I'm way skinnier first thing in the morning.

1. 2017-11-19 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   When I get up outta bed and take a piss that my kidneys have been drawing up all night, and I haven't eaten in like 12 hours and i'm at 0% water weight & 0% bloating, I'm WAY skinner. If that was my normal mode of skinny people would probably say I'm thin.
2. 2017-11-19 at 6:31 PM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Wow.
3. 2017-11-19 at 7:04 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   pics or it didnt happen
4. 2017-11-19 at 7:36 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Your spine is decompressed adding up to an inch of additional height which provides the illusion of being thinner. Within 15-30min, your spine compresses to your "normal" height. You're just as fat as you always were.
5. 2017-11-19 at 8:24 PM UTC

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   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick When I get up outta bed and take a piss that my kidneys have been drawing up all night, and I haven't eaten in like 12 hours and i'm at 0% water weight & 0% bloating, I'm WAY skinner. If that was my normal mode of skinny people would probably say I'm thin.

   
   Is that where your username comes from