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2023-08-12 at 10:29 PM UTC in How hard could it really be to sell Kr0z Dogs?So this happened right after I bought my 1st cart. I got a call from some magazine (never heard of it before and can't rememberit now) that focused on parks and recreation. They were doing an article on a public park in the greater Tampa area with photos of the park. For reasons they didn't say and I didn't care enough to ask they wanted a hot dog cart in the background of several shots. They actually paid me $400 to haul my cart about 1 hour each way, set it up, and sit there for 5 hours and fuck around in the park while they took shots.
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2023-08-12 at 10:23 PM UTC in How hard could it really be to sell Kr0z Dogs?
Originally posted by β$Pβ³C3πππππ»κ°ββ Οβ κ±ππΏπͺ$H33Pππ cuz he's a faggot lol
BOOOO!! it's pretty heavily regulated here too like when I worked at a hotdog cart we kept it spotless becuase health inspectors would do undercover inspections and shit, so we always assumed anyone could be an AGENT and would wipe down and clean everything every hour
The license was cheap to be a vendor but the city charged operating fees if you wanted to sell downtown which was VERY EXPENSIVE like you could easily just not make profit if you didn't sell enough, I thought about doing it myself but even with the cheapest cart I would have to profit every day i'm out there or else I would be eating operating costs left and right
also there were laws like you couldn't advertise to people specifically like HEY SIR you had to have the person talk to you first before you could tell them prices or something , it was weird.
In Florida I had several carts at one point. I found hot chick's, gave them 25% of the net profit, and stuck them near construction sites, meat plants, light industrial areas ect. and dressed them in thong bikinis. It worked great, everyone who had a dog cart and a brain was doing it and making bank. Then they passed a law saying it was distracting to traffic and caused accidents. Pffft -
2023-08-12 at 10:18 PM UTC in DeSavage Says Death To Pedos
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2023-08-12 at 8:02 PM UTC in The horrifying results of defunding the police
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2023-08-12 at 8 PM UTC in Thinking of Vacationing
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2023-08-12 at 7:59 PM UTC in How hard could it really be to sell Kr0z Dogs?
Originally posted by β$Pβ³C3πππππ»κ°ββ Οβ κ±ππΏπͺ$H33Pππ Well that's fucking bullshit. It's like $150 to get a food vendor license here and a business license is also reasonably priced. I'm guessing you don't have many "low end" food trucks in florida as you almost need a small bank loan or some half assed savings just to start out? That's insane.
I thought Florida was supposed to be a low tax easy to start a business, less government fuckery state but everything I read seems to say otherwise
Food service is heavily regulated in Florida. I know. I had a Florida food managers license and that's where I ran the hot dog cart I used to owm. -
2023-08-12 at 7:57 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2023-08-12 at 7:56 PM UTC in DeSavage Says Death To Pedos
Originally posted by Pete Green i used the razor kit to pick the lock on the Narco-distribution cabinet
When I was 12 there was this kid in the neighborhood like you. No matter what you said he would come back aomething like, Oh yeah, well I'd take "insert something you just said" and do something impossible with it. -
2023-08-12 at 7:52 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2023-08-12 at 6:20 PM UTC in DeSavage Says Death To Pedos
Originally posted by Pete Green Suicide kit. Razor Blade, instructions pamphlet to "Walk up the Center Divide instead of Crossing the Road"
I lack the jpg to go with this.
The orderly is looking for you. It would be best if you stepped away from the nurses computer and went quietly back to your rubber room. -
2023-08-12 at 6:14 PM UTC in How hard could it really be to sell Kr0z Dogs?
Originally posted by Bradley My friend was a dishwasher that used paper plates at home.
He hated his postmortem new best friend Paul Wozny.
He did not leave a final statement other than EEEEEEEEEe,eeeeeeeee and then I Think red, fona, and I got voicemails from him at 352am on a Wednesday.
u get some boiling water bins, make one kinda cold with a bag of ice, buns and condiments in one, hot dogs warming in the hot water, push this cart somewhere dope and just start charging people 5$ for the Willy Wimper or whatever cuz you put a fifth of a dried out ghost pepper and some hot sauce
fuckin good hot dogs are like .80$ probably less in bulk, if u buy the cheap ones they're like .30 for everyone, buns are 2$ for 12, condiments are free, and pickles onions etc
shit charge 4$, 3 for 10 or do 5$ with your choice of a cheap bag of chips and a cold soda.
1 nigga could easily make some money standing at a touristy spot selling weiners, chips and sodas.
I wouldn't call it Kr0z dogs cuz that will never work, I'd call it Willy's Wow Wieners.
That will cost you a minimum of 4 grand to operate legally in the state of Florida not counting equipment and inventory. -
2023-08-12 at 6:10 PM UTC in Fona does NASCAR
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I'm heading to Indianapolis Motor Speedway for a day of racing.
Are you jelly?
My wife got free tickets but didn't know which day was better and she picked Saturday.
Still though free and excited.
30 years ago maybe jealous. NASCAR budlighted itself when it went to periods.
Only three things are supposed to have periods. Hockey, sentences, and women. -
2023-08-12 at 6:06 PM UTC in Thinking of Vacationing
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2023-08-12 at 6:05 PM UTC in Brady Raphael is a dumb name. *P.I. LEAK*
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2023-08-12 at 6:02 PM UTC in DeSavage Says Death To Pedos
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2023-08-12 at 5:56 PM UTC in The Merchant that doesn't Add Up.
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2023-08-12 at 5:54 PM UTC in Thinking of Vacationing
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2023-08-12 at 5:51 PM UTC in Thinking of Vacationing
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2023-08-12 at 5:48 PM UTC in DeSavage Says Death To PedosIn April the Florida legislature, in a 34 - 5 vote approved CS/CS/HB 1297 and DeSavage signed it into law. Effective as of 01OCT23 anyone in the State of Florida who commits sexual battery against a person 12 or under will be eligible for capital punishment with only an 8 - 4 vote from the sentencing jury.
https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2023/1297/ByVersionCapital Sexual Battery; Provides for death sentences for certain child sexual offenders; provides for separate death penalty proceedings in such cases; provides for findings & recommended sentences by jury; provides for imposition of sentence of life imprisonment or death; provides requirements for court order in support of death sentence; provides for automatic review of sentences of death; specifies aggravating factors & mitigating circumstances; provides for victim impact evidence; authorizes state to appeal from sentence on specified grounds.
Bradley may have to dump some of his gurls... -
2023-08-12 at 3:54 PM UTC in Thinking of Vacationing
Originally posted by Pete Green Alone time. She got to go see friends. I said when you come back maybe we can go to San Diego or Santa Barbara for a few days. She said "hell no. 1 vacation per year is enough"
so fuck it. I'm thinking of going to Vegas. they're going to tear down the Hotel I love so much. the Tropicana to build the new Las Vegas A's after stealing them from Oakland. Not only are they taking our last professional sports team but they're going to tear down the Tropicana on top of it and build it right there. Mind you, it's across the street from the Parking lot that the Shooter killed 50 plus people.
that's pretty twisted. on top o fit. they never turned it into a memorial park or something you would expect. NOOO its just waiting to be bought up.
Fuck Vegas, I think I'll go to Reno instead.
the Bungalos are next to the pool. get a room there if you ever go before they tear it down. they're really NEATO
You can't afford to.
