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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by cupocheer Jesus Christ

    He was a jedi Commie
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Or we turn up the heat a notch or two.

    Always wanted to post that line. ^
    Heat is measured in degrees not notches. Just sayin'...
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by cupocheer I don't like boxed Mac – I'm a Velveeta gal?

    Figures, fake cheese to go with shitty lobster.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com I didn't follow the codie/crypto shit that time.

    But I wanted to purchase a projector and a screen. they're still kind of pricey. but seem like they would be fun to use. I wonder if there is a way to magnify the fuck out of one and project a thousand foot diagonal across the side of a building to "advertise" stuff.

    Look! A shiny squirrel!
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein I care about her 😋

    Ot

    I’m starving haven’t eaten all day and I’ve decided to bake some chickens’ and make some kraft macaroni and cheese


    Lol , I just remembered I use to call this one kat, Macaroni Tony 😋

    When is the last time you called her?
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny bullshit.

    adam liveth for 900+ years.

    and before you start arguing,

    ADAM AND EVE WAS REAL !!! SCIENTISTS CLAIM.

    https://nypost.com/2018/11/24/turns-out-all-of-humanity-is-related-to-a-single-couple/
    Argue in the mirror
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service I can imagine it being an insult during the bronze age "hey why don't you fuck this little girl instead? She might actually notice your tiny dick".

    I don't see much evidence for sexual morality in the bronze age at all. The Bible is full of instances of people whoring out their kids and wives, like Abraham for example.

    Probably kid fucking was more or less endemic, the way it still is in many communities there.

    Life expectancy was much shorter 2 - 3 thousand years ago. If the average life is only 30 years long a 15 year old would be the modern day equivalent of a 40 year old.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    1/2 oz
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That would be Lanny's worst nightmare.

    Dew eet!
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Slobster.
    No one cares.

    Nobody has ever cared about you.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com That's pretty cool.. How does it follow Lanny?

    but since you posted this.. whats the Lux or Lumen on it?

  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com You're dying.

    You're already dead
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because i defoo'ed.

    In other words they told you that you are a piece of shit so you left.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Exactly! People like you :)

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    Dead Slobster
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your parents call you accident.

    Your parents don't call you.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Imagine. You even had to stoop to fucking with my usertitle just to come out smelling pretty. You kids just ruined the scene, man. In the old days, nobody would even think of tinkering with another user's account just because they can't punch their way through a debate and that's the only way they can "win". That's weak, dude. First it's 900 year bans, even though no rules were broken, and now it's.. "Yeah, I know, I'll fuck with his usertitle. That's it. That'll show him. *slobber*" I mean, really? Do I have to call DaGuru in on this or what?

    Ooo Ooo yeah, call in DaGuru.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL We know it was written by God himself and not corrupt men because of the prophecies it contains and how precisely accurate they ended up to be. No man can predict the future with such 100% accuracy, not even a devious one.

    If he had a time machine... Like Trump...
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Good to see ya Speeds! Missed my debate buddy. It’s cold in these here parts. Are you a hunter? Seasons are open. I could see you enjoying tracking a deer.

    Dont have anything against hunting just never had a desire to get up at 4 am and walk around in the woods during winter.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 Finny is a misunderstood artist,who’s artistic endeavors will not be appreciated until after his passing.

    Prove it. Kill him.
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