Thanked Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2017-11-21 at 1:39 AM UTC in Simple hangover prevention.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Just stay drunk
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2. 2017-11-21 at 1:16 AM UTC in Pouring NyQuil up my ass.
   

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   I read it works better if you heat it to around 150 degrees 1st.
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3. 2017-11-16 at 2:20 AM UTC in Selling my NIS account
   

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   I'll pay your rent if you drink a quart of Clorox.
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4. 2017-11-13 at 6:16 PM UTC in How do atheists...
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 It's not a criticism. It's a fact. Christians (as in the organized religion) went on crusades to convert and kill people of other religions. It was so ingrained in people that this was a holy war, that participation in the crusades was considered penitential. Pope Julius the second fought personally in the crusades.
   
   So again, millions of people have died under the hand of the Christian church. If you want to support your point that the Christian church waging war on non-Christians was actually done by jedis, then fucking do it. But right now you just sound like a retarded conspiracy theorist.

   
   You are clueless about the crusades.
   
   
   
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5. 2017-11-13 at 9:10 PM UTC in The Poetry Thread
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Wax Lips

   
   
   In the beginning Mmq created Infinityshock's asshole and Wax Lips.
   
   And Mmq said,
   "Let there be $100 worth of cheap crack,"
   
   And there was $100 worth of cheap crack.
   
   Mmq saw that the $100 worth of cheap crack was good.
   
   He sent it to you as a gift for the celebration of the death of infinityshock's asshole.
   
   Death to Infinityshock's asshole cheap crack for all.
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6. 2017-11-08 at 11:37 PM UTC in What state should I move to for Marijuana?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume I'll resurrect TOTSE with my autismbux but you niggers have to promise you won't do anything that will attract government attention towards me

   
   It wouldn't be Totse without Feds.
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7. 2017-11-07 at 2:09 AM UTC in who else here hopes that malice killed himself
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash I think something happened to his computer

   
   Maybe he spilled beer on it, shorting it out, and killing himself.
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8. 2017-11-05 at 4:36 AM UTC in Create an autism subforum or I will kill myself
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Bye
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