Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-03-28 at 3:20 AM UTC in Who is your favorite nazi?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by nguyen Yeh youre right
   Im about 15 shots drunk coming out from a monthsworth hibernation
   Since September

   
   That's pretty drunk.
2. 2018-03-28 at 3:19 AM UTC in living in a fake thing
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL My experience is genuine, kid.

   
   Fake news
3. 2018-03-28 at 3:18 AM UTC in Would You Subjugate to Islamic Law?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Islam is similar to trianglism but they still believe in human prophets.

   
   Trianglism is demonstrably flawed.
4. 2018-03-28 at 3:17 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Boy, all these people have been studying difficult subjects for hours and I'm just laying here marathoning anime.
   
   This is great.

   
   Nobody here is studying anything but the lint in their navel.
5. 2018-03-28 at 3:16 AM UTC in My take on Guns
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick You think I'm well read? Thank you! But you should know that the NRA is a powerful force in politics, and if you aren't aware of this it's because you don't want to be.

   
   Moron, of course it's powerful, it represents the will of the people not some corporate boardroom. Not all lobbying is bad.
6. 2018-03-27 at 11:43 PM UTC in living in a fake thing
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus your morbid obesity means you will die an autistic virgin

   
   Except I'm nowhere near fat with a 31 inch waist.
7. 2018-03-27 at 11:41 PM UTC in Who is your favorite nazi?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by nguyen Its pretty literarily redundant to say u boat or submarine twice in the same sentence
   Also u-boat base has more distinction than saying submarine base
   
   Semantics? Nitpicking? Probably.

   
   Saying "U-boat and Submarine" is redundant. No semantics...
8. 2018-03-27 at 9:09 PM UTC in living in a fake thing
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Fake can be just as real as you want it to be.

   
   Like your fake Totse experience?
9. 2018-03-27 at 9:07 PM UTC in Nootropics you're taking
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus it doesnt cross the brain barrier so it does nothing
   
   nice placebo bro
   
   the only way to make it do anything would be to take 10 grams

   
   You are the embodiment of stupid. Your brain is cooked beyond repair. Your opinion means nothing.
10. 2018-03-27 at 9:06 PM UTC in My take on Guns
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader average americans cant remember that far back.

    
    You don't know dick about Americans
11. 2018-03-27 at 9:04 PM UTC in Is honey vegan?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick You can't deny that animal agriculture magnifies the environmental impact several times over. That this isn't grounds for reform in my country is largely due to lobbyists, along with willful ignorance on the part of our people.

    
    Go shove a carrot down your throat and ckoke on it soiboi
12. 2018-03-27 at 9:03 PM UTC in Nootropics you're taking
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus anything that works on GABA has 0 cognitive benefits besides reducing anxiety/getting u high
    
    die loser

    
    If you get high from Gaba you're a cuckold loser. Oh wait you fuck a man with fat knees.
13. 2018-03-27 at 9:01 PM UTC in Who is your favorite nazi?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by nguyen (President of germany after hitler, genius commander of submarines and u boats. (Iirc he built an indestructible u boat base)

    
    Submarine and U-boat is the same thing. Dönitz knew that because unlike you he was a genius.
14. 2018-03-27 at 7:12 PM UTC in WTC an Inside job?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Such seething hatred. Such vitriol. Such angst. Magnificent.
    
    *spits*

    
    Thanks for sharing how you feel...
15. 2018-03-27 at 7:12 PM UTC in Would You Subjugate to Islamic Law?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL When they finally take control of the United States, they aren't just going to get rid of income tax and the like. They'll keep it the way it is and just add the religious tax.

    
    You're an idiot if you think that's going to happen. Oh wait, your an idiot either way. Never mind... Carry on...
16. 2018-03-27 at 2:07 PM UTC in Nootropics you're taking
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus fish oil feels like slightly more than placebo
    the effects of nootropics range from total placebo to slightly more than placebo
    thats all the info you really need about this bullshit

    
    GABA
17. 2018-03-27 at 2:06 PM UTC in WTC an Inside job?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I am going to Thomas Jefferson Highschool with my semi automatic rifle and I'm gonna shoot anyone I see.
    
    On my way now. I also have a bomb.

    
    If you escape alive I'll be sure to apply for my reward.
18. 2018-03-27 at 12:42 PM UTC in Would You Subjugate to Islamic Law?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yes, contrary to popular belief, they DO have clit inspectors. The inspectors are excluded from the normal legislation concerning the viewing of female genitalia.

    
    Then why haven't the inspectored you. You walking clit.
19. 2018-03-27 at 12:37 PM UTC in WTC an Inside job?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're a crime stopper??

    
    You're a stupid troll??
20. 2018-03-27 at 12:36 PM UTC in WTC an Inside job?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I am gonna do a mass shooting

    
    That's not an admission. Tell me about it after the fact. That is an admission.