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  1. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    sophie killed kafka
  2. The tail would actually improve social interaction. If the guy was happy, he'd be wagging. If he was sad, his tail would be in a tuck position. If it's stiff and straight, you know they're wary. You could instantly judge a person's mood simply by the positioning and movement of their tail.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai Like I said, if you're completely unwilling to accept that evolution is imperfect,


    what do you mean by perfect or imperfect? natural selection is just a whittling down process

    Originally posted by Meikai then calories are king. Maintaining eyes when they're useless is wasted energy (especially if you've compensated with sense of smell, or taste, as is the case with snakes - which are presumed to have evolved from a subterranean liserd population). Maintaining UV protective pigments when there's no UV is wasted energy. Maintaining prehensile tails when you have opposable thumbs and a massive brain is wasted energy (so long as 200 calories devoted to a brain confers a great benefit than 200 calories devoted to a tail, why would you expect evolution to maintain the tail?).

    I don't know if I buy this. selection works one step at a time, so the bulk of the population would need to be facing a major caloric deficit already for the tailless darwinspawn to outbreed God's favoured monkeys, and Africa's always had plenty (if the Out of Africa theory is to be believed anyway).
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I agree.

    inshallah
  5. I actually picture each member here as a different animal.
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you should make a list


    I'd better have a cool tail
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Imagine a lady walking by, dressed to the nines, sporting a blue crocodile Hermès Birkin handbag held aloft by her tail.

    Do you imagine there would be a hole in her skirt for the tail or would it just poke out under the hem?
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I actually picture each member here as a different animal.

    So like wariat is a dung beetle, Bradley is a scrawny hyena, of course you cast me as a rat, Sophie was a slimy serpent, scron is a cross between Sid and the squirrel from Ice Age, Lanny is toy poodle with unexpressed glands which drags its ass across the carpet leaving brown streaks, Vinnie is a mosquito, you are plaid chameleon trying to hide on a paisley background, Aldra is like the owl from the old tootsie pop commercial who's wisdom only go three links before it jumps to conclusions, Bill Krozby was Daffy Duck and Goofy rolled into one, Well Hung is fat disgusting 3 legged bore with broken tusks and a missing tail, and Obbe is Eyore the donkey.
  9. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix sophie killed kafka
  10. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So like wariat is a dung beetle, Bradley is a scrawny hyena, of course you cast me as a rat, Sophie was a slimy serpent, scron is a cross between Sid and the squirrel from Ice Age, Lanny is toy poodle with unexpressed glands which drags its ass across the carpet leaving brown streaks, Vinnie is a mosquito, you are plaid chameleon trying to hide on a paisley background, Aldra is like the owl from the old tootsie pop commercial who's wisdom only go three links before it jumps to conclusions, Bill Krozby was Daffy Duck and Goofy rolled into one, Well Hung is fat disgusting 3 legged bore with broken tusks and a missing tail, and Obbe is Eyore the donkey.

    u oksu
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The tail would actually improve social interaction. If the guy was happy, he'd be wagging. If he was sad, his tail would be in a tuck position. If it's stiff and straight, you know they're wary. You could instantly judge a person's mood simply by the positioning and movement of their tail.

    what am i? am i even considered a member here? or is being the sole reason the site even exists in the first place not equivalent to membership?
  12. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    imagine being a "member"
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I actually picture each member here as a different animal.

    What am I
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Incessant What am I

    A narcissist
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    ,murder!
  16. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker A narcissist

    Lol
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Sophie </3

  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Sophie Broken heart 😂
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Sophie Broken heart 😂

    It should have been you that died but this world is only for demons so you're still here.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra inshallah

    Most people write it like that, but it's supposed to be written like "In shaa Allah."
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