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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter I am lenient on women with disorders and diseases.

    In other words you falsely believe you might have a chance of getting in to a retards pants.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader which is why i said laws and constitution arent the same thing.

    1 - laws that used to be laws but are no longer now and had become a mere guideline, thats constitution.

    laws that are in effect, that judges and juries and officers of the law may use, apply or interpret whether a something or an action is right or wrong,

    thats law.

    and

    2 -



    so in a way, amendment 18 is just a suggestion, a mere moral obligation untill it was ratified or untill appropriate laws had been written on how to deal with it.

    The constitution is law dumbass. It's the law all laws must obey.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter Oh my god…

    Speedy Parker just said something mildly humorous!

    SPEEDY PARKER SAID SOMETHING MILDLY HUMOROUS!!!

    IT FINALLY HAPPENED AFTER 2,313 POSTS!!!


    I also got laid yesterday by the 3rd different chick this week. That's more pussy in one week than you got in your entire pathetic life.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick Unless you're content for you and your family to be kept as livestock by a superior predator, bred with one another and eventually slaughtered hanging upside down in a barn, you cannot justify that you do it to another species. You scream about preserving the hierarchy of nature, but when it gives you something you don't like, you'll want to declare an exception.

    Correction you can't justify it asshole. They are your morals. All animals are welcome in my house. Right beside the mashed potatoes. So fuck off before I stuff an apple down your throat and a spit up your ass faggot.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Daily I figured this out in 1 second after spending 3 seconds looking at the image on the left what's my iq

    Whatever it is it was lowered by reading this thread.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Fucks sake Benny how do you struggle so much with basic concepts? The “right to bear arms” was created hundreds of years ago. Since then new laws have been added to stipulate what KINDS of “arms” you can bear. Laws like the NFA of 1934 and the GCA of 1968. And various state/local laws.

    But yes the prospect of increasing restrictions placed on the 2nd amendment is what organizations like the NRA and other pro-gun lobbyists are fighting. How dumb are you for real

    He's just childishly argumentative.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm the Man With No Name now. Sue me.

    No, you are a fossil who thinks using the character map is L337
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Animals taste good. Fuck your morals.
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    Originally posted by Malice I am not a morning person.

    Who else thinks about suicide every single day right after waking up? I mean, it's a pretty mild desire relative to the worst I've ever felt, I know what it feels like to be right on the edge, but, still, the happiness/pleasure I feel in life doesn't come close to being worth putting up with this bullshit for the rest of my life.

    You are such a fucking queen
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe So wait Lanny banned finny for shitposting in this thread? But when people were spamming my plant intelligence thread with shitposts he just let it happen.

    Why is that?

    Because Lanny and Zanick are gay for each other.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Smile at adversity and assholes. Snarling is fear announced.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    OP needs serious help
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter I know you're all sick of this shit, but I hate them. I truly, truly hate them.

    I decided to take greenplastic's advice and NOT have the mindset that every girl is against me this semester. And in doing so, I actually met and befriended a few girls already. I'd say the amount of friends I've made – it's about 60/40 girls to boys.

    But there was one who stood out, someone who seemed to be really into me. She acted so kind; flirtatious even.

    But as soon as the assignment was finished, she stopped talking to me. I tried to make conversation again after that but she just replied with two word answers. "Yeah haha". etc.

    She was using me for help with the assignment. This has happened before.

    They're cunts. THEY'RE ALL FUCKING CUNTS.

    But it's okay. I knew that already. Unfortunately I was born into a reality where women… okay, they don't HATE me… but they definitely don't like me.

    This is no joke, but I really need to work out again, and take it very seriously this time. My USA trip is soon (July), and I need to look good for the photos I'll be taking there, since I'll be using them for Tinder when I get back. So I need to look buff. So let's say I have three months, starting now, to do the Layne Norton PHAT workout:

    http://www.simplyshredded.com/mega-feature-layne-norton-training-series-full-powerhypertrophy-routine-updated-2011.html

    If I stick to it and do this for three months, I'll look fucking sweet by then. It's the one I used to do, so I know it definitely works and people complimented me all the time!

    I NEED TO STICK WITH IT THIS TIME. JUST THREE MONTHS. I HAVE TO STICK TO IT, NO MATTER WHAT.

    Then I will be more admirable to women. Then I can fucking hurt them emotionally. Then I can reject THEM.. You fucking bitches.

    Women are never going to like you no matter how many muscles you have because you are an insecure little douche.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Women still do not like you enter
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    OP has no skin
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Commander in Chief.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah that’s what I said a democratic republic

    No such thing. You are thinking of a democratically represented republic. What you describe below is not that. It is a pure democracy.

    Originally posted by Fox Paws It’s pretty simple to understand really.

    1. Majority rules
    2. The majority of people are stupid
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws It’s pretty simple to understand really.

    1. Majority rules
    2. The majority of people are stupid

    Wrong, this a Republic which is ruled by law. You are describing a democracy.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader exactly, their first and foremost constitution.

    whether their applicable as law or otherwise is subject to many things and events.

    You don't know Jack. You're all backasswards on this...
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