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2024-09-23 at 1:26 AM UTC in Can someone link Wariat's 2013 Child Sex case from Oakdale California where he asked two police officers if they had seen any twelve year olds?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-22 at 12:39 PM UTC in Actually, there are plenty of folks that can hold P. Diddy down...
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Can you imagine being the FBI agent who had to count and catalog them?
average weight of a dildo is like 1 pound so that's almost half a metric tonne of rubber dicks they have to put in an evidence storage locker somewhere. probably a couple of dumpsters at the impound lot.
was he stockpiling them as an asset because he doesn't trust gold or silver? just insane in so many waysThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-22 at 12:29 PM UTC in What happened to Kinkou?^ that's Bradley in the spidey-verse.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-21 at 7:43 PM UTC in EWWWW LOOK AT ME IM IRISHThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-20 at 7:37 PM UTC in There is no climate emergencyPoor Obbe...not the smartest chicken burger.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-20 at 7:26 PM UTC in 1,266 days ago the world changed foreverThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-20 at 6:48 PM UTC in Wall of ShameWe should make a drop dead fred
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2024-09-19 at 8:28 PM UTC in im getting seriously rucked with nowThey fuck over losers for sport.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-19 at 6:11 PM UTC in Private group to plot against Musk
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Rather than looking for kids to clean your crusty ass crack try these tips.
If you're out of toilet paper, there are several alternatives you can use, including:
Tissues, napkins, or paper towels: These are obvious options when you're out of toilet paper.
White printer paper, catalogs, or phone books: If you still have one, you can try using these.
Baby wipes: If you have a stockpile of baby wipes, these can be a great alternative.
Bidet or water-based solutions: These can also be used as alternatives to toilet paper.
Rags or towels: You can use rags or towels as an alternative to toilet paper.
Sanitary napkin: You can use a sanitary napkin as an alternative to toilet paper.
Cotton balls: You can use cotton balls as an alternative to toilet paper.
Plastic squirt bottle: You can use a plastic squirt bottle as an alternative to toilet paper.
Facial tissue: You can use facial tissue as an alternative to toilet paper.
You should avoid using glossy magazine pages as the colored ink might rub off in sensitive places. You should also exercise caution with inks when using newspapers as an alternative to toilet paper.
I'm sure he would drag his ass on the carpet like a dog before he figured any of that out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-19 at 5:23 PM UTC in Wall of ShameFred is at the Myspace bar
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2024-09-19 at 3:18 PM UTC in What happened to Kinkou?
Originally posted by Warcry Bro a teenager isn’t a child.
A person becomes a teenager when they become 13 years old. It ends when they become 20 years old. Teenagers who are between 13 and 17 years old are considered both children (in English-speaking countries) and teenagers in most countries.
Remain in school kid.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-19 at 3:09 PM UTC in What happened to Kinkou?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-19 at 2:56 PM UTC in im getting seriously rucked with nowVinny's right, also due to Ukrainian men being decimated there's 10 women for every dude there right now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-19 at 1:01 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentObbe does though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-18 at 11:49 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Netflxchillr AGAIN, what proof can you produce that TRUMP is responsible for any Afghani woman/women of killing themselves? Alls you ever do is make unverified blanket statements.
*yawn
Ma'am, why do you even try to ask loonies questions about Trump at this point you should have learned they are aliens and they only know the globalist's agenda and anything that goe against that has got to be stopped, they don't swap sides EVERThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-18 at 10 PM UTC in Why hasn't anyone brought back Twitter?
Originally posted by Kafka You're daughter is going to end up hating you when she's raped and can't get an abortion because there's a national ban on it.
Again, you’re Making idiotic statements to someone you know absolutely nothing about or what type of mum I raised my own daughters to be…
They’re not lil damsels in distresses!
They’re Boss Babes!!
They ride their “own” motorcycles, not on the BACK of one! One, a 2nd Don black belt, one making more $$$ than most men make, and all three thrive successfully in this “Man’s world” to which we live!
So, I say with inkling respect, kindly… STFU.
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2024-09-18 at 3:28 PM UTC in When is Jesse Smolette going to jail?Well his appealisbt going the best for him.
He is arguing that the deal he made with Kim Fox over 5 years ago should stand and he should never have been prosecuted.
The new special console is arguing that Smolette hasn't even upheld his half of that deal which didn't protect him from further prosecution anyways because it wasn't made with prejudice like his fake hate crime/lynching.
Personally I'd like to see him resentenced to 5 years but that's just me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-18 at 1:30 PM UTC in Cart NarcsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-18 at 12:50 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....I feel you, Speedy.
The cost of living has gone thru the roof…. Because it’s become a DemoCRAP liberal run state… totally gone to chit in a hand basket.
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2024-09-18 at 1:43 AM UTC in Last time I... was 20 years agoAnd as you get older, time starts speeding up, racing faster and faster, so that ten years seems like just a few years.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
