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2022-09-11 at 10:20 PM UTC in The Queen is (nearly) dead, long live the KingAll the features on the queen go on about how 1992 was a rough year dor her because people were getting divorced, then make mention of how happy she was when Diana died and completely forget about the fact that her son Andrew is a documented pedophile
Fuck the monarchy. Fuck every one of those inbred sacks of shit. It's nice prince Charles likes to talk about climate change but he's not fooling me. Off with his headThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-11 at 9:52 PM UTC in im going deaf i just spent my summer inside because of paranoia of some entidy that fucks with meThat's how they got k r o z too. Just tell them to F offThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-11 at 4:13 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!Sorry to bump this but I'm gonna be a nice guy and give a few of you a raging hard-on
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2022-09-11 at 5:59 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-11 at 12:47 AM UTC in I coudl spend two hours writing okThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-10 at 9:35 PM UTC in Beto FLIPS Trump voters in STUNNING town hall appearanceEverything they do boomerangs right back in their ugly faces ten times harder.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-10 at 9:09 PM UTC in There apparently was no singular bangyeah its just a theory but they treat it like ther religion because it gives them direction in life, honestly who knows man a lot of those so called scientists dont know shit from shinola
*a scientist with dollar signs in his eyes, looks at a man offering him a big bag of money ( funding for his research ) * YEAH ILL SETTLE THAT SCIENCE FER YA
meanwhile beto rork and the clintons are digging a new transcontinental secret pedophile tunnel to another pizza shopThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-10 at 6:28 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2022-09-10 at 5:26 PM UTC in I coudl spend two hours writing okThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-10 at 4:49 PM UTC in I coudl spend two hours writing ok.22 LR is a caliber, fool.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-10 at 3:18 PM UTC in Coincidences regarding the Queen's deathThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-10 at 4:06 AM UTC in Past few daysImagine actually thinking anyone from the internet actually gives a shit about anyone else on the internetThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-10 at 4:02 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
Originally posted by Obbe Nobody cares what questions you ask or what conclusions you reach, you just have a persecution complex.
As fully evidenced by Facebook, Twitter and Google banning everyone they don't like right and left, including the President of the United States. Give the narrative a break, dude.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-10 at 2:51 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2022-09-09 at 10:39 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Steven sucks having to go to work doing manual labor doesn't it hahahahaha
No actually it's quite fulfilling to do something even if it's easy, it just naturally feels good as a man as a human man with testosterone and energy to use your hands and strength and natural body energy to manipulate the world around you and turn raw untouched nature into a cord of chopped neatly stacked firewood, sweeping up leaves from the law, helping a friend move for some brews and climbing a mountain attached to a rope watering your weed plants tied to trees hanging sideways off the mountain deep in the bush with a camel pack full of water on your back as the sun beats down on you high above sea level and you just imagine all the bones you would break and how fucked your life would be if you fell down
Even something like trimming a harvest of weed it's not "hard work" but it's manual intensive and takes a team of people working non stop paying attention to what they do to make sure the end product isn't garbage and you feel pride at the end looking at it all chopped up and nice looking.
If I had all the money I would do stuff like that until I die, I enjoy the moments I can make money off my own back instead of just by showing up and being a number punching in and then hiding in the bathroom all day and only working when the boss walks by "LOOK AT YOU GO MR GO GET'ER RIGHT HERE GUNNING FOR THAT PROMOTION ALWAYS WITH THE BROOM WHEN I WALK BY!" and people like cigar man and speedy bob barker bragging about how they haven't gone outside or left their man cave in MONTHS and haven't even laid eyes upon the woman in more than a decade because they have a giant golden dubloon chest buried in their yard and once every blood moon they dig it up and take out a piece of the cursed treasure of Cortez to hawk to some trusting gold buyer thinking he hit it big offering a "low ball" but little does he know that anyone who owns this treasure is cursed and men have paid their entire kingdom and sold their soul just to be spared of the curse for the remainder of their short miserable lives
Yeah, sounds real lucrative "I WAKE UP EVERY DAY AT 10AM AND CRACK OPEN A COLD BEER, ROLL A JOINT AND WATCH PRICE IS RIGHT WITH DREW CARRY, THEN JUDGE JUDY, THEN I HAVE A NAP AND GO BUY MORE BEER WHEN I WAKE UP, ANOTHER ICE ROAD TRUCKERS IS ON!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU POOR BLUE COLLAR WAGE SLAVES ARE GONNA MISS IT!! HAVE FUN CHASING THAT RAT RACE OOOOOO TOO BAD PAYDAY IS NEXT WEEK I JUST GOTTA DIG UP ME OLD GOLD CHEST AR AR AR AR AR AR HEY WANNA BUY A DUBLOON????? I'LL SELL IT TO YOU 40% OFF!!!! AHAHAHAH!!!"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-09 at 10:17 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2022-09-09 at 7:38 PM UTC in How to make communist propagnadaStep one bang your head against a desk as hard as you can until you see stars
Then bang it one more time to see the hammer and sickle
Congratulations, you have just condensed and learned the entire modern history of Russia and China marked by ignorance of logic and fear of innovation and invention.
You now have the perfect mind of the state socialist worker of the world instead of a mind of a man and you can now spread this philosophy like a dogma at the point of a rifle and erode and defile the halls of freedom and individuality whenever your apparatus can spreadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-09 at 4:48 AM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty'sJust watched the whole thing. It's hilarious, and dead accurate. They're all going to prison for a very long time. Maybe even death penalty for all of them for treason with China and high crimes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-08 at 11:06 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty'sThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-08 at 8:45 PM UTC in The Queen is (nearly) dead, long live the KingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
