Posts by Speedy Parker

2024-09-06 at 6:38 PM UTC in Fona goes to Vintage Computer Festival '24

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Originally posted by Fonaplats Hi gang.
Fam and I bout to head up to Chicago for a few days in part to attend the world famous Mid-West Vintage Computer Festival.
https://vcfmw.org/

First going to spend a couple days dilly dallying around the city.

Hoping to meet up with King of Frogs and Shutterfly for some hotdogs.

FTFY

2024-09-06 at 6:34 PM UTC in Walz For Trump

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Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina whats after swine

In your case, African swine fever I would imagine.

2024-09-06 at 6:28 PM UTC in Animal Farm had a very strong effect on me

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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

2024-09-06 at 6:25 PM UTC in Selling my vintage computer collection

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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're losing your edge vinny, your comebacks used to be amusing…these days they are just mediocre at best.

His retorts have been passed more than his little brother on a Saturday night in Bangkok.

2024-09-06 at 6:17 PM UTC in Best Camouflage?

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Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina does it excites you to read about my phantasy

2024-09-06 at 6:15 PM UTC in What as the last thing in your mouth?

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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Watch out for those sugar free werthers…if you have too many it's a trip to Shitsville, North Dakota.

Lol When I was 12, one of my grandfathers was diagnosed with diabetes. Me and a cousin ate a whole bag of lemon candy sweetened with sorbitol. We were both able to shit through a screen door afterwards.

2024-09-06 at 1:03 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

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Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i believe a wire wheel does the job better

If you want to have to sand the fuck out of the wood after the wire wheel scratches the fuck out of it.

2024-09-06 at 1:01 PM UTC in Walz For Trump

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Originally posted by Kingoftoes Are you going to elaborate or leave your post at 6 words?

Pearls before swine

2024-09-06 at 6:41 AM UTC in Animal Farm had a very strong effect on me

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Originally posted by Lanny She told me you have a tiny cock

She told me she keeps your balls in her blue purse.

2024-09-06 at 6:40 AM UTC in Walz For Trump

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Originally posted by Kingoftoes Neither of them have any idea how economic policy works. Harris wants to put price caps on insulin costs (at least that's what she recently said and hasn't rolled back) and Trump wants to impose tariffs on Chinese exports.

You clearly have not a clue.

2024-09-06 at 6:38 AM UTC in I am NOT dead...

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Originally posted by RisiR † I'm awefully close to becoming that boomer, Kay. Lol. I didn't actually hurt myself.

Also, who the fuck married you? Haha. Just kidding. Congrats on that. Any kids on the way?

You can't become a boomer

2024-09-06 at 6:36 AM UTC in Putin Supports Harris

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So if an enemy of your natuon supports her...

2024-09-06 at 1:03 AM UTC in Best Camouflage?

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Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina is this how you get into your nephews room

Does it excite you have that fantasy?

2024-09-06 at 1:02 AM UTC in Selling my vintage computer collection

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Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina onky idiots will find this thank-worthy.

⬆️Triggered by thanks.

I knew he would bite.

2024-09-06 at 1 AM UTC in Animal Farm had a very strong effect on me

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Originally posted by Lanny That was a quality title. Better than anything geriatric Parker ever did

I did your mom.

2024-09-05 at 9:59 PM UTC in China Finds Fatal Weakness in U.S Military

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As President I hold the power to summon the Dáil as well as dissolve it. So as i said before, I would have all the answers the people of Ireland seek from these thieves of the working man, these disrupters of the family unit, these destructors of small businesses, and on and on and on! These charlatans in their positions of power would be summoned to answer to the people of Ireland and I would have it done by day end. Or I would be left with no choice but to dissolve the Dáil entirely. Stop the train until. The people of Ireland deserve the answers they seek. Point blank. This would be my power as President. I know very well. Ireland needs an active President employed wholly by the people of Ireland. It is me. I am the only logical choice. 2025 is upcoming…

~Conner McGregor~

2024-09-05 at 9:57 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)

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Originally posted by Bradley

2024-09-05 at 7:36 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 강성대국 건설을 위하여 전진하라!
Murdering government officials is so fucking based. They were traitors to the revolution by not doing their jobs and allowing American Sanctions and natural disaster to harm the economic growth of glorious Korean democratic peoples Republic. They should be replaced by advanced Juche-AI automatons that are loyal to the Eternal Family. Glory to the Kim Family! 1000 years of prosperity! 주체사상으로 조국을 빛내자! 전진하라!
조선의 힘으로 세계를 압도하자!

That will teach the next group of officials to drink more water when it rains.

2024-09-05 at 7:35 PM UTC in Animal Farm had a very strong effect on me

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⬆️This what meth does to your brain kids, don't do meth.

2024-09-05 at 7:31 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)

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The first on would work as camouflage at an Anarcho-Capitalist Halloween party.

The third one looks like a pride parade in Botswana.

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