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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    with my mouth
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny picking and pecking at slow movimg worms is no more different than scavenging.

    thats how asians eat
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost It's not that great. You have to enter in the exact username instead of picking from list based on what you search.

    Sounds like a bus pass compared to a car.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Allowed" by who? It's their territory.

    That's like saying "If America is allowed to…" Countries tend to make their own rules.

    Yes you idiot, it's Chinese territory. Are you really that stupid?
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Chickens eat stuff
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano I hear it on my headline podcasts but can't find any articles about it.

    Didn't she help draft his plea and now some dems want her to step down?

    AOC doesn't have a law degree she was a bartender/waitress before she was cast as a member of congress you dolt.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost He obviously has some sort of sex addiction. He needs Trianglism and an ayahuasca enema

    Maybe. But you know what he doesn't need?

  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost I got accepted for school and they want me to reply to the email to confirm my attendance. Google does autofill with phrases like "Thank you, I will be there!" and "Confirmed!" but I didn't want to seem like some robot (even though I am) so I wrote this;

    "Thank you very much for accepting my application, I will be there.

    God Bless"

    I didn't want it to be only one line so I dropped a God Bless.
    Is this weird?

    Are they going to pay for your bus pass?
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    yes
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Start eliminating the "items" on my list
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Where do you keep the beer and pizza?
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    if butthole is all you want fuck a fag.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Trump's got to be the WORST I've ever seen in my life, when it comes to his picks for his administration. He hand-picks clowns like "Mr. Magoo" Sessions, who ends up getting fired for incompetence. He picks Rod Rosenstein for acting AG, the same corrupt clown who willfully signed off on the bogus FISA application, Rosenstein and Co. knowing full well in advance it was bogus, then even goes on to praise him even after he's exposed. Trump is a TERRIBLE judge of character. He picks Kavanaugh as Supreme Court Justice, then one of Kavanaugh's first actions is to betray Republicans and stab Trump in the back. He picks Carson for Housing/Urban, a dopey-eyed brain surgeon who knows absolutely nothing about his job. He picks Christopher Wray to head the FBI, a do-nothing yes-man, afraid of his own shadow. He picks Barr to head the Justice Department - a known deep state shill who has been butt buddies with top Democrat Patrick Leahy and Joe Biden for decades. The list goes on and on and on. You gotta wonder at a certain point, what the fuck is he doing??

    patience grasshopper
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Who

    lol it used to catch fire
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Forward facing vision is mainly for 3D vision.

    Other predators and their field of vision

    Shark: A shark's eyes are almost on completely different sides of its head, so the shark has a nearly 360-degree field of vision.

    alliGAYtor: alliGAYtors have the ability to see and sense movement of potential prey animals because their eyes are placed on the sides of their head. This gives them a wide sight range and excellent peripheral vision. The only place they cannot see is right behind them.

    Cougar: A cougar has 120 degrees of vision, in her natural habitat of a seedy Austin bar she is able to detect a vunerable Bill Krozby mainly using her sense of smell and then locking her eyes forward to get a full 3D display of his lopsided willy.

    Dung beetles hunt their prey by smell
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Shut up dickhunger faggot

  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    i read eagles can see really far
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Google the Saudi Bin Laden Group, idiot. They are one of the biggest mother fucking companies on the globe with americabux. Anyone paying attention to politics knew 9/11 was gonna happen and how, the specific plans were just up in the air. Who do you think created Bin Laden?

    That's all impossible because everything is Trump's fault.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Incorrect young billy.

    Eagles have better peripheral vision than owls, Eagles eyes are on the side Owls are facing forward,

    Eagle eyed, not owl eyed…

    an eagle's eyes are rotated towards the front of the head and are angled 30 degrees from the midline of the face. This allows them to have a 340 degree field of vision

    "Although owls have binocular vision, their large eyes are fixed in their sockets—as are those of most other birds—so they must turn their entire heads to change views. "

    https://twitter.com/Owl_EyedMan
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost You're just mad because you're a stupid wagecuck that has to wake up early to pay off your bills for frivolous purchases like boats and recreational vehicles that you never use.

    I'm a millenial that doesn't own property or drive which means I pay less bills per month than most people so I can save more money. And I'm not some retard that buys a boat or an RV either so I know I can make smart decisions with my money

    triggered
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