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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I suppose you mistook me for your father.

    My father got laid you loser.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
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    I bought this in 8 track format at 12 years old the year it was released. I chose 8 track for 2 reasons. First I was 12 and didn't know any better. 2nd I had just got one of these for Christmas that year.





  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sweet I only dislike DontTellEm because of this CandyRein incident. Before that I just didn't care much about her one way or the other.

    I'm keeping my options open. DTE is a bartender and you never know if i could wander into her bar and need her services. CR on the other hand could be useful if I ever need my butt wiped.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers If it's not MPD, it could also be that you are bipolar. Do you often feel like you're happy and then suddenly you're angry/sad or whatever? I would visit a therapy just to be sure. Having said that, just having bad thoughts is completely normal but most people do not act on it. The amount of times I see a father with his kid and I think to myself "Imagine I kick the kid" is uncountable. Of course, I'd never do such a horrible thing but I do have fucked up thoughts sometimes but I never act on it. I thought I was a weirdo but I read many people have this.

    Or it could be that both of you are just losers
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Bragging about your join date on a forum that has been dead for 14 years is so sad.
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    Because it's stupid and lazy
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse No

    ⬆️ this
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    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm a simple man: I want sex, I get married. For now I don't have my life in order, so I will have to get my shit together first. It's gonna take a while though, perhaps I will die before that moment, but as long as I try to get there, that's all that matters to me.

    You will die a virgin. Your only hope is to find a tribe of Muslim goat fuckers and join them.
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    Originally posted by Michael Myers Jimin from BTS. Probably the biggest band in the entire world of the early 2020s.

    Never heard of em
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat i have i juries all over including like a red ring with yellow scab in middle.

    I hope it rots off and gets kicked into a patch of thorny weeds.
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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You do know we'll have to pin them down and shave them by force.

    You could just use one of these filled with Nair.

  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sweet



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I heard the 4th was spared to tell the others.

    That's your function
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yeah, but that's after he beat three men to death with a cane.

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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Post some pictures of you throwing flames, speedy. Show us what a badass you are

    I was going to but you just fucked it up for everyone else. Way to go....
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    I struggle with finding intelligence in the OP
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