Posts by Speedy Parker

2017-12-09 at 3:09 AM UTC in how old is everyone?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Fuck you talking about man. Im 50 in this photo. I drive so I don't get to the Gym like I used to

Oh wait, I mean Health Club cause that's what the sissy generation calls it now

And I walked like 10 miles from 30th going to ground zero and then back up to 72 in 100 fucking degree muggy weather.

I was tired. show photo

Fat with absolutely no shoulders. What I do or do not look like changes nothing about this fact.

2017-12-09 at 3:08 AM UTC in Lanny's New Shtick

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL Sorry. To be worth something, your opinion on this matter cannot be forced, coerced, buttered up or enticed. Thems the rules.

Who's rules?

2017-12-09 at 3:07 AM UTC in Do you want TOTAL WAR?!

Speedy Parker Black Hole

I want Total War for Android. That was a grand old Sierra PC franchise.

2017-12-08 at 9:30 PM UTC in Ive been dumb all these years.

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Amidst my depression, I forget that fucking ANGER is the best, most powerful, most motivating emotion of them all.

Am I fucking g right???

Here's an example. Make fun of it, and it will it ANGER/MOTIVATE ME further

I have been lazy lately
I'm sad. Chootie is dying (which I've kept to myself). My place has gone to shit.

Alli want to do is NOTHING. AND I HAVE. But I finally got PISSED. I GOT FUCKING PISSED TODAY ABOUT IT ALL.

And I cleaned. I ANGRILY cleaned my apt out of… Anger. And whatever. Norm faggots clean out of normalicy. NOT ME

I LET MY PLACE GO TO SHIT. K? I DID. AND AS CHOOTIE GETS SICKER, I LET MYSELF GET SICKER TOO.

But I let my anger help me today. CHOOTS in BOOTS might die soon, and it's going to hurt so bad, but I'm gonna make it help me get ANGRY, and do things better.

Anger defeats depression.

Its the overcoming

Fear leads to anger therefore anger is fear announced.

2017-12-08 at 9:28 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

Speedy Parker Black Hole

2017-12-08 at 9:25 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

Speedy Parker Black Hole

1973 posts for what?

2017-12-08 at 9:23 PM UTC in Lanny's New Shtick

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL This is not over. Not by a long shot.

lol

Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm actually looking for consensus. Do you think user accounts should have bans posted on them for posting non-spam threads in Spurious, or do you not?

lol

2017-12-08 at 4:01 PM UTC in Happy Birthday Photosynthesis.

Speedy Parker Black Hole

It's the anniversary of the discovery of photosynthesis.

2017-12-08 at 3:59 PM UTC in Lanny's New Shtick

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL Now that most of you guys have thoroughly shat up this thread, Lanny will feel OK to just waltz in and lol and then leave. Thanks a real lot.

I'll do it for him.

2017-12-08 at 3:57 PM UTC in Happy Birthday Photosynthesis.

Speedy Parker Black Hole

As stated

2017-12-08 at 1:44 AM UTC in Lanny's New Shtick

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL Ok, so far we have myself and greenplastic who actually give a shit about Totse ideals, then we have a bunch of dead-weight users shitting up the thread. Anyone else have anything to offer?

Yes, I offer this. Fuck Totse.

2017-12-08 at 1:42 AM UTC in Lanny's New Shtick

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Let's try something else. Raise your hand if you give a fuck

sv_cheats 1
fucksgivingmode 0

2017-12-08 at 12:40 AM UTC in how old is everyone?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Dr. Scrawny: How Lanny Stole Christmas You call THAT a boot?!

Them ain't boots, thems goat roppin' slippers.

2017-12-08 at 12:17 AM UTC in The Speech Every 2015 College Grad Needs to Hear

Speedy Parker Black Hole

2017-12-07 at 9:38 PM UTC in how old is everyone?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 I actually bought some before at Target.. they're not 25 bucks but were like 49$. but this is not a pair of those cheep things. those cause shit blisters in your feet they're so cheap. I didn't even buy soul inserts for these. walked the fuck out of Manhattan on one day in 99 degree 98 percent humidity and my feet felt great.. drank a lot of snapple.

$49 boots are slippers. These are real boots.

2017-12-07 at 1:52 PM UTC in Hey Fuckers

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Sophie That's pretty fucking dope.

It looks like it. But in reality I bet it would be a bitch to roll it so the pattern lined up.

2017-12-07 at 1:50 PM UTC in Dear California

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ By that logic you're gonna end up like Malice!

Logic does not apply to Malice.

Originally posted by Lanny that's some very malice like behavior you've got going on there

My dick never touched my cat.

2017-12-07 at 3:57 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock thats enlightening that you know about volunteering to look at mens assholes for free. tell me more. youre definitely worth the fee.

2017-12-07 at 3:54 AM UTC in Dear California

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ You're gonna turn out like Malice if you keep that up.

If Malice is not careful he's going to wind up like you.

2017-12-07 at 3:28 AM UTC in how old is everyone?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by AngryOnion Shit for some reason I thought you were black.
Anyway nice shoes dude.

For some reason I knew he was fat with no shoulders.

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