2017-11-20 at 9:54 AM UTC
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Best Age to Die
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Death is inevitable and infinite, life is a tiny blip - why not live for as long as possible at least out of sheer curiousity regarding the world and its transformations
I also want loads of children and grandchildren otherwise I have (objectively) failed biologically
Imagine being on your deathbed surrounded by all of your creations
2017-11-20 at 9:51 AM UTC
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Dropping two tabs of acid
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It's like being on reddit
2017-11-20 at 9:50 AM UTC
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Best Age to Die
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As somebody in their mid 20s, I'm holding out hope that by the time I hit 60 or 70, life-extending medicine/treatment would be publicly available and I can live for over a century
2017-11-20 at 9:46 AM UTC
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Dropping two tabs of acid
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I've never seen somebody be so hostile immediately after an acid trip
Are you sure you did it right
2017-11-20 at 9:45 AM UTC
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Best Age to Die
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Depends on how health conscious you've been - if somebody is an out of shape, cigarette smoking, sugar eating monkey, anytime before 40.
Living past that would be discomforting on the individual, everybody around them, and the tax-payer who has to fork out for their bypass surgery
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What would your criteria be? Since you have communication with god, your criteria would be fulfilled with 100% accuracy.
Mine would be:
- Pedophiles (even if they've never molested a child)
- Anybody who is sympathetic to communist ideas
- All rapists
- All jedis with IQs over 105
- Anybody with an IQ under 86
- Wheelchair-bound vegetables and other non-functional entities
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put it in your ear and pretend it's a hearing aid
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sellotape it to your back
hide it in your hair
keep it in your mouth
2017-11-19 at 1:54 PM UTC
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Every time I look at a person
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I instantly think about their mum getting creampied. I don't know what it is - I don't even think about it in a sexual manner, it's just a matter of fact, even my inner voice changes tone, prosody and occasionally even dialect
I meet up with a friend - "oh, here they are, their mother got creampied haha" - I meet somebody new - "what was their name again? who cares their mother got creampied" - My boss calls me - "lol dis nigga's mum literally got creampied".
One day I even went to visit my parents and just as I saw their silhouettes approaching the door to greet me, I automatically thought "both of these peoples' mums' got creampied lol"
What is this? Is this an acute awareness of creation and being itself? Last night I was on Amazon searching through books and all I kept thinking was "this author's mum literally had creampie dripping out of her pussy".
I have been more proactive in my meditation recently, is this one of the benefits of clearing one's mind in order to reach some form of enlightenment
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You say "hearing voices", I say "mystical experiences" ^_______^
No but seriously this is a fucked up story
I was staying at my parents' house and it was like 1am. I couldn't sleep
I went downstairs for a midnight snack
Opened one of the drawers to find a bunch of chocolates, biscuits, sugary shit I usually wouldn't touch but I decided I would fall off the wagon this night as a celebratory gesture of union with my parents
You must understand that when this happens, I think about it like heroin. Should I relapse, should I not relapse? So I was standing in the kitchen for a whole two minutes breathing in and out, thinking as to whether eating this shit would be worth it
I eventually said "fucket" and reached out for one of the chocolates
Suddenly, I heard my mother's voice behind me - "DAILY"
It scared the fuck out of me and I turned around, clutching my heart
But there was no-one there. The kitchen door was closed. I was alone
This legitimately scared the fuck out of me and I left the kitchen and went to bed, worrying about latent psychosis
The next morning, I went downstairs to have breakfast and my mother was in there
"Good morning", etc. I opened the drawer filled with all this sugary junk food and was like "Why did you buy all this stuff, I nearly binged on this last night"
She looked outraged and quickly closed it - "That's not for us, we have guests coming today, don't touch!"
That was pretty freaky. I heard her voice just as I was reaching out to get the chocolates...scaring me out of eating the chocolates...the chocolates that weren't supposed to be eaten.
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OP is literally a low functioning assburger with a double chin
Keep this in mind when replying to any and all threads by this poster
2017-11-18 at 9:34 PM UTC
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Let's talk about teeth.
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I wore braces when I was a teen and whiten my teeth using the Philips Zoom home teeth whitening kit to override the daily coffee and the social cigarette stains
My mouth literally smells and tastes like citrus
