Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-03-30 at 2:33 AM UTC in having an anxiety/panic attack. can someone please talk to me.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel A service goat.

   
   Or are you saying you want to blow this particular goat?
   
   https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/nation/2013/05/23/2354329/
2. 2018-03-30 at 2:31 AM UTC in having an anxiety/panic attack. can someone please talk to me.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel A service goat.

   
   You want to service a goat?
3. 2018-03-30 at 2:29 AM UTC in Alternate Account Ratings
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter The person with no username is SpectraL.

   
   His name is 
4. 2018-03-30 at 2:26 AM UTC in My take on Guns
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader pls consult a dicktionary.

   
   I have hard copies of Black's and Bouvier's
5. 2018-03-30 at 2:24 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Can I eat a frog at least?

   
   Only if they are raining from the sky in a plague like manner from what I've read.
6. 2018-03-30 at 2:23 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel The battle of wits against you, and it looks like you're all out of ammo.

   
   You accused me of being unoriginal. When I was 8 years old I ordered a book of 101 insults out of the back of a comic book. That battle of wits and ammo shit you just posted was in that book along with 100 other equally lame insults. So if you can't be original at least try to shoot for not being quite as lame.
7. 2018-03-30 at 2:18 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I though it was you can't eat fish. I don't fucking know. Retarded shit either way.
   
   I AM GOD. PLEASE ME BY NOT EATING A THING ON A DAY OR SOME SHIT. AMEN TO ME.

   
   It was men who said we talked to God and he said the rest of you fucks are going to burn in hell if you don't listen to us. Now listen to us when we tell you what to eat and when to eat it.
8. 2018-03-29 at 11:09 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel That's where you're wrong.
   
   Check and mate.

   
   What did you win?
9. 2018-03-29 at 11:07 PM UTC in having an anxiety/panic attack. can someone please talk to me.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel I hope that's a drunk post

   
   I hope you blow a goat
10. 2018-03-29 at 11:06 PM UTC in Theory: Enter Catfished Falco w/ His Own Real Photos
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter It didn't happen in the kik chat, it happened privately lol. I'm totally fine with Captain Falcon making a post saying it didn't happen, it was part of our agreement that he could deny it as long as he deleted his accounts. But he just referenced how he was fat, which he knew he'd have to do since I got those screenshots of him in his underwear (which don't worry, again, I'm not going to post).
    
    But yeah, you can believe Captain Falcon if you want to. His excuse is way more believable… he got really high and ate a bunch of food and deleted his accounts, and then deleted his new account explaining that. Okay.

    
    Pics or it didn't happen
11. 2018-03-29 at 11:02 PM UTC in Alternate Account Ratings
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    You get mad easy
12. 2018-03-29 at 11:01 PM UTC in having an anxiety/panic attack. can someone please talk to me.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel U mad

    
    A genius would no that is not how any of this works
13. 2018-03-29 at 11 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I don't get it.

    
    You seldom do
14. 2018-03-29 at 10:26 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel What did I miss.

    
    As usual, everything....
15. 2018-03-29 at 10:25 PM UTC in Just a quick poll
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader big men can be affraid of little words.
    
    .

    
    Dumbass
16. 2018-03-29 at 10:13 PM UTC in I think my gut's getting bigger.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader yes, becos clothing made its wearer unsusceptible to the effects of climate.

    
    ^retard
17. 2018-03-29 at 10:12 PM UTC in having an anxiety/panic attack. can someone please talk to me.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Speedy Parker is just another useless dumb alt.

    
    I have really pissed you off lol
18. 2018-03-29 at 10:11 PM UTC in Lanny is a bitch!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader go have your aids and dont bother to cure it.
    
    you cant.

    
    I like fucking with you. It's like flicking a potato bug and watching curl up.
19. 2018-03-29 at 10:06 PM UTC in My take on Guns
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader well constitutions and bills of rights feel different from laws.

    
    The bill of rights is the constitution.
    
    The constitution is the law.
    
    You are an idiot.
20. 2018-03-29 at 10:04 PM UTC in If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock with a connotation of something along the lines of "Hi.. Hello.. answer the *Question Mark*??

    
    Answer fat ass