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Posts by Speedy Parker

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    eye herpes
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    I wouldn't own a .380
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    Fuck off, I got work to do.
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    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Not sure what pizza you're making, but mine let out a feint, "help me!".

    Cooking live pizza is barbaric
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    Originally posted by Fox Einstein: Time is relative

    Everyone else: Wtf no it’s not

    Einstein: I made a statement that you’re disputing that means you have to prove me wrong, dumbass. Otherwise, I’m right

    Recent history is matter of records

    Apple orange you fail agai6
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    Originally posted by POLECAT well getting a rat to eat the bait is not that easy unless you put the bait in the trash and leave it on the porch for them to bust into and rummage in on there own

    Sounds to me like they already have the run of the place. But hey, keep shooting your shack full of lead....
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    Peanut butter and baking soda makes rats pop.
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    Originally posted by jerryb Lets see now, I can believe some unknown person on the internet or believe my own eyes. Pretty hard decision folks.

    Don't believe your lying eyes

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    Originally posted by jerryb Yeah I get ornery as fuck without my morning coffee. Enough to cause a fella to gas a bitch.

    Pizzas don't scream when you shove them in the oven.
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    Originally posted by Chios Honey It doesn't WORK THAT WAY Fuck Face. YOU SUPPLY THE SOURCE before anyone can counter

    I made a statement that you disputed. Your dispute is meaningful only if you can back it up.

    Me: The sky is blue.

    You: No it isn't you just repeated something someone else said that is wrong.

    Me: Prove I'm wrong other than because you say so.

    You: *crickets*


  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chios Honey gross. unless you get them deep fried from the Wharf. I forgot the name of the open market that would put them on butter milk biscuits. eat like 3 or 4 of them (like slider burger size.. small) with Heineken beer with my friends back in the mid early 80s. (it was just a group trend.. any beer would of worked but the first time we drank Heiny beer and it stuck)




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    Originally posted by Chios Honey his right breast is angrier than the left.

    FTFYF
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    Originally posted by Fox Rat files!!!

    RAT files are usually saved in a plain text format which is why they can be edited and opened with the use of any text editor.
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    Originally posted by Chios Honey at least I'm not riding in one like the kids at the theater after watching Jack Ass the Movie. stupid fucking kids

    2002 called to say STFU Pauliwog

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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny probably a bud lite mirror that turns the bulge in the crotch section into a recess.

    Probably not yellow jelly...

  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I bought this Budweiser mirror at a charity auction benefiting The Arch Project Youth. A local 501c3 which is a school to teach children of any demographic music in Northern Mohave County Arizona.

    The Project Arch Youth

    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100068677344576&mibextid=ZbWKwL


    I also bid on and won a two nights at the Hualapai Mountain Resort located 30 minutes east of Kingman

    Hualapai Mountain Resort

    https://hmresort.org/


    Between my winning bids the 50/50 tickets and the raffle tickets (which one me 2 haircus from a local old school barbershop) I donated $750 from my pocket not my business.

    All in all it was a great day and in 20 minutes it's going to get even better.
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    Originally posted by Rape Monster I thought this thread would be about you killing Paul Wozny and his rotting toe

    No need, they will kill each other.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you cant do that without access to live bullert wounds ?

    lucky you arent a mars rover engineer.


    You obviously can't even with access to videos using accepted standard testing methods. Luckily you only serve coffee...

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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny



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