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2023-03-28 at 1:35 PM UTC in I'll be 40 soon.
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2023-03-28 at 1:34 PM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poor
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2023-03-28 at 2:31 AM UTC in At a full-serve station, someone pulled up next to the pumps on the wrong side, with the gas cap away from the pump.I'm not sure if they've changed it. But in New Jersey in the 90s it was unlawful to pump your own gas. There were no self service pumps.
*edit* The 1949 Retail Gasoline Dispensing Safety Act is still in effect in New Jersey. -
2023-03-28 at 2:28 AM UTC in I'll be 40 soon.
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2023-03-28 at 2:26 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2023-03-28 at 2:23 AM UTC in Scientists Predict There's 90% Chance Civilization Will Collapse Within 'Decades'
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2023-03-28 at 12:10 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2023-03-28 at 12:09 AM UTC in NOTHING, FOREVER AI generated Sitcom. It's a show about nothingI wanted to scrub my eyes out with a rusty brillo pad after watching 30 seconds of this shit.
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2023-03-27 at 11:54 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The four boxes of American liberty are the soapbox, the jury box, the ballot box, and the cartridge box.
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2023-03-27 at 11:42 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2023-03-27 at 11:40 PM UTC in I'll be 40 soon.
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2023-03-27 at 9:18 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2023-03-27 at 9:16 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
Originally posted by Obbe Sounds like something a fat pussy would say.
That sounds like something a real life pussy would type on the internet.
Originally posted by Obbe Why are you so intent on "being right" on a dying niche fringe forum community in a niche thread where everyone thinks you're cringe and being a retard?
Oh the irony... -
2023-03-27 at 8:42 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2023-03-27 at 8:41 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionThe cause of death is the specific injury or disease that leads to death.
The manner of death is the determination of how the injury or disease leads to death. There are five manners of death (natural, accident, suicide, homicide, and undetermined). -
2023-03-27 at 8:33 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2023-03-27 at 4:24 PM UTC in I'll be 40 soon.
Originally posted by Donald Trump Recently I was shocked to find out the GG is actually 41. I was sure that she was 35, due to how slavs write their 1s. The whole thing has me thinking about what it's like to turn 40. I'm 39 this year. For me turning 30 was a big deal, and caused me to have a major crisis and lose a bunch of weight and turn narcissistic, using anti aging cream and stuff. Back then I felt so much younger, and didn't want to age. Now, I kinda don't care and I kinda want to die. What is it like from here?
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2023-03-27 at 4:23 PM UTC in ISO Poast's Trolling the Underworld video series
Originally posted by Poast I deleted all my socials and pulled my content years ago. Went on a pretty good run making compilations afterward, of all my old party footage and online content smashed together in music video format. Shit is really dumb and out of context but hilarious to me. Only shared those with my close friends. My Mom Is Dead and I spent a summer making knives and cooler stuff together and I made some vids of that which came out funny/informative.
As for how I’ve been, last July I fucked up my back after I spit in my hand and bitch slapped a guy way more card than me. My drinking had been getting particularly out of hand, was blacking out way easier and faster, doing more and more dangerous illegal shit spontaneously. Shocked I’ve never been arrested for public intoxication or worse after all the shady shit I’ve done at night black out drunk.
So I decided to give up partying, 255 days no booze, no cigs. Got a new girl and moved away from the Eureka party scene. Got a new job closer to home. Built a garden. Learning leather craft. Trying to get fit and put away some cash. Trying to minimize my suffering during the hard times ahead. All in all I’d say that I made a pretty good escape given all the terrible stuff I did. Living with chronic pain as a result but it can be managed with diet and exercise.
Glad you guys still think about our videos. We had a ton of fun making them and they were like a time capsule of OMGPLZDNTBAN and I’s friendship near the end of his time in Eureka. If it wasn’t for you guys, I seriously doubt we would have made so much content, and I’m happy to keep it all to remember him by. OMG just kind of shit the bed by dying. Took the wind out of my sails. Sorry about the old footage, but the world is to sensitive these days for how retarded we were back then. And the prospect of explaining to a boss or judge why we did the things we did is just too surreal and nightmarish. Maybe someday I’ll reupload the stash if I’m extremely comfortable but it’s under lock and key for now.
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2023-03-27 at 3:13 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2023-03-27 at 3:10 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
Originally posted by Donald Trump
"Upgraded" T62MVs on their way to the front.
Hitler spent the war dreaming of wonderwaffen, like the King Tiger and the V2 rocket.
Stalin said quantity has a quality all of its own.
Don't worry, Ukraine will get like 12 Leopard tanks some day soon.
Stalin could never have defeated Germany alone
