Posts by Hewfil1

2015-09-28 at 3:32 PM UTC in TOTSE Phone-Ins (Old But Gold)

Hewfil1 Houston

That's over 9000 dollars a text if we're going transatlantic breh. Uhm, do you have pidgin? We could XMPP, besides 'Off The Record' we can even reroute through TOR when on PC for uber sec with proxifier. If you wanna' remain mobile download SecureChat from the app store for your Android.

Or, use TextNow app.

2015-09-28 at 3:08 PM UTC in TOTSE Phone-Ins (Old But Gold)

Hewfil1 Houston

Lol sure, i forgot your general location though. Which state you in?

As long as you don't spam the fuck out of me I'll just text you. Hahah.

2015-09-28 at 2:51 PM UTC in TOTSE Phone-Ins (Old But Gold)

Hewfil1 Houston

Haha, fucking Bill Keller. Good times. Did you know! I once phoned nuclearrabbit in the totse days. He was like: Guise i'm bored someone call me, i'll pay, i was like sure ok. So i called him up, and he was like whispering and shit cause his gf was next to him sleeping all in all it was pretty awkward but at least i got to phone Australia and it was the only time i've spoken in real time to a totse/zoklet/whatever person. Well, i got Micheal Myers in my phone so i've whatsapp'd that fag a couple times. But meh. If i ever go to the states again i need to visit a couple of you fags etc.

Visit me first you fagget.

2015-09-28 at 2:46 PM UTC in Hard work or Smart work - Which is important?

Hewfil1 Houston

Work is important to do as it takes us to the next level of success. The most important question you should ask at this place is what kind of work will take you to that level: is it hard work or smart work.

Office Furniture Manufacturers in Delhi

Does your work involve whoring out for Dehli on a forum full of people who don't give a fuck?

2015-09-28 at 2:43 PM UTC in TOTSE Phone-Ins (Old But Gold)

Hewfil1 Houston

Ha, i remember this. I remember that Jeff Hunter descended from Mount Olympus to convey his displeasure as well. Bell Killer was like: I'mma sue those faggots.

I love the very last one.
Caller: "I have two things I'm thankful for, one is that I'm not a Christian, and I don't have that sweater."
Bill: "Really."

2015-09-28 at 2:38 PM UTC in Site is too slow

Hewfil1 Houston

I mean I agree, speed it shitty. Ironically the cause isn't my cheapie server (well maybe to some extent, but non-braindead devs could make software to support this level of traffic on this level of hardware easily) but because of vbulletins retarded cachebusting system. One of these days I'm going to get around to ripping the whole thing out and replacing it with something quasi-sane but then being an alcoholic and a straight G takes a lot of time so I'm not putting a definite ETA on it.

If it wasn't for the fact you finally started adding plug-ins like RDFRN had, I'd say scrap it and revert to vB that they used. Most of us still have the plug-in data.

2015-09-28 at 2:32 PM UTC in October 1st Liability Shift Fraud

Hewfil1 Houston

Do you sell a guild for this?

Yeah, just buy a WoW subscription to get in the guild.

2015-09-28 at 2:31 PM UTC in Ideas for homebrew wines?

Hewfil1 Houston

Gathered over a kilo of autumn-olives and wild black cherries. Already made kompot, now I'm thinking of making some wine. Anyone have experience making autumnberry or cherry wine?

I have two sour cherry trees, ours fermented on it's own after leaving the juice set in the fridge for quite some time. When we do it this year, I'll tell you how we did.

2015-09-28 at 2:30 PM UTC in Ideas for homebrew wines?

Hewfil1 Houston

I wanna make some hard cider. I'm gonna use a gallon of apple cider, how much sugar do I add? 1 cup?

I have two apple trees in my backyard, just add sugar and yeast. Ours produced it's own, but your's wont.

2015-09-28 at 2:29 PM UTC in ATTN:inb4lock

Hewfil1 Houston

I think he's back under the handle 'pound preteen pussy' sounds like something he'd come up with.

Basically.

2015-09-28 at 2:28 PM UTC in Sophie's wildly innapropriate escapades.

Hewfil1 Houston

Lol really? How old? AND! Was she cute, pics etc etc etc.

I'll tell you all about it in a private message.

2015-09-28 at 2:27 PM UTC in TOTSE Phone-Ins (Old But Gold)

Hewfil1 Houston

In the TOTSE days people used to harass call-in shows such as Bill Keller. I stumbled across a recording I have from some of those.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/iwi63av5x2511ym/Bill%20Keller%20-%20Totse%20calls.mp4?dl=0

I stored it in my DropBox, and if anyone happens to have more, I'd love to see them.

2015-09-23 at 2:51 PM UTC in I just ate an entire block of cheese

Hewfil1 Houston

I like this stuff they sell called Longhorn. Not sure the exact smoke on it, but it's bangin.

2015-09-23 at 2:50 PM UTC in Sophie's wildly innapropriate escapades.

Hewfil1 Houston

You couldn't stop me from fucking a 13yo if you paid me to. NEWSFLASH! She's staying over for the weekend when she has her holiday in October, oh my. Too bad my gf will be there, kekekekekek.

Good man. DO IT. Oh, story update when I come back. May have done stuff with a cousin without realizing it. Oops.

2015-09-23 at 2:47 PM UTC in October 1st Liability Shift Fraud

Hewfil1 Houston

BRB, going to make skimmer thread.

2015-09-23 at 2:45 PM UTC in ATTN:inb4lock

Hewfil1 Houston

Still disappoint.

2015-09-23 at 2:39 PM UTC in New fonts

Hewfil1 Houston

LAN LAN. Can't view PM's again.

2015-09-21 at 5:20 PM UTC in Ideas for homebrew wines?

Hewfil1 Houston

I've been drinking some homemade crabapple liquor. It's delicious.

I had some cranberry and apple soaked in grain alcohol over the weekend. It was pretty beastly.

2015-09-18 at 5:35 PM UTC in Hewfil1 ft. Mr.FuckYourBitch Trash Score

Hewfil1 Houston

Good shit, it's amazing what people throw away sometimes.

Update, TV is still going strong. Been playing 12+ hours of games on it daily.

2015-09-17 at 3:27 PM UTC in I just ate an entire block of cheese

Hewfil1 Houston

It was some dank ass buffalo jack muh nigga. It be such a good snack for when you get shitfaced and want to eat a fuckload of cheese.

I approve.

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