Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-09-04 at 4:01 AM UTC in Aliens Attack Tim Walz Motorcade
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina thats what i said

   
   Yes, you like to repeat me. I get it.
2. 2024-09-04 at 4:01 AM UTC in Selling my vintage computer collection
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina posting a line of facts = workee up.
   
   

   
   That is why I never date documentarians, they always are so worked up.
   
   
3. 2024-09-04 at 3:55 AM UTC in Members of this site won’t stop soliciting me
   

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4. 2024-09-04 at 3:49 AM UTC in Thr Surgery That Proved There Is No Free Will
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Yeah, lets all follow a soy boy who posts as a man and a woman replying to himself at times.
5. 2024-09-04 at 3:46 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT wondering how long it takes to take knee pic's

   
   The fatter the knees the longer it takes.
6. 2024-09-04 at 3:45 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's not urine, pal. It's magical juice.

   
   Spectral reveals his love of golden showers.
7. 2024-09-03 at 8:01 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thank you, Mr. Meanie.

   
   “No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth.”
8. 2024-09-03 at 7:19 PM UTC in The Libtard Mark Cuban jumped of the sinking ship straight onto the Trump Train.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Trump won the poll 68.9% to just 31.1% for Harris, with a total of 804,173 votes when the poll ended.
   
   https://nypost.com/2024/08/31/us-news/mark-cuban-polls-followers-on-2024-candidate-they-want-their-kids-to-be-like-trump-won-in-landslide/
9. 2024-09-03 at 7:08 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   You are a pain
10. 2024-09-03 at 7:07 PM UTC in CO² Is Natures' Plant Food
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fluttershy Quit trying to plug your blog. Nobody cares about your conspiracy theories, old man.
    An ampersand is that little 2 everybody knows that they teach it in third grade.

    
    
    
    I guess the Oxford Languages dictionary missed the 3rd grade.
    
    
11. 2024-09-03 at 6:57 PM UTC in CO² Is Natures' Plant Food
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fluttershy That’s a and sign dumbass

    
    
    
    "An ampersand is a sign for the word and. It's written or typed as the symbol &. It's a modification of the term “and per se and,” which has Latin origins. The ampersand can indicate that the listed items are grouped together as part of a name."
    
    https://writer.com/blog/ampersand/#:~:text=An%20ampersand%20is%20a%20sign,as%20part%20of%20a%20name.
12. 2024-09-03 at 6:54 PM UTC in Does anyone wish humanity would end?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka https://theweek.com/95576/tokyo-medical-school-lowered-women-s-test-scores

    
    Seems being nuked twice knocked some sense into the little Nips.
13. 2024-09-03 at 6:26 PM UTC in Selling my vintage computer collection
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Old expired card numbers are sooooo valuable.
    
    
14. 2024-09-03 at 6:15 PM UTC in Thr Surgery That Proved There Is No Free Will
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny except true communism ;)

    
    Spoken like a brainwashed leftist loon
15. 2024-09-03 at 5:52 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    TDS
16. 2024-09-03 at 5:51 PM UTC in Selling my vintage computer collection
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The Lorena Bobbitt virus would turn your hard drive into a floppy and discard it through windows.
17. 2024-09-03 at 5:48 PM UTC in Aliens Attack Tim Walz Motorcade
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina men who run the animal shelter dont expect gratitude from …. animals

    
    I don't want your gratitude and I'll have no sympathy.
18. 2024-09-03 at 5:47 PM UTC in CO² Is Natures' Plant Food
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fluttershy I believe it’s called an “ampersand”

    
    (&)
19. 2024-09-03 at 3:58 PM UTC in Aliens Attack Tim Walz Motorcade
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Post all you want. You'll get no sympathy from me.
20. 2024-09-03 at 3:22 PM UTC in Aliens Attack Tim Walz Motorcade
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    It's mine and I'll wash it as hard and fast as I want.