Originally posted by -SpectraL
It was a man named, Onan. The account is found in Genesis 38. He refused to propagate offspring for his dead brother.
To be fair, this was a problem because he was fucking his brother's wife for the purpose of procreation and intentionally spilling his seed on the ground to avoid getting her preggo.
"I'm going to fuck you until you're pregnant" and then making sure you don't get the bish pregnant is fucked. Dude deserved it.
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2018-05-14 at 7:16 PM UTC
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by -mal-
Ham and pickles rolled up into little rolls. I don’t really eat ham or pickles anymore tho.
Also Wendy’s Fries dipped in Wendy’s Frosty.
No wonder you're such a fatty lol
Anyways i like zappos chips with hot sauce and peeg lips mixed in
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mal, are you going to have kids, or is this just you dying out.
Cos I want to treat people who are going to have kids and contribute to the future of humanity differently to people who are living their lives just to die with dried up ovaries.
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2018-05-14 at 7 PM UTC
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Well fuck
Originally posted by -mal-
I don’t think it’s cute. I think it’s my fault for making that thread the other night…
HTS I feel the same way. I try to make my bf understand it has nothing to do with him. But I’m also doing everything I can to pull myself out of this. Our mental health is prolly not the same because most people are not the same. I’ve never been diagnosed with anything before, however that could be because I lie and minimze everything. I’m trying to eat healthy, take my vitamins, work out, talk about my emotions instead of bottling and exploding later, count to ten when I want to yell, read more, do more things with my bf with my phone far away, get on a consistent skincare routine and take my makeup off every night, do at least 2 chores a day, and just generally treat myself when I think I need it but I’m a positive way like a bath or a green juice. Instead of just smoking/drinking/sleeping/shopping to escape reality. I read all of this and I’m just like Fuck being alive and an adult is so stupid. It does kinda help though. I’m here to talk if you ever want to.
Oh FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
If I was your boyfriend I’d leave. There would be no begging or working things out. I’d snatch up your phone and bounce on your ass in a flash tossing it into the nearest body of water.
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2018-05-14 at 6:56 PM UTC
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Well fuck
Soyboy
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Originally posted by -mal-
I don’t think it’s cute. I think it’s my fault for making that thread the other night…
HTS I feel the same way. I try to make my bf understand it has nothing to do with him. But I’m also doing everything I can to pull myself out of this. Our mental health is prolly not the same because most people are not the same. I’ve never been diagnosed with anything before, however that could be because I lie and minimze everything. I’m trying to eat healthy, take my vitamins, work out, talk about my emotions instead of bottling and exploding later, count to ten when I want to yell, read more, do more things with my bf with my phone far away, get on a consistent skincare routine and take my makeup off every night, do at least 2 chores a day, and just generally treat myself when I think I need it but I’m a positive way like a bath or a green juice. Instead of just smoking/drinking/sleeping/shopping to escape reality. I read all of this and I’m just like Fuck being alive and an adult is so stupid. It does kinda help though. I’m here to talk if you ever want to.
Hey Daily read this and tell me the white race has a future.
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2018-05-14 at 6:24 PM UTC
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Originally posted by Daily
wat
I recommend cheddar or mozzarella.
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BTW for Hookup Hotel users, OP was a joke. Lanny won't ban anyone for insulting me.
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2018-05-14 at 6:22 PM UTC
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Pineapple, cheese, and mayo sandwich
Ban me Lanny
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2018-05-14 at 6:21 PM UTC
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Peanut butter and vinegar sandwiches.
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I am mind fucked. AMERICANS, SPEAKING IN GOOD RUSSIAN, trying to COVERT ME TO JEHOVAS WITNESS. TRACKING DOWN RUSSIANS TO TRY AND CONVERT THEM.
Yes, I asked them where they were born. This is a standard question to ask people when speaking Russian. I became increasingly curious as to how the fuck, exactly, they found me.
They seemed intimidated when I whipped out a really old Russian Orthodox bible that was passed down through the generations.
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Originally posted by Daily
Can confirm, OP fucked my girlfriend
Look, it wasn't easy, she's beneath what I'm used to, but yes. I struggled through.
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2018-05-14 at 6:12 PM UTC
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Soyboy
African Astronaut
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I find this thread, especially OPs post, strangely disturbing.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Soy in your name and diet. 😛
OMG my friend Lanny is going to ban you SO hard when he hears what you said about me. :)
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A couple of Russian speaking American Jehovahs witnesses tried to convert me just now. They found me via white pages apparently. They came sharing a story from the bible on an Ipad or something. I had to whip out my own Orthodox bible to make sure that they weren't lying jedis.
Then they gave me flyers to some Jehovas witness sessions. What. The. Fuck. Whos trying to convert Slavs to Jehovah witnesses?
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Originally posted by HTS
Pizza…
Degenerate.
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>online video games
Ha ha, online is too social for me thanks.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
But what is the "bigger picture"?
Everybody on the left and right are all against you and are pretending to fight with each other to give you the illusion of choice
Edited for clarification
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Originally posted by -mal-
Update: We fought literally all night until 7:30 am. He started packing his shit all pathetically. But gave up the effort when it got so late. Who knows what today has in store.
H4h4! You were all trying to make Bill Krozby jealous saying this is the love of your life remodeling your house.
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Do you just binge for days on end, or do you use it and still sleep at night, or a combination? I tend to binge, but I work 6 days a week now, and there's no way I'd wanna show up there after being awake more than 36 hours and spun. I don't get how people use that shit regularly, man. Do you just not have a legit job? I don't even want to interact with people after a certain amount of time on ice without sleeping.
Usually I binge for a few days but I interact usually only with other meth heads so no one thinks I act like a freak or at least they don't say anything about it. I have a legit business along with sellin' glass out the house so I do okay. Idk what I'd do if I had to interact with other people besides meth heads on a regular basis. It would suck for sure.
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2018-05-13 at 8:59 PM UTC
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How to open Soylent
I like the way that one bottle did a triple somersault when you shot it
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