Posts by Hewfil1

1. 2015-09-16 at 3:30 PM UTC in Change "thanks" to "fucks"
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   WHY DON'T YOU FIX THE FACT I CAN'T SEE MY INBOX AGAIN.
2. 2015-09-14 at 3:38 PM UTC in Do you use an IDE, if so, which one?
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   220 PC1 avast! SMTP proxy ready.
   

   
   
   Appearently my SMTP proxy is a pirate. AVAST! YER GOODFURNUTTING SCALLYWAG!
   
   Eh, don't mind me, i am easily entertained.

   
   Kek. Still waiting on my shit to fuck with DreamWeaver bud.
3. 2015-09-14 at 3:35 PM UTC in Taco Bell Loaded Grillers
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   Up here in PA it's available I'm pretty sure.
4. 2015-09-14 at 3:33 PM UTC in Yelling "He's got a gun!" at public venues.
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   If you shout that it's an AR-15, it will probably make the local news

   
   
   AR-15 with an untraceable lower.
5. 2015-09-14 at 3:30 PM UTC in Would you date this girl?
   Hewfil1 Houston

   http://oregon.arrests.org/Arrests/Danial_Cook_24542323/?d=1
   
   
   Hahahaha look at that fucking idiot.

   
   That's just too fucking great.
6. 2015-09-14 at 3:19 PM UTC in sum reeel weed (seedquest1)
   Hewfil1 Houston

   Would read again

   
   
   Agreed. Kek.
7. 2015-09-14 at 3:12 PM UTC in Mark311 is dead
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   Man, reading all this sucks because on my trip to LBI a few months back I promised Mark I'd drop in with my board and we'd hang for a few days until I had to finally go home. Never got to make it, really wishing I did. Gonna miss the fucker, he was one hell of a cool guy to me. I'm bringing the RDFRN podcast like we'd talked about co-hosting together and doing it in honor of him. Miss ya Mark.
8. 2015-09-14 at 3:08 PM UTC in Mark311 is dead
   Hewfil1 Houston

   We aren't silent thats why we have this thread and am posting about him. All the cool kids are drinking in tc in his honor, come join us.

   
   
   I wanted to join but my girlfriend wouldn't let me. We had been drinnking together and she didn't want me TC with y'all. ;-;
9. 2015-09-11 at 5:33 PM UTC in Hewfil1 ft. Mr.FuckYourBitch Trash Score
   Hewfil1 Houston

   Are you gonna keep it or sell it? I'd personally sell it before it inevitably shits out again in a week's time. Those pixels WILL come back. They're just waiting….plotting.

   
   
   I know. But I honestly think I'm gonna keep it. The last time I had a monitor with dead pixels, it lasted over a year, still using it actually.
10. 2015-09-11 at 5:01 PM UTC in Hewfil1 ft. Mr.FuckYourBitch Trash Score
    Hewfil1 Houston
    Update*
    After researching we found that refurbished, the TV has a worth of approx. $700.
11. 2015-09-11 at 5 PM UTC in ClamTXT Referral
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    I read somewhere that this was a better link. http://www.clamtxt.com/?r=66836

    
    
    Clever.... >.>
12. 2015-09-11 at 3:37 PM UTC in Midsummer Eve By EdwardHughes/MrFuckYourBitch (Completely Revised)
    Hewfil1 Houston
    Bushel did 9/11.
    Tractor fuel can't melt steel beams.
13. 2015-09-11 at 3:16 PM UTC in Hewfil1 ft. Mr.FuckYourBitch Trash Score
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    Recently whilst walking down the street I spotted a porch with a LCD TV along with surround sound sitting on it. Judging off how it was just thrown aside, I figured it was broken. Well, a few days later it was now out by the trash and I decided that I wanted it because sometimes people throw away stuff, not knowing the problem, and I like working on electronics. If it was truly broken, I was just going to use it for target practice.
    
    Well, I call up my buddy Mr.FuckYourBitch and he brings his car to pick me up. Well, our original plan was to just grab it, but one issue arose. It sat next to the police precinct which is right on the main road through our town. So we spend like, twenty fucking minutes trying to hide the car, and find a way to be sneaky about it. Then when I go to grab it, the guy is sitting on his porch, and that's when my buddy says, "Just ask him if we can take it, he's throwing it out anyways." Well, I walk up and as nicely as I could say, "Excuse me sir, are you throwing that away?I like working on electronics and if you are, could I maybe take it?"
    
    He responds, "Yeah, it has a line of dead pixels down the screen, and the other day, didn't even turn on. The stand, remote, everything's there. The surround sound is fine too, but the box it hooked to broke. But hey, as long as I don't have to pay to have it hauled away, go for it."
    
    After hauling this to Mr's house, I go home and it sets there a few days, but not long after dropping it off, his step-father started bitching and saying that we had until Friday to get it out. So last night we got it to my house, only after my friend called a local repair shop and asked about what the issue could be. He said the'd diagnose it for $35 and then repair it if possible, but my friend first spent two hours approximately checking the components to be sure that everything was fine.
    
    After getting it to my house, I plugged it in on my back porch and hit the power button. I waited and nothing happened, then I slapped the top of it and voila, it lit up and turned on. So now I have a 52" LCD Smart TV with 3 AV inputs, 3 HDMI's, 1 PC Input, 1 USB Port, and WiFi compatibility. Turns out the problem was that the remote was broken, not the TV itself. And as for the dead pixels, they disappeared after five minutes of having it on.
    
    So, all in all, we made out like bandits, and I never could've done it without my buddy Mr.FuckYourBitch.
14. 2015-09-11 at 3 PM UTC in ClamTXT Referral
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15. 2015-09-10 at 5:05 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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    Asshole by Ronnie Radkie feat. Andy Biersack. Hate them both, but the track is so me.
16. 2015-09-10 at 3:31 PM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
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    StephenPBarrett
    September 8
    
    Wasn't there that one guy… DarthRodent or something like that or maybe DarthBeaver? He's dead isn't he? I remember he was really really old.
    
    
    
    [SIZE=72px]HA![/SIZE]

    
    
    He's actually back. Kek.
17. 2015-09-10 at 3:19 PM UTC in ITT: you post the last slampig that you slammed =)
    Hewfil1 Houston
    Posting later. No access to her picture whilst at school.
18. 2015-09-10 at 3:15 PM UTC in Would you date this girl?
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    No, I don't think we would be compatible.

    
    
    If you have meth, a tattoo gun, and a razor you would. Just judging by the pictures.
19. 2015-09-09 at 3:19 PM UTC in Would you date this girl?
    Hewfil1 Houston
    FUCKING LOL.
20. 2015-09-04 at 2:29 PM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
    Hewfil1 Houston
    Shit's getting heated. Nice.