Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2023-10-02 at 12:26 PM UTC in How come I'm not getting hired
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey because of stress causes my meds to work against my stress and rage you fucking knuckle headed fuck. I am having a hard time with stress. I grew up working harder than I should have. I lived in a time when your boss jumped on your ass especially at union sites. today they're just so fucking slow and annoying and rude.
   
   I had to be nice even though in my head I wanted to gouge their FUCKING eyes out

   
   I lived in the same time moron
   
   

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny isnt it like your only skill in life involves shoving cold leads into the anus of a gun so that it can turn them into a hot leads.

   
   no
2. 2023-10-02 at 12:23 PM UTC in UK Online Safety Bill Passes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey You're a lying mother fucker. I remember you saying she was a Jew

   
   Your memory, like everything else about you, sucks. I said I did the Brady Bunch with a Jewish woman for ten years you idiot.
3. 2023-10-02 at 12:18 PM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclub
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey You're not worth SHIT. You are not top Choice Grade A. you're a dumb fucking hillbilly faggot

   
   And yet I am happier and more successful than you and your rotting toe
4. 2023-10-02 at 2:47 AM UTC in How come I'm not getting hired
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey I was a Banker then worked at their HQ in Credit Sales
   
   I got a T3R security clearance Level 2 when I worked in ATM security monitoring
   
   I worked for a Title company in payroll
   
   I worked as a Maintenance worker for 2 different Hotels.
   
   I was a car rental agent at SFO during the 1989 Earthquake (that wasn't fun at all.. people bleeding and shit)
   
   Night Manager for a Hotel with 250 rooms
   
   
   I did all kinds of shit in my life. I have an associates in Hotel Business Management worked on getting a Bachelors but dropped out about 17 units short

   
   And yet you can't even make it as an uber driver.
   
   
5. 2023-10-02 at 2:46 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey I have to get in touch with my cousins on this one. I have relatives in Kingman Az. I haven't seen since age 12 or so.
   
   this should be good. and they're old school residence. they're younger than my Father but his cousins. they're like in their late 70s now.

   
   You do what you need to pauliwog.
   
   Today I raised $765 for a no kill animal shelter.
   
   What did you do to help others today?
6. 2023-10-02 at 2:16 AM UTC in Pollacks in Lodz
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat whats her worth to society?

   
   Still more than yours...
   
   
7. 2023-10-02 at 2:15 AM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclub
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey attacks the one guy who more or less agreed with you. useful tactics im sure.

   
   Unlike you, my sense of self worth is not dependent upon people agreeing with me.
8. 2023-10-02 at 2:14 AM UTC in UK Online Safety Bill Passes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey Darth meeting his Son's mom for the first time
   
   "Do you like Anti-Semitic jokes"?
   
   Her: Oh sure.. anything to trigger my parents.

   
   My son's mother was scotch irish dumbass.
9. 2023-10-02 at 2:14 AM UTC in UK Online Safety Bill Passes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey Does the Mother of your son who has duel citizenship laugh at that joke?

   
   My son's mother was not a dual citizen dillweed.
10. 2023-10-02 at 2:13 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Xlite Will thar be free food and booze for nis members?

    
    no
11. 2023-10-02 at 2:12 AM UTC in How come I'm not getting hired
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey its one of the many things I did in life. yes I worked in Produce collectively for maybe 5 years so its just a job to chill on until the average person decides to move on.

    
    Translation: "When I can get it working in a grocery store produce department is my peak."
12. 2023-10-02 at 2:09 AM UTC in Cart Narcs
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey I want one and I will sport it with pride on the back hatch.
    
    at least I'm not riding in one like the kids at the theater after watching Jack Ass the Movie. stupid fucking kids

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Chios Honey No Darth Faggot
    
    it was more like 2010 ‧ Comedy/Action Jackass 3D

    
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0322802/
    
    Dumbass...
13. 2023-10-02 at 2:08 AM UTC in I'm very sick 🤢
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I got out of bed at noon. Took a shower and went back to bed.
    Got back up at 4 to sell a car but I feel like crap. I haven't ate at all.

    
    Nobody, not even your old lady, cares.
14. 2023-10-02 at 2:07 AM UTC in One down one to go.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i c old women lives rent free in you're head.

    
    you are so boring and tired
15. 2023-10-02 at 2:05 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey and I'm sure Space Race was fake and Gay, We never went to the moon and Russia has no working nukes.
    
    just wait and see where all of this goes.

    
    And you call the Sun a tabloid. Your brain makes the Enquirer look like Edward R. Murrow.
16. 2023-10-02 at 2:04 AM UTC in How come I'm not getting hired
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox you’re*
    
    too*

    
    omg typos how shall I ever hide my shame. Now go piss up a limp rope while pounding molten salt up your ass with both fists.
    
    
17. 2023-10-02 at 2:03 AM UTC in Infinityshock lost
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You posted some.

    
    With your face on them...
    
    
18. 2023-10-02 at 2:02 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Or a Liger.

    
    lion dog
    
    Liog
    
    Liodog
    
    Dogion
    
    Not tiger here dumbass...
    
    
19. 2023-10-02 at 2:01 AM UTC in Drunk Fred
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey yeah well I probably just drifted by it and no doubt a bit high off of beer and cbd with more thc than I preferred to have in my preroll.
    
    thc raises my blood pressure more than the alcohol does

    
    For 5 posts in a row?
    
    
20. 2023-10-02 at 2 AM UTC in How come I'm not getting hired
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey King.
    
    Apply for instacart. you dont' need a car. they have more shopper jobs than shopper-driver positions. they send you a credit card (for their service only) and you hand pick shit and purchase it with the companies credit card. then get paid once a week. I'm thinking of trying it out. they also have one store you go to instead of driving from store to store. You get paid by the hour I think instead of the job. it will tie you over until you find a great paying job. also you get tips from customers so pick them the best produce you can find and shit.

    
    Is that all your qualified for? Getting food for people to busy and successful to bother with it themselves.