Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-12 at 11:42 AM UTC in Sending "God Bless" in an email
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost I paid for that

   
   With the government check or from your blow job money?
2. 2019-07-12 at 11:41 AM UTC in Add an ignore feature
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost I can afford to uber but I don't because I would just be paying to sit in traffic

   
   But you can't afford a basic convenience like a car.
3. 2019-07-12 at 11:40 AM UTC in I would do anything for butthole
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Call Brookes a "chicken" and report back how she/he responded, please.

   
   Who the fuck is Brooke's and why is she so chicken?
4. 2019-07-12 at 11:39 AM UTC in I would do anything for butthole
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Monogamy is so much easier

   
   Especially when you can't afford a bus pass
5. 2019-07-12 at 11:37 AM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats too advanced for you to immitate.

   
   Scooping rice out of a bowl with sticks is your vision of advanced?
6. 2019-07-12 at 11:36 AM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by toz Well Yes, Eagles are Full of Bravado and Stand Majestically in all their glory yet Owls are cute and look like little people with bow ties.

   
   Wrong, owls are killers
7. 2019-07-12 at 10:48 AM UTC in Anyone here ever done dmt?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby getting some delivered tomorrow, just smoke it out of a pooki or just use a light bulb? seems fun I wanna do it, I usually don't trust hippies but these gont on his gorl seemed legit

   
   That's all you need
8. 2019-07-12 at 10:46 AM UTC in Your opinion on the Jeffrey Epstein situation?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Wait, has Trump been accused of pedoshit?

   
   Wrong
9. 2019-07-11 at 7:33 PM UTC in WELL HUNG : how you can apologize.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG At pretty much everything haha. Why are you so jealous whitey?

   
   Then why is Mexico such a shithole?
10. 2019-07-11 at 7:31 PM UTC in Vote for Bernie Sanders or other anti-establishment progressives
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    wrong
11. 2019-07-11 at 7:31 PM UTC in how do u eat a pizza?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    with my mouth
12. 2019-07-11 at 7:30 PM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny picking and pecking at slow movimg worms is no more different than scavenging.

    
    thats how asians eat
13. 2019-07-11 at 7:26 PM UTC in Add an ignore feature
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost It's not that great. You have to enter in the exact username instead of picking from list based on what you search.

    
    Sounds like a bus pass compared to a car.
14. 2019-07-11 at 7:23 PM UTC in Predictions: What is going to happen to Hong Kong
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Allowed" by who? It's their territory.
    
    That's like saying "If America is allowed to…" Countries tend to make their own rules.

    
    Yes you idiot, it's Chinese territory. Are you really that stupid?
15. 2019-07-11 at 7:22 PM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Chickens eat stuff
16. 2019-07-11 at 7:20 PM UTC in Why can't I find news stories about AOC being Epstein's pedo lawyer?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano I hear it on my headline podcasts but can't find any articles about it.
    
    Didn't she help draft his plea and now some dems want her to step down?

    
    AOC doesn't have a law degree she was a bartender/waitress before she was cast as a member of congress you dolt.
17. 2019-07-11 at 7:18 PM UTC in Your opinion on the Jeffrey Epstein situation?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost He obviously has some sort of sex addiction. He needs Trianglism and an ayahuasca enema

    
    Maybe. But you know what he doesn't need?
    
    

    Show spoiler
18. 2019-07-11 at 7:16 PM UTC in Sending "God Bless" in an email
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I got accepted for school and they want me to reply to the email to confirm my attendance. Google does autofill with phrases like "Thank you, I will be there!" and "Confirmed!" but I didn't want to seem like some robot (even though I am) so I wrote this;
    
    "Thank you very much for accepting my application, I will be there.
    
    God Bless"
    
    I didn't want it to be only one line so I dropped a God Bless.
    Is this weird?

    
    Are they going to pay for your bus pass?
19. 2019-07-11 at 7:13 PM UTC in Would you eat a turd for $100,000?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    yes
20. 2019-07-11 at 7:12 PM UTC in If you found out you were terminally ill.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Start eliminating the "items" on my list