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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    But, if you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree it will live it's whole life thinking it's stupid.

    So all you stupid fish stop trying to climb trees. Be a genius and swim.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai I do not. Of course, there are 0 men interested in PUA shit so that's not particularly relevant. I know what boys want, and it's to get laid.

    Boys are not men
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    He's probably downloading it for the kid that bullied him out of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway yesterday.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nope

    Even longer?
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you missed an asian country in there

  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai No. I'm saying that I'm not claiming to have vast insight as a result of my having ingested lots of estrogen. I'm not offering the inside scoop. What I do have is some small, male-typical insight gained by not being a virgin. I can talk on the matter of "what guys who really wanna get laid should do" because I was a guy who really wanted to get laid and succeeded, where far more physically attractive males than I ever was have failed.

    Not because I'm a tranny. The fact that I'm a tranny only emphasizes how little any of the shit incels (read: the target demo for PUA shit) care about actually matters. I'm a fucking weirdo and always have been, but I don't know my own eye color (let alone my canthal tilt) and that's why I'm not gonna die a virgin.

    You have no clue what men want.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ not denying having a twitch account


    Nor confirming, you're just going to have to wonder.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ have a twitch account

    I know about many things I don't use. You know about many things you can't afford.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Candy why don't you care what's going on in Africa?

    Same reason I don't care about what is happening in Ireland, Wales, or Germany probably. I don't live in any of those places.
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    Originally posted by Pete Green No she wanted me to go but I didn't have money to go at the moment.

    THATS WHY!!

    Idiot

    But you said you were gonna go to Reno while she was gone. Is Reno cheaper than where she went?
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green Alone time. She got to go see friends.







    Originally posted by jerryb If I was broke my wife would pay my way. He needs a better woman if she can't help a nigga out.

    This

    Originally posted by Bradley Not his wife and she left him awhile ago he just won't admit it again

    And this
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai I mean, I really really don't. But niggas like this…



    … got so worked up about their inability to get laid that they murdered multiple people. Elliot Rodger wasn't ugly - he was a way more conventionally attractive male than I ever was, and he died a virgin. He wasn't a broke, bummy nigga either. Same for Alek Minassian. What they were, was desperate. And extremely picky, in the case of Rodger I guess. There was almost certainly a qt3.14 blonde gril out there who'd have jumped his bones… if he could have been less supremely autistic about finding one.

    I'm not saying "be voluntarily celibate and pussy will magically fall in your laps, young incel bros" but if you care about shit like your canthal tilt - if you're aware of shit like "canthal tilt" - that's fucking weird, and desperate, and creepy. Look at normal people and be like them. ie don't be self-aware.

    So your saying at least your not a serial killer or a homicidal loon?
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Lol he still thinks Fonzie is cool.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Show us how on twitch
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley You lie a lot.

    Does the fact that you've accomplished absolutely nothing in life force you to imagine others haven't as well in order to cope?
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Hts is a woman in Canada, dont be decided ñ sexist

    HTS is a man who's parents named him Sean that stuck a highlighter up his ass and had the genius inspiration to tell the internet.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green Ohhhh hurrrrrrr the inner 5th grade LOL so much

    You've used that like 4 times this month.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny took you 4 minutes to make this ?

    It took you 2 hours and 35 minutes to type that?
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    Originally posted by Pete Green No he lost it. it's balding on top

    I have lots of hair for my age. You're really confused

    Your hairline was so high ten years ago you didn't have a forehead, you had a fivehead. It's probably a six or sevenhead by now.
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