Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-03-28 at 11:59 AM UTC in Would You Subjugate to Islamic Law?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel

   
   I'm sure your mom will hang that on the fridge with a gold star if you print it for her.
2. 2018-03-28 at 11:57 AM UTC in My take on Guns
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Do you really think the second amendment would work for you in the event of a modern, US tyranny? Even if it did, I'd rather be dead than alive in a society of idiots.

   
   News flash, you are part of the excess idiot issue. Boys like you have no concept the freedom real men would rather die for than live without. But that's OK by me because boys like you make woman love me that much more.
3. 2018-03-28 at 3:39 AM UTC in living in a fake thing
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL So is your 31-inch waist, fatty.

   
   Please stick to that fallacy. It's fun to watch you bounce off the walls in the dark.
4. 2018-03-28 at 3:38 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus aspergers

   
   Only a true genius would be so clever as to use that trick twice... In a row...
5. 2018-03-28 at 3:37 AM UTC in My take on Guns
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick I think you actually have a learning disorder. Sorry for all the times I was mean to you. I hope you stop paying the NRA to exploit you someday.

   
   You had better hope we save your ass from tyrants soiboi.
6. 2018-03-28 at 3:36 AM UTC in Nootropics you're taking
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus you have aspergers

   
   Your diagnosis is devoid of meaning.
7. 2018-03-28 at 3:36 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice What if my goal all along was to turn autism into a meme and I succeeded?

   
   If if and buts were candy and nuts it would be Christmas every day.
8. 2018-03-28 at 3:34 AM UTC in Would You Subjugate to Islamic Law?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel The burden of proof is on you my friend.

   
   You already satisfied that burden with your own words. Thanks for playing.
9. 2018-03-28 at 3:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel No just ashamed people like you exist. I know your just a shit troll but damn in my day at least we had grace and style. You are just a pathetic attempt at being edgy

   
   noumad
10. 2018-03-28 at 3:33 AM UTC in Nootropics you're taking
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus aspergers

    
    I never saw that before. Did you just invent it in your secret genius lab?
11. 2018-03-28 at 3:32 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus y are u alive

    
    Because you are to much of a soiboi to take me out.
12. 2018-03-28 at 3:31 AM UTC in Nootropics you're taking
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllll

    
    That's next level 3 sided genius right there folks. An insult so scathing it's beyond the comprehensive capabilities of us mere mortals.
13. 2018-03-28 at 3:29 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    3 in a row lol
    
    Somebody is mad...
14. 2018-03-28 at 3:28 AM UTC in Nootropics you're taking
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus wrong alt retard

    
    Wow pure genius. Why can't I come up with clever stuff like that?
15. 2018-03-28 at 3:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus doesnt even stay within a 10 point range like every other person on the list
    
    you have the pattern recognition ability of a donkey and aspergers

    
    You assume I actually read even half of what you type..
16. 2018-03-28 at 3:26 AM UTC in Nootropics you're taking
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel 35-99

    
    You type numbers as an insult and call yourself a genius. By that standard I was a child prodigy at 12 months when I shit a masterpiece in my diaper.
17. 2018-03-28 at 3:25 AM UTC in Would You Subjugate to Islamic Law?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Give some examples

    
    I don't have to. You already demonstrated it.
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Islam is similar to trianglism but they still believe in human prophets.

18. 2018-03-28 at 3:24 AM UTC in Nootropics you're taking
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Wrong alt retard

    
    Fag
19. 2018-03-28 at 3:23 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus §m£ÂgØL 115-125
    lanny 125-135
    falcon 125-135
    sophie 128-138
    lempoid loompus -20-0

20. 2018-03-28 at 3:22 AM UTC in Nootropics you're taking
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus you should eat 10 grams of dog shit instead since your brain is made out of it
    
    im right btw

    
    You fuck a man with fat knees and call him your girlfriend. Your view is null.