Posts by the man who put it in my hood

1. 2021-10-27 at 10:41 PM UTC in When the aliens land are you going to fuck them?
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Mine does too, in fact I've had to repaint 2 doors where it's been stretching up and scratching at the door knob…little fucker

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by aldra my cats understand doors

   
   do they really though? I don't believe cats understand why walls open sometimes. It seems to upset their sense of freedom
2. 2021-10-27 at 8:40 PM UTC in New Minecraft Server
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   what a great server!
   
   
3. 2021-10-27 at 1:38 PM UTC in Hey wariat what do u think of this chick i am meeting
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   look what up and waht drug do you want me to make I can make any of your life saving medicines you sickly old withering ghoul DIE ALREADY lol seriously though
   
   give me a list of all drugs you need to stay alive and I will tell you how to make them.
   
   I taught a girl with adhd to make amphetamine NOT meth. I told her if she ever gets access to a strong reducing compound and some nitroethane you can make enough adderall to last the rest of your life where your main concern will be shelf life but freezing is an option
   
   my girlfriends needs a constant dose of tranny hormones injected into her dick or she will transform back from a magical girl and the boobs will fall off so my plan is so start home production of estrogen in case teh grid goes down i can shoot her up
   
   
   
   I got bored of drugs that get you high years ago and am more interested in clandestine pharmaceuticals and generic cancer drugs these days. STAY SAFE!
   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WHO_Model_List_of_Essential_Medicines
   
   
4. 2021-10-27 at 1:30 PM UTC in Apple are so rich and powerful they even
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   you can turn it off if you smash it on a desk really hard
5. 2021-10-27 at 12:38 PM UTC in So my girlfriend just died
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They also don't eat gay bagels.

   
   im getting donuts today
6. 2021-10-27 at 12:37 PM UTC in When the aliens land are you going to fuck them?
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, I'm just not going to answer the door.

   
   They don't understand doors, similar to cats. They can detect your heat and want to use your internal organs as a fleshlight and nest to lay their eggs.
   
   
7. 2021-10-27 at 12:12 PM UTC in So my girlfriend just died
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL men skip breakfast.

   
   word
   
   
8. 2021-10-27 at 12:05 PM UTC in Hey wariat what do u think of this chick i am meeting
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Grylls You might wanna look up international laws
   
   And the price of healthcare meds in the US while you’re at it
   
   Also, I’ve fucked a 13 year old girl
   
   How’s about that?

   
   it's illegal to fuck children no matter where in the world you are
   I don't believe in healthcare I can make my own drugs thanks you
   
   I fucked a dog, how about that? aged 8 (calm down nonce thats like 100 in human ears)
9. 2021-10-27 at 12:03 PM UTC in Irish town with highest vaccination rate rate also has most corona infections
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by aldra be prepared to take the minimum amount every 3-6 months

   
   that shit will never fly in my country, the only place I heard that does that is Israel. OY VEY FULLY VACCINATED IS ACTUALLY 4 JABS GOY GET BACK IN LINE!
   
   
10. 2021-10-27 at 11:55 AM UTC in When the aliens land are you going to fuck them?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Or get fucked by them?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    transsexual/hermaphrodite: more sexualized than sub. women and dom. women.
    more estrogen, slightly less testosterone than men and women
    third hormone: flunophesylnorverone: third sex hormone/telepathic hormone. allows gender to read minds, read emotions, to lock onto a persons sexual urges and synchronize with them, making them near irresistable
    penis: where human penis is located. average length 6-12 inches flaccid. 14-18 inches erect
    vagina, incapable of housing children.
    
    
11. 2021-10-27 at 11:29 AM UTC in Irish town with highest vaccination rate rate also has most corona infections
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am going to take the minimum amount required to be allowed to participate in the economy
12. 2021-10-27 at 10:51 AM UTC in Speedy would probably kill himself if google didn’t exist
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    lol what
13. 2021-10-27 at 10:51 AM UTC in Hey wariat what do u think of this chick i am meeting
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Grylls
    
    She told me she was 16

    
    you just admitted to a federal crime and posted child porn then
14. 2021-10-27 at 10:50 AM UTC in How do I
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    they make it so you can't close the app and do other shit unless you pay for premium. You can use alt accounts to get endless trials if you don't use the same account but its a pain in the ass
    
    my solution was to use two phones
15. 2021-10-27 at 10:39 AM UTC in Irish town with highest vaccination rate rate also has most corona infections
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    FACT CHECK: OP is fully vaccinated by the way
16. 2021-10-27 at 10:35 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by G So she fucking printed up fliers & went around my block handing them out alerting heads to my fucking house for trick or treating ?! Said she's gotten great response from neighbors agreeing to join in.

    
    This sounds like something a manic insane woman would do and then go home and cry while drinking wine
17. 2021-10-27 at 10:28 AM UTC in is it just me guys?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I JUST SAW THE STAGE LIGHT FALL THIS IS A TRUMAN SHOW REALITY. FIX THE LIGHTS
    
    SNACKS TO THE GREEN ROOM
18. 2021-10-26 at 7:14 PM UTC in KING COBRA TALKING ABOUT AGE OF CONSENT - wariat watch this!
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    he says 17 years old girl and 28 year old man is DISGUSTING
    
    lmao
    
    REKD
    
    
19. 2021-10-26 at 7:09 PM UTC in I cant wait for world peace.
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by WellHung so does ur mom

    
    thats where I get my genetics, fatboy. Are your parents fat losers like you too?
20. 2021-10-26 at 6:36 PM UTC in I cant wait for world peace.
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    that looks good as fuck