Posts by the man who put it in my hood

1. 2021-07-30 at 3:29 PM UTC in Stupid Japanese
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   KEVIN
2. 2021-07-30 at 3:28 PM UTC in NiS Biggest Loser: July Edition
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson .any applications that came on my desk that had a big gap of nothing got tossed,

   
   so why do people want me to get a job if nobody will hire me. This is just like the YOU NEED EXPERIENCE TO WORK HERE but I need to get a job to get experience
3. 2021-07-30 at 3:26 PM UTC in I genuinely like CandyRein
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I frew up ;(
4. 2021-07-30 at 3:25 PM UTC in its been 2 weeks since they hired a woman at my workplace
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   okay kevin nobody cares
5. 2021-07-30 at 3:15 PM UTC in I dont get what his point is here guys
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   this is the kind of look i'm going for
   
   
   
   

   You could consume more than half a century of American popular culture, from World War II to Korea to Vietnam to September 11, without encountering many bearded manly heroes; facial hair was generally reserved for wild enemies foreign and domestic, swarthy terrorists and libertine hippies. Even American westerns posited a surprising number of neatly trimmed frontier protagonists, reserving scruff for their foes. Italian-produced spaghetti westerns, which introduced Clint Eastwood’s perpetually unshaven man with no name, seem the exception that proves the rule, deploying beards as to emphasize that their protagonists are deeply flawed antiheroes, operating outside mainstream norms.
   
   In the twenty-first century, however, America’s man of the hour is a follicle farm. Hipsters affect the lumberjack’s hirsute machismo. Genteel movie stars like George Clooney and Paul Rudd tantalize paparazzi with full, bushy beards. Police departments in Michigan and Texas have relaxed their officers’ notoriously strict grooming standards to permit beards and goatees. Faux-folksy politicians like Texas Senator Ted Cruz and former House speaker Paul Ryan attempt to transform their brands with a macho hairy mug—just as John Kerry and Al Gore did a few years earlier, with limited success. Our Hollywood war heroes, armed men who go bump in the night, grow facial hair so voluminous that perhaps their beards are what do the heavy bumping. Even that most American of fictional G.I.s, the idealistic Steve Rogers, returns from a depressive self-exile in Avengers: Infinity War with a sexy beard that says “Captain America has seen some shit.”

6. 2021-07-30 at 3:12 PM UTC in I dont get what his point is here guys
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   look at this dapper gont come on ladies whats the problem here??? Female brain attracted to man manly hair manly. The bigger the facial hair the bigger the man am I right?
   
   
7. 2021-07-30 at 3:07 PM UTC in I dont get what his point is here guys
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   If I didn't trim my whiskers I could easily pull this off and I have wild sideburns so there are a lot of options to combine them into some really crazy civil war era shit but I would look like a time traveler
   
   
8. 2021-07-30 at 3:04 PM UTC in I dont get what his point is here guys
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   there is nothing manlier than getting your ass and beard waxed at the local beard barber while you sip scotch and smoke a cigar
9. 2021-07-30 at 2:58 PM UTC in I dont get what his point is here guys
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why do nerds insist on having those straggly beards that look like the hairs one grows around one's asshole.
   
   Are they missing the neurons that tell you "Hey twat, you can't grow a beard so just stop before you make yourself look even more of a fucking loser"

   
   I think I have this problem a bit where the hair only grows in like a tuft on my chin and under it but doesn't cover my entire neck. I just want to be a neckbeard but after 2 years of not shaving I barely have anything to show for it
   
   it ain't much but it's honest work and people still call me Ma'am with the mask on even when I have this beard poking out of it.
   
   Not everyone can look like afghani greg okay. The hair all goes to my lip but I don't live in a time where it's cool to do this :(
   
   or maybe it is cool fuck it I am going full old timey
   
   
   
   
10. 2021-07-30 at 2:43 PM UTC in Looks like the vaccine is not working out.
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm sneezing a lot today, maybe I have the Delta variant.

    
    take a benny
11. 2021-07-30 at 2:42 PM UTC in Dutch coffee shops are a fucking scam
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My ex wife #2 worked in a coffee shop for a little while, they bought ALL their food from Sysco…apparently most of these little coffee shop/cafes do.
    
    They just had ovens in the back to baked everything.. the muffins, bagels, cookies etc etc all came from Sysco. Basically a cream cheese bagel in Houston is the same no matter what coffee shop you go to.
    
    She had to go in at like 3am to warm the ovens up and put the bagels in. I would get up and take her to work. One morning while she was there on her own someone shot a gun through the window. She hid in the back and called me. When I got there the guy was gone, I assumed he didn't like the bagels or something.

    
    the bagels all come from one place here but everything else they make in the store
    
    "The cost of purchasing a frozen doughnut from Maidstone, which flash-freezes them using the “par-bake” method, is approximately double what it would cost franchisees to bake them from scratch on-site, according to court documents."
    
    Also every place makes their own muffins because the factory muffins SUCK!!
12. 2021-07-30 at 2:33 PM UTC in I genuinely like CandyRein
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I took too much nicotine and am going to throw up :((((( what do i do nurse candy
13. 2021-07-30 at 2:28 PM UTC in Are you still human without an internet connection?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    all I need is ass and titties like my girl doja cat says
    
    
14. 2021-07-30 at 2:27 PM UTC in its been 2 weeks since they hired a woman at my workplace
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    calm down devin i mean kevin
15. 2021-07-30 at 2:24 PM UTC in I genuinely like CandyRein
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Kev what were you planning to do with my personal information, snitch?

    
    burn your house down while you are sleeping in it after I use a drill to screw planks over your doors and windows so you cant escape and i would jam the cell towers and pop your electical box so you can't call anyone
16. 2021-07-30 at 2:23 PM UTC in I genuinely like CandyRein
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    pew pew pew heres comes the 500lb BOMB WATCH OUT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe PEW PEW PEW PEW OH GOD THE HORRROR NOT THE HOSPITAL PEW PEW HERES COME BARRACK OBAMA IN THE PREDATOR DRONE EEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PEW PEW PEW
17. 2021-07-30 at 2:21 PM UTC in I need to flipp $150 any ideas?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    bump also the amount is only $100 now im SPENDING AND NEED MORE FAST. ideas?????
    
    whats a fast crime low risk easy cash money. I need guaranteed cash and I can take the hit also but there is no immediate crime I can think of that can get me $100 in an hour. ideas?
18. 2021-07-30 at 2:18 PM UTC in NiS Biggest Loser: July Edition
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i dropped out of school to work full time when I was 16 years old. Never had a problem getting hired anywhere. Just go in look them in the eye and shake their hand and you got the job it's easy.
19. 2021-07-30 at 2:16 PM UTC in Dutch coffee shops are a fucking scam
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Sophie Can confirm, and snacks too. They know their customer base.

    
    Is it normal coffee food though like muffins and donuts? Fresh baked each day like my favorite local cafes?
    
    DANISHES you need danishes or it's 100% a front, what kind of coffee shop doesn't sell danishes?
20. 2021-07-30 at 2:04 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    when right rang republicans invade the white house it's an "attack"
    
    but when an army of femboys invade all of white society and force the kids to eat hormones THATS NOT AN ATTACK ON CHRISTIAN VALUES??? HELLO????