Blocked from social media, block phone number, forget they exist. Do not EVER associate with ANYONE or ANYONE THATS ASSOCIATED WITH ANYONE that talks about "calling the police" because in their head thats all they think about "CALLING THE POLICE" "CALLING THE POLICE" OH NO A LOUD NOISE A BUMP A SHADOW BETTER CALL THE POLICE BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT ALL DAY

    If you THINK about calling the police every time anything happens to you YOU WILL MOST LIKELY CALL THE POLICE when someone gets in your face or smokes weed or drives too fast its a TOXIC, EVIL, GOVERNMENT BOOT LICKING mentality

    SAVE ME GOVERNMENT. Literally KAREN mentality fucking cop calling bitches for EVERYTHING. If you go up to any normal person on the street and start screaming at them they will either punch you out or call the cops, 50%/50%

    50% of society deserves to die THEY ARE THE PROBLEM the ones that call the cops or DIAL 911 when they smell CANANBIS SMOKE FUCK THOSE PEOPLE
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