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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by That forum guy that helps you understand sarcasm I think he opened a bar and pressed kafka off the forum

    He's dead
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    avulsion fracture
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    I wonder how OP killed himself.
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    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man One consensus is to shoot blue helmets, the other is to shoot californians. Im torn.

    They're not mutually exclusive.
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    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Lolcows are milked. Mongoloid retort failure^

    Steer are butchered
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    Biden wants to block the sun just like Mr Burns.

    https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/44667/20230703/biden-opens-doors-to-geoengineering-atmospheric-chemical-altering-plan-to-block-sunlight-to-limit-global-warming.htm


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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hi, I'm Kane (no not Kane West)

    Are you Joe Kucan?
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    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I'm on my phone Idk how to flip the pic I can't read inverted. What's that say

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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Russians could obliterate Ukraine within hours.

    Current events prove that to be incorrect
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Russia is soon going to attack the West with the entirety of its forces. The King of the North, as mentioned in the Book of Revelations.

    Russia can't even conquer Ukraine you Bible thumping chump.
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    Originally posted by Obbe Some of the people trying to "defeat me" (as -SpectraL puts it) aren't being genuine. Jiggaboo_Johnson for example accepts the reality of our changing climate and the effect human activity has had on it, as evidenced by his posts early on in this very thread, but has since decided it is more fun to just be a troll. I suspect Xlite is coming from a similar place, he doesn't seem to be actually stupid enough to fall for the propaganda he posts. But his trolling commentary is definitely more contemptful, he probably still feels slighted by some interaction between us I've forgotten about.

    Scaredy Prepper and -SpectraL on the other hand do appear to be genuinely upset.

    I haven't posted in over a month and I'm still in your head.
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    The coal burnt to power this useless thread would destroy the planet if any of this shit was real.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm a bot. Ask me anything.

    Where is The Brass Monkey?
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    Originally posted by jerryb If that's the way it went down then good on you. Reason I stay out of bars, always some dicks wanting to start shit.

    I'd been laid up in the house for a month and had cabin fever. I had to old lady drop me at the bar whole she went for groceries just to get out of the house. I never got to taste my second PBR. That's how fast it escalated. It's just a damned good thing I've spent decades with my head on swivel and learning to use common objects as effective weapons. The trick is not to hit with hands.
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    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Wait is he the cane guy who gets all political and frothy at the bar

    If that lame FAGGOT got all political with me I'd bash his ASS in with my walker



    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just as well. His nose was already taken.

    Come at me bitches
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    Originally posted by Fox I just know that I don’t speak to police on principle. If they think they have enough to arrest and charge me they can have at it. I choose my battles unlike you who apparently gets into random bar fights over political differences, so if I am ever brandishing my weapon I’m using it and the other guy won’t be around to play “he said she said”

    You should probably not carry a gun. You're too stupid and would just end up in jail.
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