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Posts That Were Thanked by Speedy Parker

  1. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ nigger-tier actions.

    slow, imprecise, cringe inducing.

    tailor made for those with lower than average IQs.


    Hence why I suggested them

    If you want a cerebral experience read a fucking book.
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  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I am a better than Doug Henning. In 1997 I made a house, a pickup, a Mercedes, a garage full of tools, and a house full of furniture disappear. I will never be married again. 3 years was enough for a lifetime.

    I've also never paid a prostitute once. The closet I came to that was towards the very end of my 1st off post pass in basic combat training. Some good looking black hooked propositioned me as I was standing outside the bar waiting on a taxi. I told her all I had was $25. Her neck started bobbing like a chicken as she wagged her finger and said, "Honey, for $25 all I gots is bubble gum and hard dick and I just ran out if bubble gum". I laughed my ass off as I walked towards the cab whi h had just pulled up.

    I've never had a problem getting laid by women I like and desire. Sorry your stuck with stupid little kids.

    Good anecdote. And don't sweat it, like i have said several times; i like adults in progress(lolis), but i also like women as long as they are not older than i am. The loli aesthetic goes a long way as does personalty and temperament.
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  3. Ghost Black Hole
    there really is no value in having a perfect mint condition old computer unless all of humanity lost the knowledge of all computing and had to relearn it from the last remaining one
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  4. Originally posted by Bradley ok bro i know 1 thing, u can't make more land

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  5. A victory is measured by gains over losses. Even if Russia gained 100% Ukrainian territory their losses in lives, equipment, trade with other countries, sanctions imposed and their "voice" on the world stage being stifled would far outweigh their land gains.
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  6. Russia has already lost in the "hearts and minds" of the people.
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  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nothing about you makes me feel anything

    I understand...it's hard to catch feelings online.
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  8. Originally posted by Wariat im not attracted nor do I fuck "children" or "dogs" just because I post about women that do to put themd own and prove white women fuck dogs or blacks or deep down all want to has nothing to do with me. and children are not teenagers over the age of consent.

    "Have you seen a 12yr old, I'm supposed to meet her here"
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you can tell by the way he writes about degrading them, it's a power fantasy


    he probably got loosened up in prison and wants to 'reclaim' what he lost
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  10. Funny how they say they welcomed them..then shipped them back to the mainland the next day
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wariat im not accepted by any society so why should i give a fuck?

    you should consider why that is
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  12. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Mortgage rates are going up but they will come down again.
    Fona save your money and use it for a bigger down payment.
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  13. Radical leftists have weaponized the government against their ideological political opponents. That makes them the actual fascists by default.
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  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker In my 20s I drove a lot of beaters. If you were smart you could pick up a running car for $50 or so back then. I had bought a 1971 Pontiac Bonneville for exactly $50 several months before.

    One fine summer day I'm driving through town with is about 6 miles from edge to center with lights every city sized block. It's about 3:30/4:00 with heavy traffic in both west bound lanes. As I'm waiting at the 1st light on the edg3 of town this guy in his early 40s zips up beside me in an early 70s Stingray Vette. He races of when the light goes green. Now this is the part where I should mention there were no pads left on my front disc brakes. I was metal to metal and had to down shift and use the ebrake for each stop to slow that land yacht. So naturally I didn't accelerate fast in those conditions. At the next light I pulled up and stopped beside him. This continued light after light all the way to downtown.

    The long and short of is this. 6 miles later, at the light in the center of town I pulled up right to the left of him. As I've said it was amfine day and his Stingray was a convertible wi5h the top down. As I came to a complete stop I looked at him smiled as I said, "Nice ride man"! He smiled back and said, "Thanks man". To which I replied, "One thing I noticed about though". He said with a look of concern, "Oh, what's that"? "It didn't get downtown any quicker than this piece of crap I'm driving", I replied.

    At that point he realized a young 20s something kid had just been driving smarter than him for the last six miles. "You know what kid? Your right" he said as he slowly pulled away from the light as it turned green.

    I used to get killer deals on beater cars,, one was a chevette for 75 bucks so I didnt have to walk 20 miles in the snow to get home,, one was a 12 pack of beer and one I paid 10 hits of lsd,, one time I was given a saab that couldnt get up the hill out of the neighborhood, I put 2 cans of black pepper in the radiator and drove up and backed down 4 or 5 times till it made it over the hill and I drove it for 6 months. 50 bucks for a Subaru brat 4x4 .

    hundreds of others I could take all night tellin what hell I put em all through,,
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  15. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Unless you like potatoes you are racist against Irish people.
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Oh wow...I couldn't imagine giving anyone that kind of power over how I view myself ..that's some low self esteem...

    But i knew you had that from the way you follow me around shamelessly.......



    Looks like the niggs have won..they control you ..but youre still .....a Chun...😕
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's everywhere

    It's fun to just drive at a nice standard pace and keep pulling up next to the car that's been weaving through traffic thinking they're "beating everyone else."
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  18. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Haxxor Not a single mention of the way real American's lives have been impacted by the results of both administration's policies and actions by you either.


    troon hit the nail on the head btw: what the presenter does is exactly the same dishonest crap that he’s whining about TV news doing.

    The difference is there is msnbc, cnn, abc, cbs and 99% of newspapers that are consistently spewing democratic propaganda where mark dice breaks them down to show how corrupt and bat shit crazy democrats are. How else is he supposed to get the message out that you liberals are power hungry fucking piles of shit
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  19. Originally posted by spacepantz2 I woke up with spider bites on me when I was a child and I lived in a basement with spiders there wasnt any other bugs but the spiders so they attacked me.

    Maybe they were framed by the bed bugs?
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  20. cigreting Dark Matter
    All pop tarts are compete shit
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