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  1. #61
    That fucking format.
  2. #62
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Just stream of consciousness maaaaaaaaaaannnnnn.
  3. #63
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    hi, my name's Nate,
    and i'm here to inseminate.
    you violently will i violate,
    and equally violent all your orifices will i permeate.

    this is my friend,
    his names Horatio.
    and hes here to game,
    his game is fellatio.
  4. #64
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Wax Lips


    In the beginning Mmq created Infinityshock's asshole and Wax Lips.

    And Mmq said,
    "Let there be $100 worth of cheap crack,"

    And there was $100 worth of cheap crack.

    Mmq saw that the $100 worth of cheap crack was good.

    He sent it to you as a gift for the celebration of the death of infinityshock's asshole.

    Death to Infinityshock's asshole cheap crack for all.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #65
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A lot of historical references and subtle nuance in that po-em.

    HOW IRONIC
  6. #66
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sophie Just stream of consciousness maaaaaaaaaaannnnnn.

    more like mash man pissin rgwe trash can
  7. #67
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
    Wax Lips

    i learnt how to center
  8. #68
    NARCassist gollums fat coach




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  9. #69
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "They asked me if I had a had a gay song lyric. So I said - straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever? Woah oh oh. Or am I caught in a hit-and-run?"
  10. #70
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by bling bling more like mash man pissin rgwe trash can

    You're just jealous of my mastery of the Queen's English. And you're an Englishman, how embarrassing.

  11. #71
    Bubbling running freak insanity
    Troubling cunning sweet volcanity
  12. #72
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Sophie Some people just can't rhyme, and while that's fine i think it provides an opportunity to shine and maybe have a good time. To show off your skills with language, make a quip, niggas tell me i'm savage. But i am quite civilized, not unreasonably prized, let me take you on a ride through silly syllables and grammar tricks; whimsical. It's physical don't take my post as inimical. I'm pretty good at this chances are favorable my success is obtainable and my victory unassailable. Well if this were a contest, of course in this context i jest. But when you jest with the best you lose like the rest.

  13. #73
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You can fuck off
    And yourself too.
  14. #74
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mashlehash

    I hope you feel humiliated.
  15. #75
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  16. #76
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Roses are red
    Rope can be too
    Spare us the trouble;
    Hang yourself. Jew!
  17. #77
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Jospeh Stalin's fav

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    If you're not red
    You'll die too.
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