Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2023-07-20 at 12:54 PM UTC in There are 8 other US states in which I would reside... two of those eight states are Pennsylvania and Ohio...
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I"m thinking about living in Oregon or Washington at some point, then I want to try Maine/Connecticut somewhere right around there.
   
   I wanna hit all the compas points even if it's just for a couple months. I did wisconsin for 27 years, florida for 1 1/2 so far, arizona for 3 months, I think it's fun.

   
   It gets old soon trust me.
2. 2023-07-20 at 12:48 PM UTC in Bugs, death and dinner
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy There was both ground and rod.

   
   Stick to making cut rate DIY videos and leave the jokes to the professionals on streaming platforms.
3. 2023-07-20 at 12:46 PM UTC in Corn on the Curb
   

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   ½ cup salt
   ½ cup sugar
   1 gallon water
4. 2023-07-20 at 12:44 PM UTC in Pick a new mom
   

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   All of them are cows or pigs
5. 2023-07-20 at 12:42 PM UTC in This J[/b]ewish Reporter or Observer is Right
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Pete Green you're a broken record in a projector room

   
   Can you just die already?
6. 2023-07-20 at 12:39 PM UTC in Corn on the Curb
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by trippymindfuk That's how my grandpa always did his corn on the cob, he wrapped it husk and all with wet paper towels and microwaved it. Works really well, the silk and all that crap come off pretty easily too. I haven't met too many other people that microwave their corn on the cob

   
   It's better if you just soak it in water and set in the coals of a small fire
7. 2023-07-20 at 12:13 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)
   

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   That's like bragging about being the best turd in the septic tank.
8. 2023-07-20 at 11:05 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe Oh look, another video I didn't watch that contradicts everything I've posted in this thread.

   
   FTFY
9. 2023-07-20 at 11:01 AM UTC in I hope everything gets worse and I'd like to see it at it's worst.
   

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   The only way OP would survive would be as a bitch.
10. 2023-07-20 at 10:56 AM UTC in Bugs, death and dinner
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy video]
    
    
    I cut UFO mystery space Stick outta my way.

    
    
    That is a grounding rod
11. 2023-07-20 at 6:38 AM UTC in Updating our laundry room
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ His wife has him in the garage??

    
    He's not house trained yet
12. 2023-07-20 at 6:36 AM UTC in Has science gone too far?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ projectshun

    
    You can't stand it when someone else has my attention for even a few moments
13. 2023-07-19 at 8:34 PM UTC in There are 8 other US states in which I would reside... two of those eight states are Pennsylvania and Ohio...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Speedy Parker lives in Nevada.

    
    Wrong
14. 2023-07-19 at 8:33 PM UTC in Is Frala the only cunt left here?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Working as intended.

    
    I already knew that...
15. 2023-07-19 at 8:32 PM UTC in Hey there fine people
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lonely ?

    
    Thirsty?
16. 2023-07-19 at 8:32 PM UTC in Updating our laundry room
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll have you know he does not serve coffee.
    
    He's a rickshaw driver.

    
    There is not a steering wheel on a rickshaw.
17. 2023-07-19 at 8:31 PM UTC in I hope everything gets worse and I'd like to see it at it's worst.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So you heard it here folks..when poo hits the spinning wheel, head to speedy's place for all your alcohol, yeast, tater and sugar needs.

    
    Try it, see how that plays out.
18. 2023-07-19 at 8:30 PM UTC in Friends Letting a Friend Die and Laughing
    

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19. 2023-07-19 at 8:27 PM UTC in Friends Letting a Friend Die and Laughing
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Always carry a blackjack around specifically for people who are drowning.
    

    
    BTW that is not a blackjack
20. 2023-07-19 at 8:27 PM UTC in CANDY TOOK DOWN HER PICS OOOOOOOOOoo
    

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    Originally posted by Bombay Trap Star I revealed her lies

    
    That would not fit anything I own