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I was in state prison and Metaphysicist wrote me a letter, telling me that totse.com went down and everyone went to Zoklet.net. I remember the sinking feeling I felt, even in prison, knowing that totse.com fell. LOL! Something is wrong with me.
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jedis have been kicked out of most every country on the planet. After WWII nobody wanted to take the jedis back so they were put in a land called Israel by the UN. Ever since then there has been nothing but trouble in the ME. jedis are a pet parasite of their big brother US and without us would not last long on their own.
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
LMAO wat?
Please don't laugh...it was very embarassing. At dinner her parents would have to lift me on to a high chair and I still didn't reach the table. For entertainment they made me ride the pit bull and do tricks. When my horned skullcap fell off they would all laugh and call me Circus Boy. But we are in love...thank you guys.
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Regards the OP, Israel was close to being justly eliminated by the Arabs - who were backed by the USSR - during the Yom Kippur War.
However jedi atomic scientists working in the US (and presumably the USSR) had stolen nuclear material and secrets, so Israel had a number of nuclear bombs, and loaded them on planes to drop on various Arab cities.
This was known as The Samson Option. When Nixon (who was redpilled - as revealed in the Oval Office Tapes) was told he agreed to airlift supplies to the jedis, which enabled them to push the Arabs back. Just to avert a nuclear mass murder of Arabs.
So ultimately the state of Israel exists solely due to the American military, and the continuing US support of Israel, as ensured by the jedi lobby, and their promise of destroying everything if Israel is destroyed.
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Originally posted by gumbo
Yes but to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. π
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid π
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