2018-04-17 at 9:13 PM UTC
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Do you consume nicotine?
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I bless smokers with my angelic presence, you are 12 years deep into suicide
2018-04-17 at 9:09 PM UTC
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Do you consume nicotine?
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I smoke like two cigarettes a month you black lunged waster
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How does everybody do it? Is the majority of the population depressed and doesn't know it or am I mentally ill
I haven't eaten above 25g of carbs since somebody offered me some coconut cake bullshit a few months ago and I remember sympathising with egalitarian beliefs momentarily (I literally gave a crack addict £5 and smiled at a 5/10)
Yesterday I came home and made a bad decision to eat some bread with my cheese because the whisky (no carbs) compromised my disciplinary faculties. Upon consumption I literally felt inebriated like I had just smoked hydro (no §m£ÂgØL) and after about 30 minutes felt like the biggest pile of shit on the planet. I felt like an embarrassment to my parents and and even double texted some bitch and wrote "haha" at the end of my message
I took off all my clothes and kept repeating "i'm on carbs, it's just the carbs" and wrote "you're on carbs" on a post-it note and stuck it above my mirror while I flexed and admired my lean body in an attempt to feel like less of a piece of shit. "it's what's on the inside that counts bro". I went on the HSBC mobile banking app to look at my balance. "there are people around the world that needs this more than u bro". I looked at my copy of "Culture of Critique" laying on my bookshelf. "it's just a right wing propaganda conspiracy bro." I began freaking out at this shift in consciousness and curled up in a foetal position under my covers. I actually cried a little bit even though I had nothing to feel sad about. My outlook on the world literally became sissified
It's been 24 hours and I'm back to normal. I urge you all to go low or no carb (how the body evolved for hundreds of thousands of years) rather than stuffing some quick cheap bullshit inside you that has no benefits for your existence except to make you feel high for 2 to 3 minutes. Soon I will be conducting some scientific studies that will demonstrate the link between carb intake and low testosterone politics. I will keep you all updated. Godspeed
2018-04-17 at 8:05 PM UTC
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Do you consume nicotine?
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I haven't bought any cigarettes for years but when I'm stressed or emotional I like to pretend I'm in a movie and everybody around me is an extra and I bum one off somebody outside and begin posing against the wall as if all the eyes around me are cameras and I look up at the sky to make my jawline more prominent and I'm assuming everybody's looking at me because I'm a 9/10 and I'm taking a drag and the whole thing is pretty moving
2018-04-17 at 7:52 PM UTC
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Zanick, come here.
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Posting in an upper echelon thread
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Once I was at one of those illegal forest raves and I was on speed and dancing like a retard and some blur of a slut came over to dance with me and she was fucked on something big because she was making animal noises and then we held hands and walked off somewhere in the bushes and she sucked my flaccid amphetamine dick. No words were technically exchanged, just animal noises and me nodding along with an understanding look on my face
Enter I recommend your next move should be drugged up sluts at illegal raves where 100% of the females there are cognitively compromised. You can practice being stoic, holding frame and using minimalist game to fuck thots
The experience is universally applicable
2018-04-15 at 10:50 PM UTC
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Don't bother OP I've been trying for months. When me and Lanny hung out in SF I bought him an egg cress sandwich and then 4 coronas at a bar downtown. I got nothing in return for my generosity and neither will u
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This is a huge deal Lanny please fix it
2018-04-15 at 10:40 PM UTC
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ATTN: Kinkou
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Why are your teeth so fucked up you disgusting piece of shit
Do you realise that men unconsciously use genetic risk/benefit analysis when considering whether to inseminate a bitch
We don't want our warrior sons and virtuous daughters to inherit your dishevelled baby looking milk teeth. We don't want them to have a hard time replicating their genes
You hoes have one job and you fucking failed. u fucking failed faggot
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vizier you can stay at mine when you come to visit london lol what's your msn
2018-04-13 at 12:01 AM UTC
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It's Friday the 13th
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IT'S 1AM HERE AN I CLLED IN SICK TOMORRO LOL
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Vizier is rich now, he doesn't need us
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Capitalism and Communism are two sides of the same shekel
