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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pinch yourself? If you don't feel anything, that means you're dead.

    What if you feel the pinch with your fingers but in the spot pinched?
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I'm a Frisbetarian monk.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 So why did you want to open a bar sir

    EVER SEEN A CLOCKWORK ORANGE?? 🥛

    I'm not opening a bar, I'm buying a restaurant with a liquor license.
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    He's a nobody
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Your a man with literally no balls period full stop.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai I hope totse2k1 burns your shit down and they rule it an arson and you can't get insurance, so you die in poverty. I hope you're there when it happens and smoke inhalation leads to health complications which make the final decade of your life especially miserable. Like, if you had a stroke or something and lost the ability to string a sentence together, the world would improve slightly (and this forum dramatically).

    Thanks for letting me the butthurt I've inflicted upon you runs bone deep.

    Originally posted by Pete Green Hey, I had to come back just for this. RULE 1: Dont talk about Patch-Fight Club . Rule 2: Go see Rule 1


    You're a fucking glowie or a stupid mother fucker who thinks because he was a former Prospect that his BOYS at the bar are gonna go to prison or take a life for your bitch ass,

    And you shouldn't think that YOURE the only one who knows MC around here. MOTHER FUCKER

    I DONT DROP NAMES> ALL YOU DO IS BLOW_HARD ABOUT YOUR FED FRIENDS AND YOU RATTING OUT FOR MONEY AND YOU SET FIRES FOR INSURANCE MONEY BUT AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED IN THE 1980S SO STATUTE OF LIMITATION IS UP

    RICO, MOTHER FUCKER.

    1. Never even been a hang around buttercup. I've had various business dealings with several clubs (1%) in multiple states over the years and know the culture from perspective you can't imagine.

    2. See reply to previous victim.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 omg and if u grt licensed to perform marriages you can even do the ceremony & make it official!

    I've been able to perform legal marriage ceremonies since the mid 90s.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I just watched that for about the 15th time earlier this year. One of my favorite scenes was the one in the beginning of this clip. I always enjoyed the choreography... The music...The violence...


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    Discuss...
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 How many death lasers should I put you down for

    All of them +1
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Nothing political to it. That's just the limits of the building. Besides the majority of toilets most of us use have always been single occupancy unisex facilities. What do you think the bathrooms in single family dwellings and apartments are. Not everything has to do with politics, Practicality...
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    You and Obbie should date, but don't do it here. Get a room.
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    Here is what the climate moron masses don't get. One of their gurus is Obama. If Obama really believed in climate change and the predicted catastrophic rise of sea levels why did he buy a 12 million dollar oceanfront mansion which is only about 20 to 30 feet above sea level right now? Hell the highest point on the while island is only like 300 plus feet. The global e,ite say climate change rising seas OMG. Do you think the insurance companies they control would give a policy on a property they believed would be underwater in less than 10 years?

    They blindly follow what ever there programmers release for consumption without ever questioning?
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley i made a lot of bad decisions but everyone says im in the right cuz i couldn't believe what i was seeing, i filmed 17 seconds of it, and uh that was a bad idea but i live of florida where people have common sense so everything is ont he guy jackin off for 15 seconds int he video ok

    so

    umm yeah i made some bad decisions by posting on facebook and asking what i should do cuz i need to sleep before work

    n uh my roommate made me take it down, i gotta do 1 semester then move away to florida international university in kendel 20 miles south and make my great departure, i can't find housing for 500 a month in downtown miami the 6th most expensivef cityi n the world so it works for me and he has no money so it works for him, free housing, i pay electric, water, internet, and i need to go to school for 1 more semester.

    You're not right until you help get this sick off the streets. Seeing evil and do nothing is evil.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not a single moment of his waking hours is spent NOT thinking about homosexual acts.

    We already knew that of you but thanks for the public confession.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If Earth was a prison planet there wouldn't be such luxuries as Donuts or Asian spa rub downs.

    Did they not have doughnuts back home when you were growing up? Or was your mum dumped by a GI after the war and forbid you to eat this delicious American confection as a lad?
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny [the armchair law expert levels up into an expert political scientist]

    Only in your expert armchair armchair expert opinion
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai Ermmm… that chihuahua is fucking adorable though…

    Don't be mean.

    Also Paris Hilton is hella pretty.

    Chihuahuas can be cool if they are not raised as sissies. Paris Hilton is a pigdog.


    Dog with pig




    Pig with dog


  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy






    Originally posted by Haxxor eczema, specifically Dyshidrosis

    He might be on to something...

    https://dermnetnz.org/topics/dyshidrotic-eczema
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Not if you want to look them in the eyes before pulling the trigger.

    Looking in the eye denot3s eye contact. Eye contact can not be achieved via a scope. You have failed at being silly.
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